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ITT share your small fuckups you had today

>Sitting behind qt3.14 oneitis in school assembly
>Looks behind, sees me, says "hey"
>Panic
>Reply with "Shalom"
I'm not Jewish
>She turns back

/pol/ was a mistake
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>bought beer
>it's bad beer
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Whats wrong with that? Your brain is fighting with your disease and you dont even appreciate it, faggot. He rejected that slut to help you recover from her influence.
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>>36598870
That actually sounds quite funny

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Have you ever used a toilet paper roll to fap with? I don't mean the hard cardboard part I mean the soft inside with the roll removed.

Pic related, I thrust inside this roll and came buckets while I imagined fucking this girl in the ass.
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>>36598864
Wouldnt it be really dry and irritating?
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>>36598897
If you get the really soft brand and put lube/lotion in it, it's fine. Feels exactly like fucking a chick in the ass.
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>>36598864
I did it sticking a pen in the hole and adding some lubrican . It was heaven, hand masturbation never made me cum that much . I could even use the paper afterwards because of the glove. Highly recommended.

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Who here /nigger/ as well?
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>>36598857
>Who here /nigger/ as well?
I'm Indian does that count
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Im black but I wouldn't really call myself a nigger
did you do something youre not proud of, OP?
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>>36598873
no

origato

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*blocks your path*
"Whats the purpose of your travel?"
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>>36598841
I wish to travel home to return to the neet life, officer desu
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>>36598936
>officer desu
WHAT DID YOU REFER TO ME AS?
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Joining ISI-

I mean, just a nightwalk through the airport.

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>anon darling come lets make a baby

what do
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Best I can do is nut on your feet bitch.
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>>36598840
Who is this bitch? She's great.
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But hormones made me sterile

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>tfw i got a femdom oral fuckbuddy with tinder
this shit has changed my life

ask me anything
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so, this is your last post on this board?
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>>36599283
no, why, I'm still a virgin, and will probably remain one
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>>36598833
So you eat her out and get nothing in return?

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He's an INTJ
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Good robots are INFJ anyway
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>>36598792
He's a Libra
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>>36598792
Why is it a red flag and why do you take the brigg's testing so seriously?

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i've always figured something was off about me, i just thought maybe i was just a bit /devilish/ but nah, it's seriously messed up what i do. I lie to people to twist their oppinion on me and really really minipulate people without realising. i dont really feel any emotion for anyone except the senpai. but hey i guess that's called being a robot.

>i really fucking love being a sociopath tho
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>>36598736
Who is yoi sempai guy?
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>>36598756
err turns out 'family' replaces for senpai huh
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>>36598850
or 'senpai' i can't remember

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>this is acceptable and encouraged behavior for western women in today's age
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>>36598698
Whare do they even find the energy to manage that many realtionships?
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>snapped
wtf does she mean by this
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>>36598698
That whole thing was written by a fat landwhale who hasn't had sex

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>guy asks if I can be his girlfriend
>challenge him to duel in undead match in dark souls 3
>say if he wins we can try it
>he doesn't even own the game
>he's never even played a souls game
>say that's the only way
>he buys the game
>takes him two weeks of playing every day to beat it
>finally grinds to level 120 and we duel
>wreck him over and over with the longsword
I hope he cried
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>>36598688
That's good for you, my friend.
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>>36598688
i'd fucking wreck you using a broken straight sword
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>>36598688
I would cry for sure

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who else /not even a single friend/ here
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yes, hello originally
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I am here too. I don't get how people make online friends and stuff.
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I got people that I sometimes go to parties with but other than that I got none, maybe my brother.

I kinda want friends but I always push them away because having friends feels like such a burden

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I feel bad for being such a horny worthless piece of shit for my parents who did their very best to make me grow up as a fine man but all I want is to shake my hips and squat on random strangers' dicks from grindr while dressed up as a girl.
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>>36598631
So uhh u got sauce on that pic i would really really appreciate it
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>>36598631
>sacrificed my whole life to make parents happy
>never proud of me
>they know nothing about me
>pretty sure im dying of organ failure or something else really bad
>daily nonstop pain
>I do everything I can to be nice and helpful to them
>they still hate me and think im lazy and ungrateful
>pain is non-stop
>hate them tremendously
>still love them though
>I wish they would just love me and hug me
>im scared that im going to die soon
>i will die never knowing what it means to have a family that loves you
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>>36599093
Well anon, i guess it sucks to be you

>Feeling happy
>I am confident
>Not thinking on trap/sissy shit

Afraid of relapsing on weekends.
Join me guys.
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Day 10 of nofap here. It's easy so far. Did over 40 days last year. Got any questions?
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>>36598582
>start nofap
>3 days in, not feeling the need to fap
>1 week in, i start thinking more often of my oneitis
>it's tearing me apart
>2 weeks, on the verge of contacting her
>still not feeling the need to fap but force one out
>it's all gone

whew that was close, almost done something stupid
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>>36598668
Why not more than 40 days?

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Who /SwoleLeft/ here?

>tfw bashing white fascist skulls in
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>>36598567
>lifting having anything to do with politics
This is fucking retarded right or left or upside down
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That's awesome!

Please pass my greetings to your wife's son.
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>>36598567
>Ginger
Like pottery

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What do crows mean to you r9k?
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>>36598562
Crows are bro tier, ravens too.
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I drive around all day for my job. They make me laugh when I see them hopping around instead of flying. Why do they do this.
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>>36598704
Poop stuck inside and they hop to get it out, just like humans.


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