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>>34493149
tenders, dr. pepper to drink and the chocolate-chips-gummybear trio for dessert. not even fat.

>>34493169
>not even fat
If you eat sugar you become TOFI, which means you will end up costing the healthcare system hundreds of thousands of dollar in diabeetusbux anyways.

>>34493205
please be nice to him

>>34493132
Call the cops dumdum

>>34493132

You could have stopped this anon, you could have saved that little girl from torment.

She's probably going to kill herself when she's older.

Why haven't you saved her?

>>34493156
This

But first record it that way you still have something to fap to

>>34493100
Dude this was the downfall for all of us. If it wasn't for those weird normie rituals we wouldn't be here.

>>34493100
Hi i'm anon and I love backpacking :)

I can probably help.

Need a bit more info on what you're actually doing.

What are you starting?

anything* im a dumbass

>>34493076
Go play a real game like Overwatch

>>34493076
do you regret doing it?

She gets uglier every time I see her. How is it possible for a woman to hit the wall this hard without drugs?

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>>34493059
She's /ourgirl/

>>34493043

shes got the heart of a first gen troll but she shitposts too much

>>34493002
no, because there is no such thing as fembots here

>>34493017
Now hold on a minute, anon. With the increasing number and acceptance of homosexuals, perhaps there is a growing market for male house-NEETs.

>>34493061
No no. I mean I'm actually a fairly attractive man who married a hideous women because she has really good job and I just want sit at home playing video games all day.

I told her that and she was fine she just wants someone who loves her. And I do but I don't find her attractive at all. It works out I guess I.

>>34492988
>sleep
>dream about fucking mom
>comes directly
>kanye comes in
>suddenly mom is outside
>kanye about to fuck
>go outside with machete
>to pussy to kill kanye
>kanye suddenly has cloths on and walk away

Does this mean i am sick in the head?

>>34492988
>having sex dream
>you and the girl are both naked
>can't seem to actually have sex with her
>wake up
>realise because you're a virgin your brain can't even imagine what it's like to have sex
>even in your dreams you'll always be a virgin
Nice way to start the day.

I was having a great dream about my gf making me call her your grace and my queen and making me be completely subservient to her before I woke up. Just typing this about it is turning me on.
>tfw she's nothing like that

Chapter 2: Anon redownloads his porn, but can never find that one video that always made his dick diamonds because he can't remember the name of the girl in it or the title of the video.

don't worry bruh, you'll hoard it all back in no time. here are some links to get you started.

>>>/gif/
>>>/s/
>>>/hr/

>>34492938
Nah, mate. Now you spend your whole lifetime looking for the porn you used to enjoy, but never find it again.

When I was unemployed I browsed 4chan for 16 hours a day.
I'd be that's what most NEETs here do to.

That's not really carpe diem.
Not only that, but you have no money, no direction and nobodies' respect.

Get a job, loser.

>tfw model
>get paid to look good and have my picture taken
>chad wins again

>>34492930
I'm in dire need of that sauce, brother.

>>34492863
4 months without friends and a gf must be real tough m8 real tough

>>34492921
Actually I'd say 9 to 10 months, and yea It surprisingly does. (I felt sarcasm but i'm serious.)

>>34492958
I was being sincere, kind of.

Since you had friends and a GF, it's more likely that you'll have those things again than not. dw

identity politics have been pushed and sexuality along with race are the easiest things to divide yourself by.

also people always talked about sex you were just a retarded kid in the 90's and didn't understand it

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Pic related fammoso

Lulz

>>34492789
The good thing is that you can avoid it by being a hikkiNEET

fuck yes, I'm not a burger so it's something for nothing

Can I get a gf (male) too?

>>34492786
eh only if its a real qt gf (male) with a qt caged feminine dick

>>34492774
>gf
leave this board and never come back
you should head to soc that sounds like more your style :6)

>>34492774
>he lets his gf have friends
>>34492791
Die

>still calls her gf despite being the local city cuck

Throw yourself off a building you retard

I feel like they repress me

What meds do you take robro?

>>34493073
venlafaxine 150mg a day

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some anon said I'm not garbage

I just got level 40 fishing in Runescape.

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>>34492643
congrats anon!

man i really need to get back into osrs, i miss my level 80 ranger