[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5067. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: il_570xN.759405517_4fy4.jpg (68KB, 570x380px) Image search: [Google]
il_570xN.759405517_4fy4.jpg
68KB, 570x380px
>have tuxedo norwegian forest cat
>had her since she was a little kitty
>she was the oldest of all our pets
>didn't take shit from any of our other cats or dogs
>last year she got in a fight with some faggot stray cat
>the cat gashed the top of her head and she got an infection
>tok her to the vet and got her patched up and gave her a cone
>she looked like a babushka with the bandage over her head which was pretty funny
>after she had been home for a while mom called the vet again because she noticed a lump on her stomac
>the vet said it might require minor surgery so don't feed her just to be sure
>I didn't know that would be the last day I would see her
>that night my cat kept nagging outside my bedroom door after I've gone to bed
>she probably wanted food or just some company
>I was too tired to care and just shooed her away
>the last thing I said to her was "you can't have any food you stupid cat cat" before she stopped and I fell asleep
>when I woke up the next morning my mom had just come home from the vet and she was holding a box
>cat was kill
>turned out she had some sort of kidney disease along with other infections and health problems
>she was 17 years old so it was expected
>I didn't feel to broken about it at first
>but when my family went to bed I walked out to the shed
>I opened the box to look at her
>she was so pretty, she looked like she was just sleeping and I was expecting her to meow at me like she used to
>I burst into tear
>I never cried like that before I sat in my shed for 10 minutes crying
>I ran my fingers through her cold, thick pelt just one last time before closing the box and proceeded to cry myself to sleep

I should have just let her into my room that one night...
19 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
She will be reincarnated as the bacterial infection which ultimately kills you.
>>
I'm sorry for your loss, anon.

>have a norwegian forest cat too
>got him and his brother when they were kittens
>me and my brother "had one each"
>brothers cat got sick
>vet gave us some pills to put into its food
>didnt promise anything
>ate the pills, seemed to get better
>one day let him out
>he never came back
>cried for a good amount of time
>realized i had to be there for >my cat
>he was a little weird
>only liked me
>would scratch other people
>heard my mom talking about getting him put to sleep
>take him into my room and lock the door
>screamed that she was never getting in if she did it
>he was literally my only friend
>fastforward 2-3 weeks
>had been at the movies with my brother
>got home
>couldnt find >my cat
>asked my mom where he was
>she just gave me >that look
>could tell she wanted to say something, didnt and that she was sad too
>started hysterically crying and running into my room
>locked door
>was there for 4 hours, refusing to talk to anyone

We sometimes talk about it and I never forgave her. It can still tear me up whenever we talk about it, even though it was 10 years ago.
>>
>>37246740
wait, why was your cat put down?

also, one of my cats ran away twice aswell, both times he was gone for almost a year but he came back

File: 1495099633914.jpg (87KB, 636x720px) Image search: [Google]
1495099633914.jpg
87KB, 636x720px
>omg your so qt anon
>omg i wanna sniffe ur boipucci anon
>pls be my bf anon ill cling to you and never ghost you ever i swear

o-ok... *blushes*

>he gives an alt discord and steam....
17 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
File: 1494739290444.png (792KB, 705x725px) Image search: [Google]
1494739290444.png
792KB, 705x725px
if i had a penny for every time this happened to me i'd have 3 cents..
>>
>>37246573
alternative discord and steam?
why would anyone even make that?
did he ghost you?
are you actually a cutie?
>>
It's hard to find genuine people here. And since everyone is Anon, you will never find the nice people you want that are here.

>fuck

File: 1986.png (124KB, 976x976px) Image search: [Google]
1986.png
124KB, 976x976px
let's have a rose thread come home rosebud
what's the point anymore edition
16 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
dead meme
all the rose orbiters are probably wizards by now
its 2017 not 2003 sorry bub
>>
File: 1494554943443.jpg (85KB, 1300x957px) Image search: [Google]
1494554943443.jpg
85KB, 1300x957px
These threads are so sad. Few people circlejerking about a girl who doesn't even post here anymore over and over again.
>>
File: chavrose.jpg (1MB, 1922x1081px) Image search: [Google]
chavrose.jpg
1MB, 1922x1081px
>>37246599
go be an autistic loser somewhere else.

File: chefpepe.jpg (20KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
chefpepe.jpg
20KB, 480x480px
Any other chef anons here?

I hate my life.
17 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
Yeah i'm a chef at wendys. Why do you hate your life?
>>
>>37246620
all of the stress and long hours as you well know
>>
>>37246620
>wendys
>chef

pick one

File: qt314.jpg (382KB, 928x1024px) Image search: [Google]
qt314.jpg
382KB, 928x1024px
What does it mean when a grill claims to not have feelings for you, but still sticks around, giggles every time you two hang, playfully sneaks up on you, twirls her hair when you're talking, snuggles up to you despite having issues with other people touching her, and you're one of the few people she hasn't brutally murdered, dismembered, and stuffed in her apartment's crawl space?
12 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
It means that I'm her murderous accomplice side kick.
>>
>>37246445
don't know, sounds like some weird japanese anime related fetish
>>
>>37246445
She wants to fuck you but doesn't want a committed relationship

File: IMG_3970.jpg (177KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3970.jpg
177KB, 1080x720px
God damn it I want to fuck you God damn it I want to fuck you God damn it I want to fuck you God damn it I want to fuck you God damn it I want to fuck you God damn it I want to fuck you God damn it I want to fuck you
19 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>getting pissy over a shitskin
LOL
>>
File: IMG_3971.jpg (163KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3971.jpg
163KB, 1080x720px
>>37246429
Dude I'm a breeder I need sex
>>
File: IMG_3973.jpg (163KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3973.jpg
163KB, 1080x720px
>>37246538
I just want to lock her in a basement and make her a slave

File: 1414787383032.jpg (11KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google]
1414787383032.jpg
11KB, 231x218px
>What did you do the last week end?
>Whats your favorite thing to do with friends?
>Who is your best friend? How is him like?
>Can you tell us 4 good qualities about you?
16 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Do you have a girlfriend? And the other questions that follow it.
>>
>>37246294
>what's your facebook anon?
i couldn't find you by your name
>do you have a gf? why why not?
>what "popular sport" team is your favorite?
>what kind of music do you like?
>>
>You don't get any funny looks, do you?

File: lemem smash.png (107KB, 424x480px) Image search: [Google]
lemem smash.png
107KB, 424x480px
Are there any sensitive bots in the house? Tell me your stories

>can only get sexual if I love them more than anybody else in the world
>my oneitis has been taken for years, but I still lover her
>have rejected multiple whores who just wanted a one night stand with me
11 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>37246074
>tfw i cry at least once a day, usually more

help me fellow sensitive bots
>>
>>37246093
what makes you cry?

is it the same thing every time?
>>
Just like anybody else who's given up, only now I'm 26 and I finally feel like life has truly passed me by

Living is about learning how to misplace all your pain and then build something in the space left by it. Unfortunately you never know that until it's over

File: 1480449347099.jpg (36KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1480449347099.jpg
36KB, 640x640px
How do you keep from going on a killing spree fellow robots?
The idea of it just seems more tempting everyday.
14 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Killing people won't make you feel better.
>>
>>37245969
how did you know?did you try it
>>
>>37245876
i'm a lazy piece of shit. maybe one day that'll change and i'll snap, but meh. i'm too old to make a scene when i can just avoid people

File: REE ON REEE.gif (2MB, 323x226px) Image search: [Google]
REE ON REEE.gif
2MB, 323x226px
why can't we be nice to each other?
11 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>37245855
nice gif.

how's your day going, anon?
>>
Why did the reee have to be eaten
>>
Because when two members of the same species converge, they must compete with each other in order to wipe out the opposing threat and extend their survival.

File: IMG_1420.jpg (32KB, 512x277px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1420.jpg
32KB, 512x277px
I fucking hate this . I told her i loved her since 6th grade , asked for a simple yes or no and got an i dont know . I insisted she should tell me a simple yes or no . For a whole week we joked . My friend intervened and asked her if she liked me . She asked me later why i loved her . I told her i dident know , she is the hottest girl in class but i dont love her for her body, in class everyone is loud mouthed and downright retarded, but she is quiet and draws. I draw . I told her that i dident love her for her body , i liked that she was quiet . She told me i barely know her . It hurt that it was true . Still i told her how every time i admit my love i never get an answer from any girl . That very same day we shared nude pics and talked until 3 am . Ive never felt that loved before , i never any emotion soo strong as the one i felt througout those 3 hours . And the next day . I arrive from school to see these words from her " i dont feel anything for you , i was just teasing " GOD FUCK ME , I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT , I SPAMMED HER SOCIAL NETWORKS FOR AN ANSWER BECAUSE SHE DEACTIVATED HER PROFILE , AND after feeling empty for a whole afternoon she finaly answered , i asked if she meant it , she said yes , i told her she was a bit cold , and she told me she never meant it that way . IT HURTS THE MOST BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND WICH I KNOW IS A LIE , AND SAID WE WERE JUST FRIENDS , BUT THAT VERY SAME NIGHT SHE SENT ME ANOTHER VIDEO OF HER NUDE AND TURNED HER PROFILE OFF AGAIN . fuck love , i dont know how to feel, im just empty , she dident even give me a chance , and still teases me with these videos and pics , wich i refuse to fap to cause i cant enjoy them without remembering all of this and feeling empty again . Why robots , why me and why DO I ALLWAYS GET REJECTED WHEN I ACTUALLY TRY TO EXPRESS SOME EMOTION FOR ONCE .
20 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>posts a whole fucking book
>Doesn't post a single nude that he says he got

I hate you so much OP. You probably deserved what you got.
>>
File: IMG_7576.png (32KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7576.png
32KB, 640x400px
>>37245735
You just gotta be yourself anon originally originally
>>
I smell underage

org

File: 1428662498466.jpg (15KB, 250x300px) Image search: [Google]
1428662498466.jpg
15KB, 250x300px
Why do I feel tired all of the time? I can hardly put one leg in front of the other.
11 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: IMG_2848.jpg (123KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2848.jpg
123KB, 900x600px
4/7/0 wlaze it
>>
>>37245727
Low blood pressure and vitamin d deficiancy
>>
Try being yourself anon

File: tfw_no_gf.jpg (62KB, 500x439px) Image search: [Google]
tfw_no_gf.jpg
62KB, 500x439px
Why so many queers here?
12 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Prison gay.
Extended periods of isolation or lack of female contact makes you consider alternatives.
>>
>>37245210
Don't be fooled, it's just a group of fags spamming the board, we all hate gays
>>
>>37245210
>the male is blandly dressed, submissive
>the female is loudly dressed, more vivacious
That's a pretty queer pic you got there. Last time I checked peacocking is a MALE term. Just hammers in the fact that the /r9k/ idea of "women" is a man with a vagina, no wonder they only post about experiences with the most whorish and willful women.

File: textfree_6622029950641896498.jpg (211KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]
textfree_6622029950641896498.jpg
211KB, 960x1280px
Are these real magic mushrooms?
13 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37245037
Yes you lucky cock sucker
>>
>>37245037
They kind of look like them

Drugs are bad though. It'd probably be safer to just grow your own mushrooms and eat them
>>
Yes, but only after you realize that the magic was inside you all along.

File: 1479308110615.png (65KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]
1479308110615.png
65KB, 300x250px
what would be a peaceful way to die
12 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Exit bag in the forest
>>
>>37244884
Of old age, surrounded by your family and content in the accomplishments and experiences you've had in life.
>>
>>37244884

On your throne, with your enemies' bones under your feet and maidens on their knees around you. But even better is to never die.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [5057] [5058] [5059] [5060] [5061] [5062] [5063] [5064] [5065] [5066] [5067] [5068] [5069] [5070] [5071] [5072] [5073] [5074] [5075] [5076] [5077] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.