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Chad creampie worship 2017-02-26 05:57:15 Post No.35137262
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>Anon, I love you for coming so quickly. Chad came so much there was no way I was gonna clean it all up by myself.
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>>35137262
> ywn cum inside a real woman
> ywn splatter so much the sheets get fucked up
why go on. But seriously though fuck whatever stupid ass cuckold fantasy you're trying to push OP. You're a faggot and should kill thyself.
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>>35137262
go back to /ntr/ Rinfag
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>>35137412
>thyself
lol got all medieval.
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Why are Chads so smug?
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>>35137149
they are constantly admired
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normies have no self-awareness
Chad is treated like a king by everyone he meets, and he's too daft to realize it's because he looks like Adonis, so he convinces himself it's his "confidence" and "personality" instead.
99.99% of normies suffer from the Just World Fallacy: "everyone treats me well so I must be a good person who deserves a good life!"
They're delusional narcissists.
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esoteric knowledge?
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Most painless way to kill self? Just give me suggestions, I'll look them up later.
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Ingesting several bottles of aspirin
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>>35137001
Lol no.
>>35136967
Overdose probably. Anything to do with passing out. Stuff that stops your heart will do.
My suggestion, if you are true about trying to kill yourself, is to go out with a major bang and try to do something amazing or whatever. Spend your life savings on a machine gun and hunt bad people in foreign countries.
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>>35137001
Sounds weird
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>sorry anon, the Supreme Leader of North Korea has asked me to assassinate you!
what do?
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>>35136924
Just get it over with. Make sure to actually finish the job.
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>>35136924
Tell him I said "thank you"
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>>35136924
ask if i can get a pity fuck as my last wish before she kills me
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>tfw no degenerate gf
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>35136828
That's pretty funny. I like her.
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Why would you want to date that?
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>>35136896
Because she's qt and your guaranteed head, at the very least, for minimal effort
Are women capable of self-awareness?
Seems to me they are automatons fueled only by their current emotions. Only met a handful of women in my life who even thought slightly beyond the mean and even then they just fit a different kind of stereotype.
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>>35136827
you can probably say the same thing about men
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>>35136827
>fedora.png
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>>35136827
no, womyn are objectively less intelligent than men. they have 10 less brain matter, which is also in rapid IQ decline from 15 years upwards. womyn reach their peak brain performance at the age of 10. it only gets worse from there.
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>bf goes to the bars with stacy without you
>literally getting cucked
fembot feels
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>>35136821
Be gf plz
I'll never cuck you.except maybe with escorts occasionally but not iften
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>>35136821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y9e4kKTncZ
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>>35136821
So basically you're fucking chad and then coming here to complain about him when he doesn't do what you want. Did I get that right?
Literally at work today I was hit on by at least 5 girls who zi was servinf simply because I was nice and respectful and smiled a lot.
I think the problem is most of you dont hide your pain, insecurities, anger and annoyances with a smile.
I havent actually frowned or showed my actual feelings in years and I have years of regret a horrible household and so many things I can rage about but I just dont talk about these things and instead smile.
What do you guys think ahout this type of lifestyle?
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>>35136805
I agree. Why can't these guys just think about happy things until their mood starts to change? Watch some kitten videos or something ffs
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>>35136805
How old are you and where do you work
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>>35136805
Putting on a smile can definitely make basic interactions with people easier, but getting hit on is a whole other level. More importantly it doesn't grant the social ability to proceed past cursory interaction into friendship
I still like to greet everyone with a warm smile, but I think you're overvaluing it
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should i continue to smoke ? 2017-02-26 05:28:38 Post No.35136763
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should i continue to smoke ?
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2017-02-26 05:28:38
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so i have this issue i picked up a pack of smokes about a day ago should a bother to keep smoking i had a few and now cant seem to stop. what should i do ? should i just dip ? i live with my uncle and he doesnt know i started yet (stared a day ago) he probably wont like it since i had a pretty bad seizure in December of last year should i just stick with dipping its more descreet but i need nicotine so i do not panick
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>>35136763
you should do meth
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>>35136788
im being serious what should i do ?
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>>35136763
Nicotine gum
Why is this not considered original?
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I asked a Chad if he wanted to hang out over text. I'm very direct but I'm scared of rejection. He's a nice Chad though, but I dunno.
Do guys like girls that are straightforward?
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>>35136551
not when they look like you do
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>>35136551
ROASTIE SCUM LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEE
origami
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>>35137205
nice bump idiot
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Why does everyone always end up hating me 2017-02-26 05:18:09 Post No.35136536
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Why does everyone always end up hating me
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2017-02-26 05:18:09
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I really dont get it and im tired of it really really tired of this. Everyone is always a two faced mother fucker theyll be nice to your face but always always talk shit behind your back. People i talk to and try to be friendly with just does a complete turn and hate me and dont talk to me anymore giving me some weird look i shut in their cereal. This happens everywhere but especially at work its everyone there i dont even want to go anymore i didnt go last Sunday and they called me trying to figure out if i wanted to go back because they know they cant find someone that wants to work in the kitchen as fast so they need me but they hate my guts im just so tired what the hell is wrong with me
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>>35136536
Its not so much who you are, its how you percieve yourself.
Its a shit reality no doubt, I cant even believe how screwed up my life is and im now just noticing it
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>>35136683
I just dont get it man i try to be friendly to everyone say my hellos, small talk a little, and im just an out cast no matter what
Hows your life going dude
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>>35136536
you probably seem on edge all the time
it's the same with me
>huh, I didn't notice your nails
>what's wrong with them
>..................................
I've learned that if people wanna act weird around me let them. That's their own mod they're ruining. I'm just gonna feel fine.
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>Nigga we gon be alright
>Nigga we gon be alright
>We gon be alright
>Do you hear me, do you feel me? we gon be alright
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>>35136519
>Gunshots to my dome
>Jackers in my home
>Nothing too fancy, just your average tombstone
>I'm sorry that I chose a life under the curse
>I'll be dressed in the suit and finally going to church
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>>35136519
Easy to say when you're rich skinny black and born in California
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>>35136519
>I sing in a choir
>Hardcore like Liberace
>The fire's in my veins
>I like eating salami
>But I can't because it's pork and I pray to Allah
>Goodness gracious I'm
>Muslim as faaahck
>Yeah
>Muslim as fuck
>Muslim as Faaah-ah-ah-ahck
>I piss on your altar of Jesus Christ
>You mushrik fuck. Allah is nice
>Greater than you
>So don't be a jew
>I fucking kill you
>Shove my sword up your ass
>Make your sister into one my right hand possess
>I beat da meat on instagram
>I fuck da pig, but I can't eat ham
>I roll out of dee desert in a cadillac
>Driven by yazidi slaves I took from Iraq
>After I took derr visa
>Dey were mine
>I work their pussies overtime
>Because my goats get sore, my camels too
>My cock is strong because I drink their urine and I eat their poo
>Because I'm...
>Muslim as fuck
>Yeah
i was just in bed with two(2) qts who were alternating between eating each others pussies and stroking/sucking my cock and i couldnt get hard AT ALL.
ama
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inb4 ree get out. my dick was like a triple a battery and i looked like a faggot. it doesnt get more robot
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>>35136473
i had a good laugh honestly. big 1 OP. make sure you fap to more traps tonight.
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>>35136510
I have a problem getting erections but I have a fetish for a girl that shows off for other guys and sends them nudes and jerks and blows other guys while we have an open relationship. Idk why it's just the only thing that gets me hard.
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How are you guys doing tonight? I'm feeling pretty okay right now.
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>>35136370
a bit lonely, but not too bad
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>>35136395
Did you know that the sun in that game is actually named Kek?
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>>35136421
don't believe it t b h
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>have absolutely no social skills
>no friends
>no hobbies
>no stories
>all i do is browse 4chan and watch movies in my spare time, when I'm not at work
>haven't had someone i could call a friend in over a decade
>when i have"conversations" with people it is just them talking while i just listen
how do i get friends? how do i have interesting conversations with people?
>overhear coworkers chatting, inviting each other to lunch and coffee
>they laugh all the time at their conversations
>almost all of their conversations involve things that have happened to them or their friends, or things they plan to do with friends (which i have none of)
>sometimes they talk about music, sports or tv, of which i am not that in to
help /r9k/, I'll be a 30 year old khv in a few months, how can i be social and turn my life around
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yeah seriously, what do i do when i leave this website?
it has consumed me and i have no social life left to speak of.
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>>35136353
Too late, you already missed the boat.
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>>35136393
When the fuck did the boat leave?