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Who /hairlet/ here?

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Living with a crazy is the worst
My grandfather is a crazy piece of shit that starts fights and shouts at people for the smallest reason. Lately he's getting back from fighting others inside (all that are neurotic themselves) to fighting the neighbors.

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>tfw stiII no ENTJ gf

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Anon why are you not muslim yet? Islam is the comfiest religion you can find and plus there is so many things like:

easy and cheap way to worship god, no need to buy an altar or some oil or incense sticks

the rule is easy to life by, shafi'ee teaching is the most original and the most comfiest one for me

the heaven is the best among any religion, you can have sex, or life any kind of life you want. plus heaven is sandbox so Islamic heaven is not living on cloud or an island etc. it follow your desire.

i only become a muslim just because i want to live in the heaven, my heaven is like these anime world, i want to be a school girl/boy/trap/futa/whatever and living in a small comfy house overlooking a Japanese city and live life in random anime story like Tokyo ghoul, those slice of life animes etc. also i want to be in an hentai doujin situation that are impossible/hard to do in this world.

you guys should join islam before its too late

also pic is what most of my heaven is like

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogB0quQqDrg
I love Ahlisha's bikini, because, it makes me want to have sex with her...

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"The way people adapt, at the low end of the scale, is by changing their priorities"
I don't think I've ever seen a video more relevant to this board, holy fucking balls.

Additionally, this video is proof that attractive people really are shallow, and unattractive people are much more pleasant and sentimental.
You just can't have both an attractive and non-superficial person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzG0_aU_Fn0

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let's meet some anons!
omegle tags: r9k, robot9001
i'm looking forward to meeting you there!
you can also post omegle related stuff in this thread

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guys what do. do i have a chance with her?

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ITT: Best version of ourselves story.

>sitting on the bus on my way to work
>old lady enters and I offer her my seat
>she sits
>cute girl sees me and says I'm a good guy
>suddenly she goes mad because the driver skipped her stop
>I start a conversation with her and we talk a bit.

I-I am starting to make it guys, I want to be able to speak to random stranger and approach random girls during day-game.

I'm gonna make it, we're all gonna make it brahs

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I have worked for 3 years, then I got fired. Now I have enjoyed the NEET-live for as long as I could but I am starting to run out of money.

So how do I get NEETbux from the state? Sure, I can tell them that I dont have any money but then I would be forced to search for a job and do community-work around my city (cleaning streets, etc.) if I want to get my money.
If I claim disability (which I probably could due to diagnosed schizophrenia) I would be forced to work in a sheltered workshop to make pretty baskets and mugs with other retards.

My parents kicked me out and while I do have an apartment my rental contract also got terminated and I have to move out in three months. I also can`t afford a new apartment because I don`t have a steady income. What the hell am I supposed to do?

I thought only failures in life claim NEETbux, so why am I even unable to do that?
I just want to stay in my room all day watching cute anime-girls. Is that really too much to ask?

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Nasty, trashy girl. No loyalty, or personal ethics. Only obsessed with drugs and attention, and getting money to pay for drugs.

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There was no misery before I was born.

Why should I be afraid of the void?

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TFW two months ago was skeletor 5'6"... literally looked like, had arms like a holocaust camp prisoner.

Parents nagging me every day: quit being on the internet from sunrise to sunset or we're kicking you out (I'm 20 and going into my second year of college this Fall). Have no job, so I'm like "Kk, pay for my gym membership and I'll be out of the house all day."

They hate seeing me being a lazy shit, so they agree. Go to the gym, fumble with random shit, look like a retard, don't talk to anyone, people give me weird stares because I'm so fucking skinny.

2 months later.... Noticeable difference in arms and chest area and legs and even neck I guess. So I go to to bookstore to check out some books on programming and I get approached by three different girls within like 2 hours of being there.

I've never been approached by women before in my life.

WTF, guys?? I thought I was supposed to be a CHAD THUNDERCOCK???? I'm literally just a slightly muscular 5'6" dude with an average face, a high hairline, and dull eyes.

Now, I just need to learn how to actually speak to his female creatures.

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>tfw daddy calls me a good boy

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>made another lazy neetnigger abandon thread after getting btfo
How's everyone else doing this fine Sunday?
Looking foward to heading back to my 145k a year comfy office job where I can code in blissfull silence.
Reminder that neets are L I T E R A L L Y worse than niggers.