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Well you'll probably kill your self when your out of school at 26 with 40k+ of debt and can't get a job

>>37354082
seems like im headed in that direction

>semi-hikki

Did you just call yourself a hikokomori?

Do you like japanese? You said you're a major, right? That means you're getting a bachelor's degree

why not move to Japan and explore a different side of yourself you never knew?

They have chosen their own fate because they can.

You don't chose your own fate because you cannot.

>famous and wealthy

>not making it

what did OP mean by this?

>>37354104
marriage. Handsome people have more chance of ruining their marriage because they are infidels.

>son be sure to never hit anyone
>thats what idiots do, real men can talk to each other
>well if you have no chance
>than smack this motherfucker to ground to show him who's the boss
I love my dad.

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>>37353924
>Having a father

Must be nice.

>>37353924
My dad's advice for me when I left for college was "Stay away from queers, niggers, and muslims."

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>tfw you're around someone that's actually funny and everyone seems to like them, but you grow to resent them because of the attention they get and end up just seeming like a moody prick

why am i like this

>>37353750
I think that I'm very unfunny and that 99% of my attempts at humor are cringy as fuck, but at the same time I once saw someone on 4chan say that I was the only girl that ever said something he considered funny.

>>37353750
I used to be funny when I was a kid but as I grew older I realised people were actually laughing at me not with me so I became jaded.

>>37353469
Holy fuck I want to die right fucking now god help me.

>>37353583(you)
not op but why friend?

>tfw parents well off
>tfw they control every aspect of my life
>tfw I have to do exactly as they say with no fuss because if they cut me off, I'd have no way to survive
>tfw living a life that they want me to
>tfw friends think I'm ungrateful because parents pay my rent, tuition, bills, living expenses, and for my entertainment
>tfw I just want my own life, but completely lack the independence to diverge from the path that they've set for me

At least I know when they die I can take the inheritance money and bounce, but by that time, I would have already wasted so much of my life doing things I hate.

>>37353225
Well, the girl in the pic looks like she would make a good mom.

If she's nice, why not

>>37353225
no

ggnextthread

>>37353223
here i am lets go

>>37353223
Are you a qt female (female) whatever I mean do you have a genuine vagina and are cute? If so I volunteer

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Repeating digits and my crush will confess her love towards me tomorrow

>>37353159
only if i get these dubs..

Same boat my brodie :)

And yeah you will make it. I'm a fucking pajeet (american born) but I got head last weekend from a 6/10 girl in my dorm building. My dick wasnt even that small apparently? And even though I'm like 5'10 I'm not considered manlet.

I'm 5'9 with a 7.5 dick. Will I make it?

>>37353036
Something like the Smiths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

>>37353036
crywank
https://youtu.be/7kqI5fAlv5E

and then also a bunch of emo bullshit like americ anfootball, snowing, mom jeans, front bottoms

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mfw i still listen to v a p o r w a v e

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pls return hannah to her rightful place as /britfeel/ queen edition

>>37352768
looking for housemates any robots wanna live together help each other sort ourselves out and shit
post were abouts in the uk you are and how far you would move

>>37352847

Fuck me, a house full of /r9k/ molluscs....

That would make some reality show.

gay

orororor

That's cute OP

I'm about to get off this fucking site. So I have that going for me.

>>37352761
fag

jghdku

femanon vagina flavored

>eating (((Ben and Jerry's)))

>>37352710
Ben and Jerry's One love

Kik me @ airkingdrift

>you autists

Make sure to include yourself

>>37352725
I dont have kik.

gfhgjghkjlk

>>37352645
What a shit thread tbqh.

>>37352645
Mate, let me tell you a secret, I may be only 22 but same results can be achieved with something stronger than 60% in much shorter time and with much better chance of feeling better.

>>37352810
my thread is great you fuk
>>37352937
I dont understand

>literally i-discovered-/mu/-2-weeks-ago-core

you're garbage.

Can les delete this thread?

these threads are awful because people just start posting huge ass lists and no one actually ends up rating them.