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Is there even a way to get a girlfriend without having a social circle?
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There are ways to get in contact with girls, but they likely wont want anything to do with you if you have no friends.
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If you somehow got a gf without a social circle, she would break up with you within a week because you have no social circle
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look good basically. if you are average i don't think you can make it.
maybe go to geekshit meetings and try to meet woman there

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I'm 28, live in Miami, have my own home, and good paying job. I'm into traps but all the hot ones are taken or literal whores. I'm looking for a trap or femboy who wants to be my housewife. I'll pay for your travel and take care of you but you must follow these rules:

>be somewhat passable and have a fair sized dick
>take and pass a test for STD's
>you will only wear girls clothes
>you will act like a girl
>you will never leave the house
>you will take hormones
>you will regularly do enemas
>you will cook and clean and have dinner ready for me when I get back from work
>you will give up your mouth and/or boipussy on demand
>you must have a cum fetish or at least tolerate it
>you will get barebacked and creampied daily
>you will take loads in your mouth and swallow it or let it dribble out of your mouth and down your body
>you will leave any cum on your skin and/or clothes untouched until I tell you to clean up
>you will be ready for sex the moment I get back from work
>you will receive blowjobs and fuck my ass when I'm in the mood
>you will be into bondage including being tied up and used for hours at a time
>you will be videotaped getting fucked
>recordings of you being fucked will be played on our tv non-stop and you will watch them and masturbate to them
>you will fuck any other guy or tranny I bring home

If anyone is interested, let me know and we can exchange information. This is not a joke; if you go through with it, the first thing we're doing to going to an attorney's office and you're giving me power of attorney over you. Once you commit, there's no backing out.
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>>37799820
I'd take a deal like that if it wasn't 100% obvious that the dom is insane.
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>>37799820
Sounds scary to be completely honest. Someone here might like it
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How... How do you think power of attorney works, anon?

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Anyone else have weird shit like this on their dick I've had it since I was a kid
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>>37799801
I have that too;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

It's completely normal.
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>>37799801
You look small as fuck OP
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>>37799857
Stop bullying us you fucking normie

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Hey there, we are in need of femboys and trannies! You can come here to get your daily dose of attention and compliments. We also are in possession of some already, so anyone seeking them should come too.
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UTQpfSH
reee i forgot :/
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btw waski is here
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>>37799723
I'm seeking them but only virgins please. No sluts or traps with high physical standards.

i noticed that girls don't go for chads anymore.

i mean seriously, girls now go for faggy fashionable guys with manbuns like pic related
guys that look like this fuck way more than chad
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>>37799676
Hairy hipster men are in fashion nowadays.
Clean shaven Chads just can't compete
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>>37799676

>he doesn't know that that pic is still a tall chad beneath the hair

Chad doesn't mean jock, retard.
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>>37799676
geesh it sure is convenient how your momas basement happens to be the perfect place to take a field study on social behaviour. thanks for the insight ill stay tuned

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Don't feel bad, robots

>pic related is also a khv who spends hours a day sitting still alone in a room wearing pajamas.
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he is an idiot then
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>>37799668
>he thinks HH has never been hugged
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>>37799668
hey do some of that cool mongolian throat singing stuff

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She used to adore Hitler. Now she adores Stalin. Just cause she left the White Nationalist movement, it doesn't mean she changed. She just realized she needed this so YouTube wouldn't remove her accounts. Or perhaps, the nationalist things is too mainstream for her now?

Alt Right/Red pilled women are just attentionwhores. Just like cam girls on MyFreeCams and the Gamer girls streaming on Twitch. They all want Beta orbiter/provider donations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXC_JJUvmcM
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>>37799615

women who involve themselves in politics are whores and it's hilarious when """redpilled""" men fall for their attention whoring
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>>37799643

Those "redpilled men" are a ticking time bomb. /Pol7 told them to find a traditional woman and make lots of White babies to save Western civilization.

Their wives will pretend to be right wing and traditional. But they will not be able to forget Chads cock and divorce them.

Then the /pol/ kids will become MGTOW.
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>>37799615
She wants attention and controversy, and doesn't understand nor care about politics.
You know, like /pol/.

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If there is a God, he is an asshole for abandoning us.
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>>37799516
He gave us free will anon and this is what we did with it
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only foolish must one be to think any such thing as a soul or "higher power" exists?
rid your mind of these delusions.
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>>37800973
>he stilll believes in free will

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This is allowed on youtube for some reason

https://youtu.be/8dHJc0DPTw4?t=242
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>>37799476
They're playing with bubbles. What's wrong here?
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>>37799476
What the fuck is wrong with the parents that would upload this shit of their kids on the Internet?
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>>37800161
I've seen much worse. At least those kids are clothed

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How do i avoid making social mishaps and mistakes that autists do? How does a normalfag operate in social situations? Are there any guides on being a normalfag?
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please hlpe me someebdoyh
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>>37799463
Force yourself to stop rambling and adding your 50 cents no matter how hard it is, repeat their opinions, compliment them and avoid long paragraphs, 3-4 sentences and pretend you are interested in their opinions
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Don't talk, don't smile. It's not quite normalfag, but you won't embarass yourself, and people will leave you alone.

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Who here homeless or poor?
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>>37799449
if you live in a first world country, you can't be poor. you have it better than 90% of the world.
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>>37799473
common misconception.
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>>37799502
try it. move to a third world shithole.

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What's he dancing to?
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He's happy his creator was a health aware Chad and not an obese NEET robot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dURKi492QE
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>>37799428
Robots can't be fat, only skelly. Silly rebbits still don't understand the most basic things about this board.

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Manlets can't be Cha-
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>>37799392
>Uses an extremely wealthy and popular celebrity as an example
t.manlet
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Manlets might be able to get an ugly bitch if they are obscenely rich or famous, but that's because of wealth or fame. They are still pathetic little manlets.
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>>37799440
>rice gum
>celebrity
Maybe if you're in middle school

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Reminder that only poor, stupid, white trash, obese women date black people.

If you are a mulatto thank your whore mother for being white that your IQ isn't totally irredeemable and that your children will likely not look black if you get with a white person, and then scorn her for robbing you of your full potential.
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This is very untrue.
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This woman also fucked tiger woods as well, who is only half black but looks like a normal black guy.
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Are we going to forget the former president of the United States, who is a product of a white woman being BLACKED?

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>use to be qt anorexic androgynous femboy
>become self loathing because reasons and start hitting the gym because I hate being a pussy because girls think I'm a joke
*1 year later*
>women all of a sudden are into feminine men


Mfw
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haha look at him boogie!
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>>37799323
At least you managed to achieve an attractive appearance and were content with who you are even if just for a short time.
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>>37799351
It's an ironic boogie though, like in the cartoons when someone fails in the end and looks into the camera with this "du du dun dunn" facial expression.

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