Do pictures of her feet exist?
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>'((("""her""")))'
feet don't exist
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No idea, but I'd love to bust a nut in her shoes and have her walk around in them all day.
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>>35183205
rose tribute when??
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what animals are honorary robots? i pick sloths
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Sloth is meme animal, literally. Bet your favourite food is pizza, too.
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>you'll never go on a huge adventure
>you'll never be a hero
WHY AM I HERE?
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you're the one preventing this OP, go explore an abandoned cabin in the woods
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We robots will change the world come the beta uprising
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are you guys sociopaths? 2017-02-28 02:44:39 Post No.35183057
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i've been thinking about this for awhile and never really doubted it but i believe i'm a sociopath.
i read about hte traits and a lot of it matches me for instance temper, abuse of ones close to me, reckless behavior, criminal background, charming, etc.
for instance the other night i just blew 1k all the money i had at the casino just to fiend some excitement don't mistake it that it doens't bother me i felt kinda shitty afterword but not too bad knowing i can jsut steal food and shit until i get more money to do something else with.
i constantly try to start fights with people just to feel excitement and also i get off on making people feel bad i made many young girls working in service jobs cry by insulting them... idk i'm a fucked up person but it's just how i am?
anyways do any of you robots have this thing or know much mroe about it?
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>>35183057
Well anon, look up antisocial personality disorder. Most people who have this end up in jail eaely on, ao be careful, but if you actually have it, you will probably disregard this advicw as you would have no regard for laws put in place by normal people
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>>35183057
yes, but im not handsome or charismatic enough to sieze on it
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>love spicy food
>can't eat it because I have an ulcer and I'll have to lay on my bed for 6+ hours in pain
just fuck my shit up fampie
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>>35182976
You should be on anti-biotics if you really have an ulcer. Ulcers are caused by bactera and are curable now.
You also should not be laying in pain for 6+ hours. Even on my worst days with IBS I am still able to watch television or browse the internet. The best thing to do is to find something to focus your attention on like playing a mind game such as Chess. That got me through the first six months of recovery from a terrible gut virus. Your guts respond directly to stress and the best thing you can do to help them is focus your mind elswhere (without inducing undue stress).
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>>35182976
You thinks that bad I have sciatic nerve pain and wont be able to get proper pain meds for a month I'm FUCKED I got mild pain relivers but it gets worse and worse everyday
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>alcoholic
>liver enzymes fucked, early stages of cirrhosis and I can't drink or risk turning yellow and puking blood
Sucks desu senpai
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Lets say you have to choose to be one of the characters in pic related. Their about to fuck. Who do you choose to be?
You inhabit their body from flirting all the way to post-sex cuddles. Then you go back to being yourself. you have to choose one, so who is it?
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i choose ania
because then i am god of this little play and make the puppets dance and sway
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>>35182943
Damn nice meta post.
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>>35182861
The bird dude obviously. I wouldn't even fuck her. Assuming those giant ass wings work I'd never leave that world. I'd start a new life as the Mega-Hawk Chad, fucking bitches and flying around. Except that one in the pucture.
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>tfw past your prime
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your time has come roastie
you are obsolete
muwahaha
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>>35182761
Yep
Fucking original
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>>35182817
I'm not a roastie (or female for that matter). Just used LiLo because she's a famous figure from my generation.
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Here's how to fix the virginity problem.Get laid you fucking faggot.
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>>35182754
Eat my asshole out nigger
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>>35182754
How much do I need to spend to buy a clean hooker?
Just thought I'd post a couple codes here cuz /b/ keeps 404ing my threads.
Bangbros:
andy0557:spartan1
Help keep this thread alive!
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Doesn't work, anon. Please help
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>>35182918
I'm currently going through a list. I've started from the top. Some other anon start at the bottom
http://pastebin.com/Lsv4ubXL
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>>35182945
Found a working one!
deejay79:breezy79
Use tor if you can
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>gf is dyeing her hair brownish-red (from blonde)
Do I marry her now? Holy shit
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>gf
NORMIES
GET
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35182575
Greetings, good sir! It appears we have identified you as a "normie". Please leave this board immediately.
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>>35182575
CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAA!!!!!
YOU ARE NOW CURSED NORMIE
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>Daddy, what's wrong this stew? These aren't eyes floating in it, are they?
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Oh darling, your mother died to make this stew taste good. Don't let it all go to waste!
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no, thoes are vegtables now eat your soup you fat fuck [/spoiler/] before i make you [/spoiler/]
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>/r9k/'s initially esoteric reclusive culture has been irreversibly bastardized into glorifying the indication carnal pleasure is the end all be all of success
I am sure it maybe started as a joke. But it has gotten out of hand.
Could we just kill the people who do not know it is a joke?
Please.
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I miss when we used to have tard and shit threads tbqh.
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>>35182714
Better than trap and sycophant threads
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>>35182446
yup i miss being the worse version of /b/ before it became /r/random
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>2017
>XXXTENTACION isn't the only musician you listen to
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I grew up on Linkin Park AMVs senpai, the novelty has worn off.
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>>35182405
I just have a playlist with his music that i put on replay
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The tears never come, my body is numb
I feel like a god amongst men
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OCD about my appearance 2017-02-28 02:11:55 Post No.35182377
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I look at myself in the mirror at least 100 times a day. I'm never satisfied with how I look and I feel like I'm getting uglier every day. It's making me feel like ending it.
What do I do?
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Post a picture of yourself on this thread, then we can decide whether you are good looking or not. This will either give you the confidence to continue living, or give you that final push you need towards suicide. What have you got to lose?
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I feel you, OP. Satisfy the urge to look in the mirror with only a quick glance and start shaming yourself when you look any longer than that glimpse. I call myself a narcissist every time that I want to look, it's been helping. Also, accept that what you see is simply your meat-suit. Oh, and give up any hope of love, that really helps.
>>35182475
Don't do this.
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>>35182475
>fembot thread faggot asking for pictures again
you have to pick one and only one
>this pill gives you a life where you have a 10 inch dick who gets unlimited pussy,balls produce the same amount of sperm as yours currently do. You can create any girl from your mind. They will materialize with the power of thought then dissipate when ever you want them to. They have no human rights since they go into some kind of purgatory where all Tulpas and imaginary friends go
>have unlimited amount of money, Rothschild tier type of cash. Powerful politicians keep your name out their mouths and you can control them and the nation's military. You can do what ever you want, you can end the world, you can fund space programs or eradicate a nation for the lulz.
>Absolute knowledge. You will know if there was a creator, you will be-able to go to planets with your mind and interact with the inhabitants. You will be able to talk to the dead, you will be able to talk to the creator and ask. But you are in your current body.
>Go back in time when you were 5 years old with the knowledge you have now.
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Unlimited money. Definately. Fuck sex, i can just pay hookers to ride on my small dick. Fuck knowledge, ignorance is bliss, and fuck being a snotty little 5 year old fuckhead again.
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>>35182421
goddamn right boi
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>>35182351
10 inches is impressive, but unneeded
Why would I want to produce the same amount of sperm when cumming huge loads not only feels better but is more impressive than a big dick
I feel like absolute knowledge is basically the same as unlimited money because you could just invest using your knowledge
But at the same time, I wouldn't want to know everything because then life really wouldn't be worth living. If I have absolute knowledge, there will be no need to explore because I will already know everything. Even if I went just to experience it, I would already know what the feelings would be like.
I think I'd go back in time to when I was 5 years old, though it'd be a pain to just go through life, if I had perfect memory of my current life. Like, all I'd have to do is win the lottery a couple times, but I'm screwed if I can't remember the winning numbers
I guess I choose insane amounts of money