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fuck off you stupid midget

>tfw girls never look at you because you're 6'8"

>>37610227
Maybe it's because you are a fucking man

>tfw skinny lanklet
>tfw fluffy curly hair that is utterly unstyleable
This is the true hell.
People with straight hair CANNOT EVER be robots

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>>37610239
>tfw straight hair
>is by default a bowlhaircut
I can't do shit with it's either bowl haircut or I have to get a buzz haircut.
I wish I had curly hair

>>37610271
Dude just part it to the side, cut the sides short and boom. normie haircut.

having a hard time even thinking of who that might be. probably a tranny camwhore. "how much for cock sucking lessons" or something similar.

>>37610180
What's her opinion on the gaza strip

>>37610180
Wouldn't. Would be too shy.

>>37610167
I'm not fit and I don't have a smartphone.
In fact I'm fat. This won't work.

>>37610167

Don't own a smartphone

>>37610167
>not a virgin

>average looking

>rk9

i think you are on the wrong board anon

>>37610141
Spoon with me

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hello spoon onichan i hope you will find your misaki one day

>>37610141
mcf is that you?

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>>37610106

That's a weak ass tendie box you got there.

Real robots get something like pic related.

>>37610106

>Starts a tendie thread
>Doesn't even post in it

Kek.

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I just had some of these today, with Sweet Baby Ray's mustard barbecue.

yesterday, i think
the next stage in the normie agenda of plundering all geekdom

>>37610098
is brennan williams our guy? a true blackbot.

The meme realm has been leaking into the real of normies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAgnPC-HzvQ

>>37609853
if neither of you are over each other whats preventing you from going out

>>37609877
She's in a relationship I don't want to ruin, and I'm a mess. I high tailed it out of her life years ago because I figured I'm not the kind of guy who'd make her happy, she saw things in me I didn't see in myself. I'm browsing /r9k/, so a low self-esteem is a given and I don't wanna risk wrecking 2 more hearts. Her boyfriend seems like a nice guy as well, but she doesn't tell me anything about him.

>>37609985
Well if you ever get the chance I say you should go for it
I know what its like to have low self-confidence but you can't let it rule your life

I wish I won't wake up tomorrow

>>37609823
..y-you already ruined it

>>37609809
you can still feel pain

>>37609773

basically a girl should lose her virginity only after getting 100% sure to be in a lifelong relationship - that is, marriage.

>>37609773
>What self respecting man would ever commit to used goods?
Anybody who doesn't want to die alone.
It's alright though, I don't have to love them as much as virgin girls.

>>37609773
They're more emotionally aware, understand their needs, more charismatic, sexual adventurism usually carries over to other aspects of life so they've probably done fun stuff they can talk about, have fun interests. They're better in every way.

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Lost your virginity to who?

Its the price you must pay.

I lost my virginity two years ago and I'm still shitposting here
you don't have to leave

I've had this situation multiple times and I've made conclusions.
1) Since you can never quite get rid of piss from your dick (there are always a few drops left), when masturbating the pee splashes on your hands and nearby objects.
2) When you think about sex, blood rushes to your penis, stopping the need to pee. This makes it easier to masturbate if you need to pee.
3) As you said, if you masturbate first and then piss while cleaning up, you can do it in one trip, saving time, energy and resources. Bonus points for pissing in the sink lol
Tl;dr: Fap and then piss.

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>>37609658
piss first, then eat your cum for an easy cleanup its way better for the hormones and light on the tissues

>>37609658
Pee first. Makes for a comfier fap.

Romantically? It's been a little over three years.

>>37609493
c-civil war

>>37609493
Who is that Dune coon?

>>37609412
stand in front of your mirror and stick shit up your ass

At a gay bar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

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Dis ok?
Organol

Pic unrelated btw


ornahshd no

>>37609367
Did she have a mustache too?

I know this is bait but people really need to cut this shit ouy and speak English. Today a man asked me "wut it do" about something as a way of torturing the phrase "describe that beer"