ITT share your small fuckups you had today
>Sitting behind qt3.14 oneitis in school assembly
>Looks behind, sees me, says "hey"
>Reply with "Shalom"
I'm not Jewish
>She turns back
/pol/ was a mistake
>it's bad beer
Have you ever used a toilet paper roll to fap with? I don't mean the hard cardboard part I mean the soft inside with the roll removed.
Pic related, I thrust inside this roll and came buckets while I imagined fucking this girl in the ass.
I did it sticking a pen in the hole and adding some lubrican . It was heaven, hand masturbation never made me cum that much . I could even use the paper afterwards because of the glove. Highly recommended.
Who here /nigger/ as well?
*blocks your path*
"Whats the purpose of your travel?"
>anon darling come lets make a baby
>tfw i got a femdom oral fuckbuddy with tinder
this shit has changed my life
ask me anything
He's an INTJ
i've always figured something was off about me, i just thought maybe i was just a bit /devilish/ but nah, it's seriously messed up what i do. I lie to people to twist their oppinion on me and really really minipulate people without realising. i dont really feel any emotion for anyone except the senpai. but hey i guess that's called being a robot.
>i really fucking love being a sociopath tho
>this is acceptable and encouraged behavior for western women in today's age
>guy asks if I can be his girlfriend
>challenge him to duel in undead match in dark souls 3
>say if he wins we can try it
>he doesn't even own the game
>he's never even played a souls game
>say that's the only way
>he buys the game
>takes him two weeks of playing every day to beat it
>finally grinds to level 120 and we duel
>wreck him over and over with the longsword
I hope he cried
who else /not even a single friend/ here
I got people that I sometimes go to parties with but other than that I got none, maybe my brother.
I kinda want friends but I always push them away because having friends feels like such a burden
I feel bad for being such a horny worthless piece of shit for my parents who did their very best to make me grow up as a fine man but all I want is to shake my hips and squat on random strangers' dicks from grindr while dressed up as a girl.
So uhh u got sauce on that pic i would really really appreciate it
>sacrificed my whole life to make parents happy
>never proud of me
>they know nothing about me
>pretty sure im dying of organ failure or something else really bad
>daily nonstop pain
>I do everything I can to be nice and helpful to them
>they still hate me and think im lazy and ungrateful
>pain is non-stop
>hate them tremendously
>still love them though
>I wish they would just love me and hug me
>im scared that im going to die soon
>i will die never knowing what it means to have a family that loves you
>I am confident
>Not thinking on trap/sissy shit
Afraid of relapsing on weekends.
Join me guys.
>3 days in, not feeling the need to fap
>1 week in, i start thinking more often of my oneitis
>it's tearing me apart
>2 weeks, on the verge of contacting her
>still not feeling the need to fap but force one out
>it's all gone
whew that was close, almost done something stupid
Who /SwoleLeft/ here?
>tfw bashing white fascist skulls in
What do crows mean to you r9k?