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All I want to do is go back to 2004 when I was 7 with all the current knowledge of what I have now. I want to relive my childhood from then on. I don't won't to fix the world, I don't want to be a god. I just want to find out were I fucked up.
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well it wont happen. mistakes happen in everyones life, its natural. not the biggest fan of it myself. either fix your present self or pick lower goals. neither worked for me but maybe youre more lucky.
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You are already a god. You are the universe experiencing itself through a single point of awareness. Manifest your own reality and take control of you life in the present moment. The future and the past are human constructs, they don't exist. You will never experience anything other than the present so why are you wasting your time?
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>>35342980
In 2004 i was starting high school. Lots of folks from 1989 did. Feels old man.

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Who else here /runningTempleOS/?
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Install Gentoo

do it faggot
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>>35343033
Already have. This one is in VBox.
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templebotnet

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>Anon, I never really got how you can complain about never being able to find any friends or girls, when, if I kept count correctly, you only leave the house on an average of four times a year. In fact, this is primarily why we've been doing our therapy sessions through Skype for the past six years.
>Anyway, you need a refill on your Adderall prescription?
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This normie meme needs to die. Winters aside, I've been outside at least 4 hours (and sometimes up to 10) a day every day and a woman has never so much as looked in my direction; if you're not attractive, women don't even recognize you as a living being.
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FUN NORMIE FACT #2325

A YEAR IS IN FACT FOUR DAYS.
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>>35343039
>WAAAH why aren't WOMEN paying ATTENTION to ME when i'm outside mingling with hundreds of other human beings
>it's because they're SHALLOW, they don't even RECOGNIZE me

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Terry is undoubtedly /ourguy/
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robots do not believe in god.
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>>35343059
Shut the fuck up, dumb nigger cattle
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>>35343059
Fuck off you CIA nigger

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>Girls have boobs
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i wish they would let me touch them
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>Most girls have boobs*

for all the chestlets out there
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The breast.
The organ the female mammal lactates from, feeding her young with a nutritional fluid we know as milk.

This is a desire of the young man, imagining the breast may be as soft as silk.

Though the chest may someday wilt or sour like milk spilt,

it remains an object of fantasy for young men with love, or lust, in their hearts filled.

It represents the unconditional love of a mother, all needs fulfilled.

Longing for it, sometimes we end up only with guilt, over milk spilt

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DAE treat masturbation like a chore? Like you're not even horny, but there's no one home so u gotta use the opportunity. You just have to fucking do it
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>>35342897
It helps me sleep so I usually do it before bed regardless of my horny levels.
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>>35342897
yeah, but anime tiddy is always enough to make me horny pretty quickly
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It takes like a week for me to build up enough testosterone to get horny but I still fap daily out of boredom.

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Anon, take a deep breath. Stop scrolling the catalog or front page and just take a second to relax.

Close your eyes.

Stretch out your legs.

Inhale, exhale...

The world isn't as bad as it may seem, Anon. When the going gets rough just remember that you are a survivor and you can make it through just about anything. Hell, you've made it this far.

Someone cares about you, Anon. Never forget that.
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Nice threade, Anon. Thanks.
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>>35342890
SHUT UP SHUT UP IT GETS WORSE AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN TAKE IT WHY WONT YOU JUST GO AWAY OR GIVE ME A GF PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LIVE RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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I know. I've survived through the worst hell being bedbound. Then I got fucked up every year. I'm so unlucky

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>pedophiles are this delusional
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They're mentally ill, retard. Do you expect pedophiles to be rational and well-adjusted?
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My sister and I did sexual stuff when we were kids though.

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>there are actual humans on this board who despite being over the age of 20 haven't lost their virginity, kissed a girl or held a job
The fuck is wrong with yall? Explain yourselves.
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Over 30 and can't really justify it.
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>>35342851
*clears throat*
Well you see, the thing is-

REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE
RUINING THIS BOARD'S GLORY FROM YEARS AGO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35342851
I'm holding a job right now, granted new managment want me gone but ive been there too long now so they cant fire me just because I dont work fast enough

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tsuki is a suicidal psychopath with a mental disorder and is playing us like a damn fiddle
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>>35342849
Damnit tsuki you psycho stop doing that
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>>35342849
nobody cares you braindead histrionic memer
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>>35342849
>shilling shitty tripfags
fuck off you subhuman

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>tfw need to pee so you pull out your junk and try to pee in the sink but nothing comes out so you are trying to count to 10 and look at yourself in the mirror but you still can't pee
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also
>tfw your willie is hard and you can't pee
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Goddamn it Danbo. Go to bed.
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>>35342974
Sorry, but I woke up and needed to go to the bathroom

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4chan is blocked at my school but I want to follow threads. What do?
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Use VPN, you can't post but you can browse
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Get a smartphone
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>>35342843
Graduate middle school

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Did this help, robots?

>tfw 23 and balding
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>>35342842
No clue, 23 here with a gorgeous full head of hair!

Am a manlet and jawlet however. I guess it evens out :/
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>>35342842
Nope. Made me lose hair faster. I started balding at around the same age. I don't know if it was genes that made me lose hair or the fact that I was on accutane for my bad acne which has hair loss as a side effect.

Seems to have stopped at around Stage II though (I'm 28 now).
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>>35342842
I tried using minoxidil on my face to grow a better beard. It makes my skin extremely itchy so I stopped after only using it 3-4 times.

Last time I applied moisturiser right after but was still so itchy I had to rinse my face, dry it and re-apply moisteriser. Probably washed off all of the minoxidil.

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Do any robots actually enjoy being completely alone? What's your favorite way or place to be alone?

>live 10 miles away from a state park with a lake
>mostly trails, boat storage and other stuff
>have one particular area that is like a cape completely covered with forest
>if you go down enough, you're 2 or 3 miles away from the nearest trail
>nice shore covered with flat stones for throwing
>nice little shady areas, tiny inlets covered with stone, plenty of secluded fishing spots
>you'll come across two people on a busy day, none on a normal one
>just spend a day or afternoon walking up the coast or chilling in one spot
>bring snacks, speaker, a book, hammock, fishing rod, and a good bit of weed
>make tea with my jetboil stove
>just hang out in nature alone for five or six hours without having to deal with people
>feel gentle breezes on my face
>sun coming down on you
>listen to trees rustle in the wind
>ambient sounds of birds and bugs
>anxiety and depression melt away

It's a really great way to spend the day. Camping trips are also really fucking bomb. I always find that sitting in my room and shitposting/vidya just makes me feel like shit.
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Nobody likes being alone. Humans are social creatures. There is a difference between having time to yourself and being physically isolated from your peers.
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I do enjoy being alone, pretty frequently even. The problem is when the solitude is being forced on you, not being voluntarily sought out.
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>>35342826
I completely detest nature, this sounds like hell to me.

I like being alone, but I like spending time with other people too, but I find it completely exhausting and draining after a few hours. It has to be my choice, if I don't want to be alone, which is maybe a few times a week it is nice to have someone to contact or talk to. If I want to be alone which is often it's nice to be able to shut up completely.

My nature hatred probably comes from having to go on group camping trips as kids which were total fucking shit and took hours to get to because I live in a big city. I can try and give it another chance, maybe it's different alone, but sounds like a hassle and I'd rather be indoors.

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What happens when tripfags get older? Do they just leave?
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>>35342793
who's that qtp2twootie?
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>>35342793
Yeah. Unless they're washed up junkies with severe autism and self image issues.
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They delude themselves into thinking they've garnered a fanbase by shitposting and start a failing youtube channel e.g. eggman

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