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>>38798607
"Improving" is a spook. You are calling a change of self and social feedback "improving." If you want to work out, do it. If you want to get organised, do it. Please don't call it "improving" though; it's a knee jerk, click bait title that will lead to normies continuing to feel at home.

>>38798656
improve
verb
gerund or present participle: improving
make or become better.

Now what did you really mean by this?

i have a whole thread of self improvement and shit like that. let me know which one you want i will deliver.

>>38798556
YOU JUST DID YOU JUST DID

>>38798556
Define normie please

Sure do normiefag.

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>that kid who thought wearing 1 strap made him look badass

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>>38798549
>the kid who had a full beard at 13

>that kid who only brought a pencil to school

>>38798463
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=onions
This is you

>>38798463
>interested in each other
gtfo normie

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>>38798484
Didn't read thus shit

>>38798490
>still being a virgin
How the fuck am I normie?

>>38798439
I was at Bob Evans once and some nigger told me I looked like a nerd

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>at Chinese restaurant
>some mexican goblin lady brought 4 kids
>they were running around and the bitch wasn't even watching them
>go to counter and get a plate at buffet
>one of the little faggots runs in front of me and i fall on it
>the mother starts crying "ohhh meeeho" then starts screaming in Spanish
fuck you bitch

>>38798503
The exact reason why I haven't been at a restaurant for a decade.

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>she's nervous and shy around you
>she puts her purse to the side of her body that's furthest away from you
>when she's near you and covers up her cleavage

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>>38798593
>tfw it's been so long since you've been around young ladies you forgot they carry purses

>>38798434
>A mother walks upstairs
>she hears frustrated groans from afar
>she tentatively creeps along the landing
>approaches her son's room gingerly
>a loud bang startles her
>"REEE get the fuck out noormieeees"
>she leans back and opens the door
>a hideous creature sits in the corner
>its round body is lit up by a bright screen
>quietly she stutters:
>"a-anon? would you like some tendies?"
>"sure mom, that would be great thanks"
>the mother breathes a sigh of relief
>relieved, that she might not cry today

Thank you anon I'll try my best to not dig myself out of this hole while my young self can

Fuck I meant dig myself out of this hole

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>>38798420
All true.
The '30s is the new 20s' meme is just that.
By age 30 either you're set:
>with a good career
>a fiancee (or at least the experience to land a good one)
>extremely good genetics (that means u still look young and/or virile, no hairloss)

YOU ARE FUCKED.
YOU ARE DEAD.
DEAD PEOPLE ARE LUCKIER.
YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF FOR THE NEXT 30-40-50 YEARS WITH THE FULL KNOWLEDGE YOU FUCKED UP YOUR ONLY CHANCE.

>>38798379
Mental illness

there's no need to be original there

>>38798379
>I just can't do it.
You don't want to do it. Cutting yourself is just a clear sign you're mentally ill.

>>38798379
severe emotional distress. it's done for relief

>>38798374
Subtle bait.

Guess what I wrote in the email field desu

I agree but let's be serious, if you do know who moot is you're probably a sad cunt.

>>38798374
isnt moot the cute japanese guy that cant speak english?
iirc he owns this site right?

Cuck her, originally of course.

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>>38798341
>my girlfriend
Normalfag get the fuck off this board, it isn't for you.

>>38798341
>my girlfriend is overseas for a month
Going to get C U C K E D

>>38798339
>What do?

dump on her

>>38798339
make her dump you by getting into some real disgusting fetish territory

ask her to shit and puke on you or something

>>38798339
Do you actually know if she'll do it if you break up with her?

About 13

>>38798329
I realized the waifu life before i ever felt attraction to a real girl. Like elementary school. Shut-in came later.

I don't remember a time in my life when I wasn't a shut in playing video games or on the internet but probably around 14 was when I realised "this is my life"

>>38798194
CIA is going to take this thread down OP you know too much.

>>38798207
I just wonder why they would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>38798194
That's ridiculous, OP.
Clearly there's no way that could be true.

You have no proof.

But I don't ever walk outside my house except when going to the gym

I already dress well, but I never ever meet people..

Maybe if you would already dress nice, work out, look good, and got attention but still feel like hating like and killing yourself every day you would understand that "buhuhu I don't have a gf" is laughable.

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>>38798188
I dress in name brands, work out every day and got a haircut last week.
What now?

itt: a bunch of beta cucks/virgin losers

>>38798214

There's only you and me, and I sure am not a virgin. So that leaves you. What's your point?

>>38798238
>dont even get anyone else to reply
why diss yourself moron