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Of course they do. There are 7000 million people on Earth, I'm pretty fucking sure at least some of them get off to sick stuff.

>>36952958
Why the fuck didnt you just use 7 billion?

>>36953088
I don't use ffake numbers

I started one like a year ago then I realized I had nothing worthwhile to write about except my own depression and loneliness. Lasted about a week before I gave up.

>>36952770
Diary for what purpose?

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>>36952770
>be me
>start to write diary
>add a few new entries everyday
>three month later
>read it up
>it's about a delusionnal faggot who has recently put himself into so much shit that he should be put in jail and khs
>delete it and never write another entry

>>36952756
sure videl

Who? Is she a real person? If she's just another one of your cartoon characters I'm going to have to ask you to stop messaging me.

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>>36952756
>implying i'd ever even touch a filthy fucking ningen
Know your place, faggots.

There wouldn't happen to be any Florida femanons on tonight, would there?

>>36952754
I'm a florida femanonnn <333 I'm about to get on

>>36952729

I'm about to get on too. Hopefully there are less faggots on tonight than there were yesterday.

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what did you do anon?
you can tell me s'ok

>>36952730
>what did you do anon?

They found the loli dungeon

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>>36952730
I didn't do anything

They won't go away

Tfw two ynteligunt to join servers

jesus christ rem just give it a rest already
he doesn't want to be your friend leave him alone

>>36952675
>vagueposting on r9k of all fucking places

just go back to facebook, that's not what we do here

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>>36952674
far too anxiety ridden to even download discord or try

>>36952674
discord is normie territory.

>join friends discord
>moved to voice channel
>told to use voice chat autist
>banned

nice.

>>36952674
Are there any chat only rooms?
I can't into voice chat but am lonely

Tired of her shit in what way anon? Greentext if necessary but I just want details. :3

>>36952666
>I broke up with my gf
Huh? I'm sorry, can you ask me the question again?

>>36952713
Alright well
>Fall in Love within the first month
>she's the first girl I've ever loved
>Everything is great
>We talk everyday, about everything
>I can be me 100% and so can she
>Take each other's virginity
> We are always together
>I make friends with other chicks from work, nothing serious
>Literally have to work on a project at work with a chick from the office, we do internet for hotels.
>She flips shit when she sees me and her at the office together drawing up network plans.
>We start arguing about stupid shit
>She smokes weed, I hate it but I tolerate for her.
>I get mad at her for going to a friend's house to smoke while other guys were there
>Call her out for her double standards bullshit
>From there on it's just constantly arguing about this same thing
>You don't love me
>why don't you ever say I'm beautiful
>you use to be so much more caring
>I lose the love I had for her, but I can't bring myself to end it
>After talking to brother and dad they convince me it's for the best.
>I visit her and break up with her
>shes constantly trying to tell me she will get better and we can be together again

I'm sorry for the shitty green text I'm really stressed out, I got super sick from being out in the rain for a while and I got to deal with her shit. I still love her, but I can't be in a relationship I don't believe in, she keeps trying to guilt trip me and it's hard to resist. I just want to be angry or feel nothing so I don't have to stress over this. hope this makes sense

I'm 22, live with my brother, have a job/pay rent, and still do this and get excited as fuck when I'm home alone so I can.
I have like eight or nine running narratives in my head where I act out basically every action of the main, side, and antagonist characters, and it all plays in my head like a cool action movie.
I voice the dialogue, make sound effects with my mouth, all of it. My "sessions" usually last for about 15 minutes

is she 18 yet? so hot.

>>36952669
Also, nearly every time I listen to music, I pretend I'm playing in a talent show at my high school, or in a music video that's uploaded to normiebook for all my fake e-pals to see. I'm usually the vocalist/guitarist, but I act out every band member's little spotlight moment when the camera shows them doing something in a music video

>>36952579
You people really are so sad. It's nearly sixth months, how can you possibly still be crying this much. Lol.

is this a reddit comment

I don't understand.

Is it happening??

YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT

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>>36952572
>Roastie, you're a slut.

>>36952572
My grandmother calls people "nutty". I have never heard someone actually say "you're a nut" out loud unless they're fucking 70. The amount of failure in your entire fucking piddly-ass comment is so high, your grandchildren are going to end up as fat, sacks of NEET shit like you anon. No one does this, you're a liar who probably hasn't left his house in a fucking decade because you're too fat to fit through the god damn door. Save yourself the trouble of coming up with a weak ass beta-male reply and just fucking shoot yourself, if you can even reach a gun over the mountains of fat, piss bottles, and retardation that make up the "person" that is you.

I'm more annoyed that I don't have a choice.

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I think a decent bit of people here are over sensitive. As long as I have enough time and money to support my hobbies I could care less about a gf and I'm the same age.

But different stokes for different folks, I'm not one to judge someone because they're lonely.

>why are you all depressed about this specific thing you care about but that i have no interest in?

real thinker

>>36952468
My dude that nigger is clearly a 50yo MtF tranny. Delete this

>>36952468
Because the white race is irredeemably fucked beyond all repair. So why fight a losing battle?

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>>36952468
Because they realized that white men with black women is the purest love of all.

>>36952457
Write about how you can write about anything, but make sure it's really good.

>>36952457
Notes From Underground but more modern and also cyberpunk.

Write a book about conflicts of interest and corruption in science and medicine.

do people actually say things like that to you? must be nice

at least you talked to a girl
the only female I've talked to in my life is my mum

>>36952432
Kill yourself normalfag. I fucking hate your faggot ass