Would you give her the warmth she needs?
What would your superhero power be?
Id have either creation with a very limited range or some kind of guardian entity ala stand.
The ability to take a fat ogre shit but when the turd hits the water in the toilet none of it splashes up onto my buttcheeks, no matter how hard I launch it
You can call me dry heinie man
The ability to attack with astral power.
>my sword, The Bathhouse Tiger attacks with astral power, anything without astral defense can be cut
>additionally, The Bathhouse Tiger can only be broken by astral attacks (has astral defense)
>the superhero name is Miracle Kid
>Miracle Kid also has astral based stats
>is physically capable of doing things like clones, after images, teleporting etc
>resistant to psychological attacks
>can make barriers, crude weapons, and attack rays with astral powers
Tomorrow is my first day working for officemax. What should I expect?
It should be fine, but you'll get tired of doing the same thing over and over again each day. That's how it starts, then you will full on hate your job. Atleast thats how it worked for me.
Yup. I find it hilarious that I'm this cynical now, but after working enough jobs one of my favorite parts is watching the bright and shiny newbies slowly have their happiness sucked from them.
>hear them humming shit like "I'm a mf'in BOSS" few months in or so
>hear things like that less and less frequently from them as time goes on
>eventually they look pretty miserable usually
This is a very common part of the human condition: schadenfreude. Almost every single person exhibits it, including me.
What does love feel like?
I'm 26 and I feel I'll never feel it. I'm slowly changing my life for the better but I feel young love is better and I missed out.
I had one 3 year relationship in which I was totally in love (normmmiee reee). It felt wonderful, like someone always has your back, is enchanted by your mere presence, feels your pain when you feel pain.
Then I figured out I was getting cucked and thus began my rapid descent into alcoholism. It's fun while it lasts but it'll come to an end like all things and robot-type personalities in general are the ones that will get fucked over and up.
it's a meme unless you somehow find the one in a million girl who will love you as much as you love her. otherwise, just devote your time to autistic hobbies and try not to think about it. trust me, I wish I had done this in the first place.
>Do you think my boyfriend Jamal will like these? I'm so glad I have a guyfriend I can be so open with, anon.
What do you do?
>Thanks for taking me to the ice cream shop, anon. What do you wanna do next?
hey robots. so i'm currently facing an issue in my life that i dont see a way around. ill try to greentext to make it short and to the point
>be me, 22
>suffered from anxiety and depression for most of my life
>currently living with dad, who doesnt really get how it affects people
>constant pressure to get a job
>finally after over a year i got an interview today
>offered the position
>accept it because better than some of the alternatives
but now im freaking out, panic attacks and all that. its real now, im going to be working a full time job.
which brings me to my question. ive never really been a true NEET. what i mean is, while i fit the actual acronym definition, i dont get neetbux or anything like that.
i really dont know if im going to be able to handle this job, so im wondering how do i actually go about applying and receiving stuff like that?
>sorry for long post
pls help, idk where else to go for this type of advice
I'm going through something similar now. I just got offered a full time 12.50 per hour job working somewhere i thought i would like. Ended up ghosting it and I'm back to square one. This is the second time in the past few months, and this job was definitely the best job offer I've ever gotten considering my limited experience and the fact ive walked off like almost all of my previous jobs. I cant' hold down a fucking job. Sorry for the rant. At least im lucky enough to have some inheritance money but i won't be able to live off that forever. I still live at home with my mom and (gf) and im 24. I wish I could help you more but maybe my story will make you feel better. It could always be worse. Don't be like me and pussy out, at least give it a try.
>the holocaust totally happened!
>during an expensive up-hill war where resources were scare, Hitler chose to build expensive gas chambers and use expensive chemicals to kill millions of Jews instead of just letting them starve
>it totally happened guys!
When did you stop believing history books written by jews?
Hitler spent resources into all kinds of crazy bullshit like researching ancient magical alien tech or hiring scientists to recreate an extint type of bull for some reason. I don't see how he wouldn't be the type of nigga to build elaborate facilities to cook jews en masse.
Share a deep dark secret and a song
I've never brought grievous harm to another human being in 21 years of existence
It's my birthday. Nobody I know cares.
Please give me some (You)'s to make me feel less shitty
We're all just sacks of meat, hurtling through time and space, on a course towards our expiry dates
Reminder that /r9k/ is an alt-right board and Alt-left, faggots, traps and shitskins can't be robots.
Fuck off back to your safe space. Traps are welcome here.
It's another Anon gets hit by waves of depression that kills his mood episode
ITT draw a pikachu from memory
Fuck these "vlog animation" channels. They're just cunts who want people to gratify them though watching exaggerations of their "interesting" lives turned into bland cartoons. It's almost as bad as reality TV.
guys here think they have it bad but girls are just as desperate and depressed. Most girls are sex deprived, lonely, and insecure. They're not unattainable stop acting like they. They're also not a solution to your loneliness. We weak and can't save you.
Sure, there are lonely women, but not as many as men. It's a fact that women are more desired than men and that women find the majority of men below average, while men rate women on a bell curved shape.
>Most girls are sex deprived, lonely, and insecure. Only because girls are retarded animals. If you had any actual intelligence, you would see that your opportunities to not be deprived, lonely and insecure are million fold. guys don't care about your insecurities. stop being retarded is literally all you have to do to be happy. female privilege is being retarded and still having most of your kind finding happiness. astounding.
>oh and excuse the grammar
R E T A R D E D
this is /r9k/ and not your honor's thesis
you don't get karma here attached to your quirky username.
there is no point in being concerned about trivial shit.
Really needing a feels thread tonight
>uni orientation today
>make us do a variety of activities to "get to know each other"
>I feel completely distant from everyone
>Usually stand off to the side and watch whatever is going on
>In the event that someone says anything to me I fumble over my words
>Constantly feel like everyone is looking at me and judging me for being shy and awkward
>After a long day of one social disaster after another I go to my dorm for the night
>Two person dorm and two people are already in my dorm
>One of them is my roomate, he introduces himself
>His name is literally Chad
>Other guy is Chad's friend
>Chad's friend tells me that he came over here because his roommate is awkward and didn't say a word to him
>I fake laugh and go to my bed, Chad's friend leaves shortly after
>Chad just left without saying a word after we both sat on our beds in silence for 15 minutes
It's gonna be a long year, lads
I'll post what I have, or until I get bored.
Let's start it off with one that we've all seen.
A bit more obscure, but less relatable. Still gets those feels pumping.