*blocks your path*
H-hey desu...I've been watching you...I'm r-really shy and I've been wanting to get to know you b-better...
ITT: Childhood Feels
>Mom coming home drunk every night at midnight to 2am
>Mom beating us when she got upset, even if it wasn't our fault
>Mom passed out foaming at the mouth on Christmas eve
>tfw boys never look at you because you're 4'8"
>5'6 ugly manlet with long and dirty hair
>tfw i did a knot like pic releated
>tfw i look like a normie
feels good, i will lost my v card soon, you should get a new hairstyle you know
>tfw straight hair
>is by default a bowlhaircut
I can't do shit with it's either bowl haircut or I have to get a buzz haircut.
I wish I had curly hair
You go to a random porn industry expo and it took you for surprise that your favorite porn actress/actor is in the place.
What would you ask her/him?
I am an average looking dude and already fucked three girls on there.
You were behind your window, and i was trying to hide from everyone, but you noticed me and looked at me with a unnecessarily cute smile.
hello spoon onichan i hope you will find your misaki one day
NORMIES GET OUT THIS IS A TENDIES THREAD
What are you spending your GBP on? These are from Zips, a local fast food chain of a few locations. These are the second best tendies here. Mommy said I could have them for 20 GBP and I can't have hump time on her pillow or sniff her hairbrush tonight. Kinda fucked but sometimes I negotiate.
That's a weak ass tendie box you got there.
Real robots get something like pic related.
I just had some of these today, with Sweet Baby Ray's mustard barbecue.
When did Japanese/weeb stuff become so popular with normies?
I miss my oneitis so god damn much, you do not even understand. I can't get over her because she never really got over me either. Please help.
She's in a relationship I don't want to ruin, and I'm a mess. I high tailed it out of her life years ago because I figured I'm not the kind of guy who'd make her happy, she saw things in me I didn't see in myself. I'm browsing /r9k/, so a low self-esteem is a given and I don't wanna risk wrecking 2 more hearts. Her boyfriend seems like a nice guy as well, but she doesn't tell me anything about him.
ITT state a wish.
Anons reply to corrupts your wish
Ill go fist.
I wish I was immortal
Are non virgin girls good for anything but sex?
What self respecting man would ever commit to used goods?
They're more emotionally aware, understand their needs, more charismatic, sexual adventurism usually carries over to other aspects of life so they've probably done fun stuff they can talk about, have fun interests. They're better in every way.
I-I lost my virginity 2 days ago,, robots.
Does that mean I have to go now? I don't want to.
Should I pee before I masturbate, or masturbate first to clean up in one trip to the bathroom?
I've had this situation multiple times and I've made conclusions.
1) Since you can never quite get rid of piss from your dick (there are always a few drops left), when masturbating the pee splashes on your hands and nearby objects.
2) When you think about sex, blood rushes to your penis, stopping the need to pee. This makes it easier to masturbate if you need to pee.
3) As you said, if you masturbate first and then piss while cleaning up, you can do it in one trip, saving time, energy and resources. Bonus points for pissing in the sink lol
Tl;dr: Fap and then piss.
piss first, then eat your cum for an easy cleanup its way better for the hormones and light on the tissues
It's been a while for me