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Dunno how it looks but I have hemrhoids so probably bad

yeah mine probably does look like that. i just dont feel like shoving a camera down there yknow, kinda not my thing

>>38219214
I also have hemorrhoids. I think I have a fissure too :(

Some of them are alright.

>>38219016
Half of it is jealously, half of it is genuine contempt.

>>38219016
It's easier to ask the reasons why /would/ i like normies.

I can't think of anything.

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>>38218968
I used to know a cute girl called 'Belle'.
I should point out this was in college not high school. But I fell in love with her and she was my oneitis.
I dug a 50 metre deep hole by hand and called it the 'Belle Well'. I sent her about 10 videos of myself throwing coins into it wishing her to be my gf

She wasn't impressed though and tried to get a fucking restraining order. regret those weeks of digging

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Mining XDN (digitalNote) going to be filthy rich when the price goes up, what coins are you mining

>>38219427
DigitalNote is never going to be worth a fuck. Its just a slightly less crappy Monero but doesnt have volume and is based on Cryptonote which is broken. Should be mining whatever makes you the most money then trading it for Verge

Tell us, anon.
One night stand?

>>38218957
>be me
>have a child
>find out
>too late

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>>38219024
okay
thank you
4 explain

you should buy her a mickey

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make it especially romantic by filming everything so you can both remember the first time you formally began your relationship

don't forget to get down on one knee when presenting the tickets

>>38218874
you should buy her expensive watch, bitches love watches

>>38218865
Has it always been this way? Or did you try jelqing and stretching exercises? Cause that's usually how that crowd describes it when break their dick. For lack of a better term

>>38218865
ur not supposed to rub ur glans u tard its supposed to hurt

>>38218962
It has always been this way, and I don't jelq. I don't even feel the need to masturbate, i just do it because I'm bored and I know it will feel good in the end (prostate contraction when orgasming)
>>38218982
I'm trying to show that no part of my penis is pleasurable to any kind of touch.

women are alright

they have the same rates of loyalty and compassion of men and then some

they do get overcome with emotion at things and while they aren't irrational as a rule they do trend so

they've a keener sense of emotion that empowers them to carry out darker/more manipulative behavior than would occur to a man

they're less beholden to principles and virtues, and have less of a sense of aspiration, because these are things demanded of men and they're urged to apply their ambitious or competitive energies elsewhere

a great many of them are simply better than us and a relationship with women of this variety will end on account of you and your faults and you'll be intensely aware of it

>>38219008
>they have the same rates of loyalty and compassion of men
I don't necessarily disagree with everything you said but in what regard do women have the same loyalty rate as men? Less likely to cheat?

I have literally never known a male to leave a female because he thinks he could do better. That most definitely does not apply the other way around. Most women are terrible and sociopathic.

>>38218802
u seem awful

>>38218802
what an edgy insecure faggot

>>38218802
I only wear high end designer clothing like I said in the last thread. It's too much work to make a collage.
>6ft
>135 lbs

funny enough i woke up at around 4pm today. hehe. end me.

>>38218800
>>38219138
If you hate your lives, why not do something about it? The worst that can happen is that you try, fail, and end up back where you started.

>>38218800
Same, although my sleeping hours aren't quite that fucked up anymore.
I try to get to sleep before 1am and wake up before noon, not that it really matters

bump if any INFJs are around here

>>38218784
Hello fellow INFJ. I hear that we are the worst of them all.

>>38219064
We probably are the worst of all
be glad we arent enfps

>>38218755
Fooled me for five seconds. Don't worry anon, the realistic sexbots are a comin'.

I don't know, maybe because you refer to women as "FEEEEEMALLESSS"?

>>38218755

sauce me matey

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We can't all be blessed with such high social skills as you. Cunt.

>>38218768
You have to develop them obviously. I got over a stutter by actually trying to change myself.

>>38218716
I don't go outside since I work from home. :DDD
Also I'm not attractive.

Hard to not participate in the scam when the alternative is living in a box under the freeway

>>38218822
this
I have nothing against all the NEETs who just live with their parents, I'd do the same
but I don't have that opportunity

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>>38218822
>>38219372
>he's not on welfare
actually loling

>>38218634
>>>/soc/

Normies are not wanted here, fuck off.

>>38218745
>>38218634

No, I need to read things like this. It's so foreign to me and I'd like to get laid at some point someday.

>>38218745
this gadaisuki desune

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reminder that rose is a trap

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>>38218550
Prettiest boy I've ever seen.

You rose fags need to be purged