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/tinder/ 2017-07-18 12:40:17 Post No.38442829
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i know there are some chads/normies on here who browse to laugh at us, so help us out here for once.
how the fuck do i talk to a girl on tinder properly and get them to follow through with a date? i match with some and they message back, but even if we plan a date and they give me a "maybe" or "yes" to it, they have 100% of the time bailed on me before the date and blocked me/stopped responding.
i feel like online is the one place my reputation doesnt reach me, so it actually gives me a decent chance. and ik theres other online options too, believe me ive tried.
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>>38442829
I'm a sperg and the only dates I've gotten in my life were off tinder.
Usually I just say something beta like "Would you be interested in hanging out sometime?"
If they say yes I ask what days work for them. If they suggest the days they have no reason to back out later.
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>>38442921
how much do you usually talk to them? i usually like trying to talk to them before i try to see them so ik some stuff about them/have something to talk about before the date. is there a limit or something?
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Only a day or two at most. I find if you get comfortable with the online versions of each other it'll make you and (probably) them more nervous about the IRL version and more likely to get cold feet about it all.
Depending how strong they come on or react to you, it can take as little as a few lines of minor charisma before asking or as much as 30 lines of discussing interests.
I have only had one girl put things off till later and I just unmatched her on the spot because there's no point when the ocean is so full.
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When did you realize that you come off like a potential school/workplace shooter to people?
For me, it was Sophomore year of high school when this kid asked me "jokingly" if I was going to shoot up the school. I mumbled "Yeah, totally" or something and walked away. I knew I was weird but it was depressing to realize that's what people thought of me
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"he's not gonna kill us, right? we can let him have his late father's guns"
-my sister to my mum
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freshman highschool year 2005. When I actually threatened to do it and got arrested. Good times. Got some heavy meds for awhile and grew out of it. Turns out I hated my family and once I escaped them and became a normal fag.
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>>38442873
>became a normalfag
>posts on r9gag
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Best backpack competition.
https://www.byslam.com/editor/king-de-fv
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Yes, I think I will do this thing yes.
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Hi
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This guy loves thicc yoshy
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>Another day, another 5000 calories
Just kill me now
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>>38442723
do you think diabetes is fun?
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>>38442723
get fucked amerishit
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>>38442723
Damn what did you eat? That's a lot of food.
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What does /r9k/ think of 3D waifus?
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>>38442716
don't exist and the idea is creepy.
If you mean a 3d model, then it might as well be full 2d.
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>>38442747
Means girls like pic related,you teapot
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Only girls like mirukawa.
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Am I boyfriend material?
>21
>5'11"
>thin and get regular exercise
>decent job
>can cook and clean fairly well
>all spare time spent playing video games and watching anime
>have spent a lot of money on computer hardware in the past
>escapism is generally the main priority of my life
>own and look after a cat
>depression (not the meme kind) managed with medication
During high school, a few girls expressed interest in me but I've always thought of myself as ugly and undesirable.
My only requirement for the girl is that she isn't an extrovert.
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>>38442614
whatever about that stupid bullshit, post cat
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i'd like a dog as well but its too much work
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>>38442741
What a fantastic looking pussy.
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>mom comes home with mcdonalds
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reeeeeeeeeee mom im trying to eat healthy u gains goblin
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>Mom comes home with greek yogurt and veggies
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>>38442612
>goblin
RAAAAAAAAA
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>Visit a Psych so I could take the normie pill and live a normal life
>Within 2 visits you can already tell she's absolutely disgusted by you
>Probably thinking "wow this fucking weirdo should just like, die already"
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>>38442588
You visited as in like a field trick type of visit? Or were you institutionalized? If you were institutionalized then you're fucked my friendo, never gonna be able to buy a gun and gl getting a decent job, they can easily look that up with their background check.
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>>38442588
It's going to be okay anon
Tio estas komenton orginala
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If your therapist is a roastie you are indeed in trouble. I had one once and I dropped her like a sack of bricks like 4 sessions in.
I've only had one other attractive female therapist but she was a homosexual so it changed the dynamic.
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So... I came out as AGP to my mother a few days ago and she was more supportive than what I had expected.
Today though, she came up to me with pic related (she's a decorator and uses 3d models for her clients), saying that she always wanted to remodel my room and that "given the new recent events" she thought i'd love how my new room would look.
I told her I liked it to not upset her, but i'm not really sure about this. I mean, besides my AGP i'm a regular guy, so having a room like this would be super weird, wtf do i say to her? I don't wanna seem ungrateful of her support, but this is too much lel
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>>38442574
>AGP
Literally what?
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>>38442595
This
Whats AGP?
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Did your mother never have a daughter, OP?
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Why do reddit users try so hard to be "punny"? Every fucking thread is a bunch of these faggots trying out wit each other with sheldon-tier jokes.
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>>38442493
Also why do they constantly write stuff like "My dick can only get so erect" and making references to orgasms when talking about black athletes in literally every single sports thread?
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>>38442535
To be progressive
I remember a while ago in a fallout 4 thread someone posted some gay fanart of Danse, and someone posted "As a straight man, HHHHHNNNGGGG". It still sort of pisses me off
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>>38442493
They do it for le upvotes xD
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What is holding you back from having a normal life? The one thing that makes you immobilized and unable to progress yourself as a person. Think hard and long.
"Tfw no gf" doesn't count you idiot.
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For me it's my fear of phone calls and appointments. I can't manage to accept incoming phone calls unless it's from my mom. I don't have an issue in person, but I'm sure you guys can understand the difficulty and stress of trying to get a job or go to the post office/DMV.
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>>38442410
i dont believe in myself. everything i do and everything i wish for seems impossible to me. i dont feel attractive enough, i dont feel confident enough, i dont feel smart enough, etc etc.
its funny because most times i just go for it i prove myself wrong, but i just cant shake it.
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Only money and women being not what I hoped them to be like
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I found a potentially lost cat while walking my dog through our local park. It's 7:00 pm and the sun is starting to set and we get lots of coyotes around here, what do I do?
Sorry for poor photo quality, chinkphone
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Do you have any food on you?
If not, you should kneel down within 10 metres of the cat and have your hand outstretched in it's direction. Don't make eye contact. The cat will take it as an invitation. If it doesn't come up to you to rub against your hand then you'll never catch it. Better to give up.
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Invite it to your home and give it milk
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You could rush home and come back with some small cuts of meat to lure it. I don't think it'll come near you with your dog around.
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why are doggos so angry?
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>>38442261
Hyenas are actually more closely related to cats than dogs
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dingos get so very very mad
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>>38442261
That guy's pinky toe is fucking HUGE
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Does having a sister automatically turn you into Chad or at least a normie?
Think about it. Most of us are losers, because we put girls on a pedestal. In early child hood we even played with girls but with age 11,12,13 etc.. when girls started feeling like girls and found out that their social status is automatically a lot higher than that of us losers, we became intimidated and stopped talking or even looking at them.
However guys with sisters aren't that autistic around girls. They know that girls are faulty individuals just like you and me and not goddesses. They experienced the stupidity of girls first-hand and see them the correct way: like children. Guys without sisters never experience that stupid side of women and think they are born perfect.
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bump
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Not in my experience no. My sister is 9 years younger than me so I learned nothing from her. However I can see your point of ones sister is older/in your age range because you know how women of different ages act.
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>>38442234
I can talk to girls but I can't interact with them romantically.
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Why would Chad decide to become a girl?
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you get more sex as a tranny
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>>38442213
>Why would Chad decide to become a girl?
not the same person
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>>38442213
That's not a chad
Fhdorigank