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My parents regret having me.
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That's irrelevant OP. We're each powerless in front of our basal nature to procreate. We're basically observers of a process that operates without any regard to how we feel about it. You're here right now because nature willed it; even if your parents felt differently, their opinion couldn't matter regardless.
My mom told me to kill myself when she knew I was suicidal. She says it all the time. Why do your parents regret having you? Are you a NEET?
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help me oeriginali.

Fuck Clownald Drumpf and FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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You did your best son, now let's go home and apply for some jobs. You got that $400k liberal arts degree now it's time to put it to the test. Make sure to look the manager in the eye and give them a firm but gender respecting handshake.
The right side of history usually wins btw

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What does your butthole look like? Is it fucked up from being a sedentary neet?
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Dunno how it looks but I have hemrhoids so probably bad
yeah mine probably does look like that. i just dont feel like shoving a camera down there yknow, kinda not my thing
I also have hemorrhoids. I think I have a fissure too :(

Why don't you like normies?
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Some of them are alright.
Half of it is jealously, half of it is genuine contempt.
It's easier to ask the reasons why /would/ i like normies.

I can't think of anything.

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The most autistic thing you've ever done?
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I used to know a cute girl called 'Belle'.
I should point out this was in college not high school. But I fell in love with her and she was my oneitis.
I dug a 50 metre deep hole by hand and called it the 'Belle Well'. I sent her about 10 videos of myself throwing coins into it wishing her to be my gf

She wasn't impressed though and tried to get a fucking restraining order. regret those weeks of digging
Mining XDN (digitalNote) going to be filthy rich when the price goes up, what coins are you mining
DigitalNote is never going to be worth a fuck. Its just a slightly less crappy Monero but doesnt have volume and is based on Cryptonote which is broken. Should be mining whatever makes you the most money then trading it for Verge

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>tfw found out I had a child too late.
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Tell us, anon.
One night stand?
>be me
>have a child
>find out
>too late
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thank you
4 explain

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Need some advice, buds

>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform

I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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you should buy her a mickey
make it especially romantic by filming everything so you can both remember the first time you formally began your relationship

don't forget to get down on one knee when presenting the tickets
you should buy her expensive watch, bitches love watches

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>My dick is completely numb to sexual pleasure
>my glans too and rubbing it is actually kinda painful/bothersome even with lube
>masturbation has no pleasure except for the 5 seconds before and after cumming, which is basically feeling my prostate contract
It's been like this all my life. Am I fucked? Yes I'm circumcised.
Anyone else like this? Please reply I'm losing hope in ever being normal. I have no desire to have sex and I blame it on this problem
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Has it always been this way? Or did you try jelqing and stretching exercises? Cause that's usually how that crowd describes it when break their dick. For lack of a better term
ur not supposed to rub ur glans u tard its supposed to hurt
It has always been this way, and I don't jelq. I don't even feel the need to masturbate, i just do it because I'm bored and I know it will feel good in the end (prostate contraction when orgasming)
I'm trying to show that no part of my penis is pleasurable to any kind of touch.

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It's that time of the day robots! Share your stories with women! Greentext is accepted as well. Also source for pic related: https://jaymans.wordpress.com/2013/07/12/whos-having-the-babies/
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women are alright

they have the same rates of loyalty and compassion of men and then some

they do get overcome with emotion at things and while they aren't irrational as a rule they do trend so

they've a keener sense of emotion that empowers them to carry out darker/more manipulative behavior than would occur to a man

they're less beholden to principles and virtues, and have less of a sense of aspiration, because these are things demanded of men and they're urged to apply their ambitious or competitive energies elsewhere

a great many of them are simply better than us and a relationship with women of this variety will end on account of you and your faults and you'll be intensely aware of it
>they have the same rates of loyalty and compassion of men
I don't necessarily disagree with everything you said but in what regard do women have the same loyalty rate as men? Less likely to cheat?
I have literally never known a male to leave a female because he thinks he could do better. That most definitely does not apply the other way around. Most women are terrible and sociopathic.

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Include height weight and bodytype

>5'9 150lbs skinnyfat
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u seem awful
what an edgy insecure faggot
I only wear high end designer clothing like I said in the last thread. It's too much work to make a collage.
>135 lbs

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>tfw my lifestyle is 100% pic related
should i kill myself?
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funny enough i woke up at around 4pm today. hehe. end me.
If you hate your lives, why not do something about it? The worst that can happen is that you try, fail, and end up back where you started.
Same, although my sleeping hours aren't quite that fucked up anymore.
I try to get to sleep before 1am and wake up before noon, not that it really matters

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INFJ robots
please post itt
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bump if any INFJs are around here
Hello fellow INFJ. I hear that we are the worst of them all.
We probably are the worst of all
be glad we arent enfps

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Why did females reduce us to this?
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Fooled me for five seconds. Don't worry anon, the realistic sexbots are a comin'.
I don't know, maybe because you refer to women as "FEEEEEMALLESSS"?

sauce me matey

I am a 22 year old, 5'10, 130 guy, but most of you would call me a chad. I have a date tonight at a pinball bar. I go to Smash Tournaments regularly. What gives y'all?
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We can't all be blessed with such high social skills as you. Cunt.
You have to develop them obviously. I got over a stutter by actually trying to change myself.
I don't go outside since I work from home. :DDD
Also I'm not attractive.

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>wagies actually defend this
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Hard to not participate in the scam when the alternative is living in a box under the freeway
I have nothing against all the NEETs who just live with their parents, I'd do the same
but I don't have that opportunity
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>he's not on welfare
actually loling

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