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Do you collect anything?
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>>34145329
coins and action figures
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>>34145329
OnIy (you)s
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Started collections that I end up dropping after a while.
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>Young girl visibly uncomfortable on her date asks me to give her and angel shot with ice
>i give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
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This was a good one. Make me kek, will bump the thread in return.
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>>34145314
Nice one. Post it in the hooters thread tho
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haven't seen you post in a while
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Is there such a thing as cocklust?
I'm straight but when I feel more depressed than usual my desire for cocks increase to the point I see myself offering my body to men so they could abuse me how they like and treat me like nothing more than a cumdumpster.
I just love the idea of ruining my body, destroying my pride and losing myself in punishment, and having men using their cock to defile me, even spit and piss on me turns me on.
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yes, it's called "being gay"
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>>34145278
>I just love the idea of ruining my body, destroying my pride and losing myself in punishment, and having men using their cock to defile me
This desu
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that's pretty gay, OP
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Shitty things you've done in school 2017-01-14 10:56:38 Post No.34145247
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Shitty things you've done in school
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>be me 2 years ago
>be 16
>fuck man i wish i could have enjoyed my high school years more
>anyway
>one of my friends wanted me to make a "dank meme"
>make a fake instagram account of this one chaddy kid i hate
>i found the kid's facebook account and downloaded all the pictures on it
>follow a ton of people that don't know the kid, and just say its a new account
>eventually start following people the kid does know
>start posting racist satanic shit on the account
>the kid starts getting shitted on
>his girlfriend starts to question it
>kid is now singled
>kid starts wondering what the fuck is going on
>kid DM's the account i made
>i tell him its this one autistic kid in my class
>i tell the autistic kid to meet a tall ginger kid in the hallway after school
>autismo gets the shit beat out of him
>word spreads
>now the chaddy tall ginger kid fuckass is hated by the entire school
Did I win?
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Yes you did,
Ohagao
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>>34145247
You're a master ruseman
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Yes
ORANGATAN
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>penis smell
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>>34145159
Literally same is there any smell thats better?
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>>34145208
The smell of a showered civilized person.
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>>34145159
bottle it up and sell it anon.
bawlling CEO in a few weeks
Everyone just STOP. You're starting to piss me off...
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>>34145117
Too much fembots thread get flooded. The golden rule should remain mandatory to ensure the best of the board content.
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>>34145171
>Stop what?
Heheh, you really pulled a fast one on me mate. Now delete this post. If you don't, you better make sure you lock all your windows tonight...
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>>34145227
You're scaring me desu
>tfw you will never be as successful as your sim
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>ywn exist as pure data in a cozy directory
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>people describe how they would do malicious things to their sims
>i never did that
>i made them popular, smart, rich, and good looking
>realize people use the sims to experience a life that isn't their own
Why would I have fun fucking up a Sims life when I'm doing that with my own?
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>>34145094
No, my sim killed himself using an oven.
Actually I take it back, my sim succeeded in killing himself, when I tried I failed and woke up on the shore after jumping off a bridge, he truly is less of a failure than me.
Me and my girlfriend have been talking about fantasies, and she says she wants to do a mother son roleplay of her being my mother and I'm her virgin son who needs experience
Is this fucked up or should we just do it for fun lol
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>>34145069
>Is this fucked up or should we just do it for fun lol
brah thats like too fucked up bro i dunno how you even thought about it cuz thats like way sick an fucked up you should deffo not do that brah thats fuckin fucked yo
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>>34145069
>Me and my girlfriend
Why did you have to ask here?
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>Really? Mummy?
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Message to all femanons here 2017-01-14 10:48:15 Post No.34145022
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Message to all femanons here
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Fuck off, succubus
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>>34145022
I think thats rude without femanons some of us would have no contact with females. I'm glad they're part of this board.
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>>34145022
Like OP would ever have the balls to hit anyone.
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I wish I was a female right now just so I could come in here and say I'm gonna stay. fuck.
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How many piss bottles do you have?
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>>34144935
Nice collection, I had almost 30 before I had to empty them all.
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about 40 2 LTs and 30 booze ones
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>>34144935
Sir ,if you don't mind my question, but that is a pair of panties near the bottles
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>tfw no literally angelic /mu/core waifu
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>tfw no /bleep/ gf to play b2b sets with
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>>34144856
That is a male. But I concur
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wow try hard poser as fuck
>mom this isn't the right shade of purple lipstick that I asked for! I fucking hate you!
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I finally got my shit together. I'm no longer depressed thanks to the Jew pills. I have an internship and then I'll get a full time job.
Finally enough money to buy a good PC and all the games I ever wanted to play.
Finally the NEET life is over.
I'll hang around these parts, r9k, maybe I can give you guys advice on how to become a normie.
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>>34144845
>I'll hang around these parts, r9k, maybe I can give you guys advice on how to become a normie.
Thank you based anon
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Why don't you just go fuck your girlfriend or something, you disgusting normalscum.
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>>34144886
this.
If I had a gf, I'd always choose fucking her above coming to this shithole. Normies seem to have some retarded fun coming here. Dumb morons.
>tfw too intelligent to have a loving gf
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these images are really good
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>>34144822
>tfw cucked by your own intellect
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>>34144894
>tfw your own intellect is your own archenemy
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>A powerful and mysterious Dark Elf Wizard wishes to join your band of adventurers.
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>>34144763
Tell him to fuck off for being a bitch ass dark elf
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>>34144763
tell him my party has no need for an arcane caster because we're playing 2nd edition D&D where 99% of crowd control spells are worthless and you can just greater whirlwind shit to death with mass fighters and a cleric for support.then bend him over and force him to service our half orc cocks
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>>34145034
>crowd control spells are worthless and you can just greater whirlwind shit to death
My otismo whispers to my ears that greater whirlwind is for high level characters in BGII (or you're talking about the high level additionnal book, which is optionnal and was basically Ad&d 2.5) wether I can think of very potent crowd control spells.
Sleep (level 1) can incapacitate a full team of humanoid monsters, and they have no Save.
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so I just got back from a date with this super qt shy grill, and I'm worried that since she was so shy (she said she'd never been on a date before, at least not from tinder) and it was hard for her to make conversation she's under the impression it didn't go well or I wasn't interested
how do I keep her interested? she's super cute and this feels like a once in a lifetime opportunityinb4 normu reeeee
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>>34144761
you white or asian?
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>>34144800
whiteand original
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>>34144761
>once in a lifetime opportunity
>over half a billion of these pan faced shegooks in the world