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relax and jack off
I had one yesterday and i tried not faint. gl op

>>35689020
>>35689067
>appplying for jobs and not coming to terms with your lifelong NEETdom
normans get out

Get the job you can do it i beliebe in you

It's bad advice because if you're actually a shitty human being then being not yourself would actually help out more

Should Hitler have just "been himself"?

Do you think I'm putting on some facade that gets me socially outcast for shits and giggles thus far?

>>35688992
If being yourself hasn't worked so far it is unreasonable to think it will eventually work.

I've got 7 years till I achieve wizard status, you're gonna have to wait till then my dude.

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>>35688913
Nice try Hans, but the goyim know at least that much.

>>35688913
i've heard there are a couple of them on /lgbt/
cursing any /pol/ack that dares try to shitpost there

WE WUZ KANGZ AND QUEEENS NIGA! BIP BADOOO BIX NOOD MOTHA FUCKKKKKAAAA

hell yeah i'd dance lets fucking go i cant dance for shit but ill try

>>35688886
Hnnngghhh
So... fertile...

Well happa males generally hate full-blood asian males because of jealousy.

>>35688873
He hated the fact that black men were fucking his blonde bimbos

Yeah he was. Especially towards asians. But also darkies. It's in my twisted world. And also various forum posts of him complaining about seeing blonde white women with indians.

dad has a fuller hairline than me. feels bad man

>>35688853
>Is there a worse feeling than balding?
I wouldn't know, I'm not balding.

>I'm thinking to step it up and go 1-2mm haircuts.
Good. Do it

>Also is/was your father bald?
It comes from your maternal grandfather. He only had a receding hairline. It wasn't too bad and I expect the same for me. I have a naturally fucked hairline but it's not receding. It used to bother me when I was in my teens and I kept taking progress pictures of it over years but it never moved. It's still the same today at 26.

>>35688853

get a wig you fucking idiot.

Honestly, what the fuck do you want to hear?

I didn't have a sadist gf when I was 17.

>>35688842
No excuse. Just get out there.

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>mfw I will never lose my virginity to a sadist cuz I lost it to a sub girl

>>35688792
Idunno, but you're just giving ammo to women deliberately trying to test their knowledge on something """obscure""" when you're a dumbass. I'm not saying I like women, but they still have some mental capacity outside of being attention whores, don't be an idiot and make it even easier for them to disarm you.

It means everybody in that conversation is autistic.

>>35688871
how is that giving ammo to women?
how do I let them know i'm stronger and more intelligent without annoying them or coming off as a desperate beta?

Is that sushi bro? Hows it going?

I tried tinder. Got maybe 10 or 15 matches, only two of them talked to me, that didn't work out. No matches within 100 mile radius now.

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>>35688784

I go on Tinder every day and swipe right on every single female. The only matches I've ever gotten are bots or girls who accidentally swiped right on me and they quickly unlike me.

If you're hot, it's cute.
If you're ugly, it's creepy.

This is reality, you cannot fight it, you cannot change it.

>>35688728
I remember this fat weeb being really clingy to me always insisting I hold her hand whenever we were near, but she told me she had a boyfriend.

a few years later, we're all together and this one girl says to her out loud 'hey remember when you had that crush on anon' and she started blushing.

so uh what the fuck

>>35688728
Why would you talk about mixing genes when talking about a meeting up anyway? Nobody wants to have kids with a stranger.

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>tfw the girl wants sex too much

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>tfw ugly girls keep rejecting you

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>>35688712
>tfw not attracted to girls who are attracted to you.

>>35688708
>guys i am not mentally ill attentionwhoring faggot, i swear!
kill yourself, histrionic piece of shit

>>35688708
its actually a heterosexual fetish

>>35688708
whatever, you're already a faggot by default OP

slob on all the fempickles you want, dude
because you're a fucking faggot

>>35688691
You suck
Go kys faggot.

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stop hiding in a discord please it prevents me from having reading material in threads

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>>35688951
This is gold-tier cute. Gimme moar plz.

I liked them. But I watched them when I was younger.
>inb4 get out normie

The first one and the third one are amazing. I didn't like the second one as much.

the second one is kind of slow, but the other two are great. watch them and then watch once upon a time in the west, you won't regret it.

In the same boat as you, but I'm just so sick of feeling the way I do that I became desperate and just started therapy 2 weeks ago and actually have a psychologist appointment tonight and am hoping he will give me something

Do therapists actually give a shit about their patients? Has anyone here seen a therapist that really cared or they felt they could really open up to? I'm not depressed, just curious.

>>35688474
Are you me? What do you plan to do? Personally I think I will tell them that I either want them to help me apply for NEET bux, forever put me away in the loony bin so I won't have to deal with the terrors of everyday life, or simply leave me if they're not gonna help with medication so I can become a full time NEET without income and kill myself once I inevitably run out of money. Those are quickly becoming the only realistic options I can see for my future, and the lack of supportive medication is becoming a big issue.

Again, what do you plan to do?