what are some problems with you?
>dick is to small
>everyone says im creepy
>lose confidence if not dressed like pic related
my dick is ight but my first gf was a dick receptacle so now the only person that shows any appreciation of me also makes me wanna shoot someone every other month
Are you a second class friend?
I am. It feels horrible.
Like, your "friends" sometimes are willing to hang out with you but not often, never message you first etc.
I dropped all contact with them a few years ago because I couldn't stand it but I started talking to them again because I can't stand the loneliness anymore, I'll go insane.
>tfw your friends only kept you around every once in a while to make fun of you
I am sorry.
In school, I had 1 friend. We were together all the time because we were both weird. We hated everybody and everybody hated us. But there was this one guy who somehow started to hang out with us and we would make fun of him and basically psychologically bully him all the time. But he still kept coming. Guess the normals treated him even worse. Imagine that, getting bullied by the losers of the school. Is that what they call an omega?
I don't know what he's doing right now, doesn't have a normiebook profile. I would like to apologize to him.
Jesus christ, this is my first time using UPS and they will only deliver on weekdays between 9-5 (while literally everyone is at work), and won't give delivery slots or an estimated time range.
What the fuck am I meant to do? Serious question, I don't live in USA and this is my first time dealing with UPS.
I tried waiting for the next day but they delivered it at the exact same time. I was obviously at work the day before, why would they try to deliver at the same time again? Da fuq.
Anyone else feel like Samurai Jack is trying too hard to win an Academy Reward?
all the metaphors and imagery seems very pretentious.
>Boy, daddy. You weren't kidding when you said middle school would be different from elementary school. All my guy friends keep touching me, asking me out, and get mad and end our friendship when I tell them I don't then "no." All the girls keep fighting and spreading rumors about each other. Stacy now says the F-word every two sentences. At least one kid gets beat up by five others every other day. Almost half the people here have the worst acne. The girls' boobs are getting bigger. The guys' voices are getting deeper. Everyone is starting to smell more and more like B.O. Anon over there has the worst acne of them all, is really greasy, and just stays home on his computer where there isn't any school. Every month, we have a drill in case of a school shooting. There's not one recess where you don't stumble upon people making out. The janitor keeps smiling weirdly at the girls; me included. And at least two teachers have been fired or arrested for "undisclosed reasons." Can I be home schooled instead?
Hug your sister/brother/parent and tell them you love them, post results.
Or text them "I love you" and post results.
I hugged my sister and lightly poked her ass, she immediately slapped me and walked away.
there is nothing more beautiful than the vagina, tits and ass don't even come close
the vagina is more beautiful than the mountains and rivers, stars and moon
it is truly the most perfect piece of art ever sculpted by god
to all you women out there, young or old, fat or slim, black or white, i love you for you are the canvas which god has perfected his true masterpiece upon
i can only hope that one day i will earn the privilege of tasting the holy nectar of gods most beautiful creation
Why do i not get warm fuzzy feelings when i hug girls anymore :(
daddy,chad bullies me at school again
what should i do?
what advice do you give him r9k?
>add girl from tinder on snapchat
>her tinder only has a face pic
>snap her once and continue chatting
>she only uses text chat and makes up a million different excuses as to why she can't send a pic
she's a whale right?
On tinder I just write rediculous bios and swipe right on everybody no matter what. When I inevitably match I just tell them I have aids or ask them if they want to come smoke crack with me or something like that. God I fucking hate normies.
>I have a fetish for girls who like live fish insertions. I just want to be very up front about that.
I don't actually though.
Any of you robots microdosing?
What's the difference between Chad and Brad?
1/3rd of this board is underage b&. Is that why it's so shit?
Genetics are literally everything and predetermine your fate from the moment you're conceived. Prove me wrong.
Everything was already predetermined from the moment of existence.
This is the logical progression for robots.
Prove me wrong.