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Femanons, would you date a man who has very little confidence or self-esteem?
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>>35012482
no, because i don't have the ability or capacity to help someone like that in this point of my life. maybe down the line though.
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Depends on why his confidence/self-esteem is low
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>>35012482
nigga u look like a fukin porcupine

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>tfw got a virus saying i have been hacked

im scared guys wut do
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install common sense 2017
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>>35012459
>wut do

Blow up your computer
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delete the system32 virus

I'm a 4'11 gay guy, and I'm worried I won't be able to find anyone because of my size. I'm decent looking, but my main thing is that I'm a really great cook. Is the height a deal breaker?
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>>35012458
>23-secrets-all-short-girls-will-never-tell-you
What are those secrets?
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>>35012458
>4'11 gay guy
Unless you want to be the dom, you should be fine
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>>35012458
>I'm a 4'11 gay guy, and I'm worried I won't be able to find anyone because of my size. I'm decent looking, but my main thing is that I'm a really great cook. Is the height a deal breaker?

how fem are you

a little hairy guy is kinda pathetic but if you look super cute then I think your height won't matter

Who else here has experienced ego death before?

>tripping on acid towards end of trip
>lose sense of identity
>forget how to be a person
>think I have permanent brain damage
>text drug dealer telling him I forgot who I am and how to be a person
>he reminds me of my quirks and beliefs
>I just say yeah that's me I guess until it slowly comes back to me
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>tfw you will never ego death because you're autistic
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>>35012443
>have alot of mental issues
>take 2 tabs of acid for first time 220ug
>my mind and soul cave in during this trip
Ive lost my idenity/peronality, its also made me this hyper paranoid person with huge trust issues with the idea everyone is trying to fuck me over
I just want to remember what it feels like to be in your own skin
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>>3501402maybe ur a schizo spectrum

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WAAAAGIEEEEEEEEE
*heavy breathing*

W-W-WAAAAGIEE
*takes breath*


HELP ME WAGIE *coughs* hel.....ugggghhh...please....
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W...what seems to be the trouble, NEET-san?
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>>35012396
You ok buddy? You need a glass of water?
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Sorry, I was busy. Did you say something?

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Im a oregano phone poster. AMA
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>>35012357
>1486057696687.jpg

post something original
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>>35012357
i work at target friendo
Gotta go to the funhouse @ 5pm homie
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>can't even escape target imagery on my days off

delete this thread right away

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Can you please leave our board?

You will like these boards

>>>/soc/
>>>/out/
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Don't actually come to /out/ please.
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>>35012326
Literally proof women are dumb
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>>35012408
IKR?

Oregano
Origami
nanana

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I met a qt on tinder and we've been talking mostly about sobriety and other bullshit for the past few days and now we're meeting up tonight at this little concert.

fuck negros, i'm terrified. how do i not be an autist??
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>>35012292
By not thinking so hard about it
You chose a shitty place to go on a date btw
How are you gonna talk to her
Are you going to be pressured to dance? Can you dance? Will she want to dance with you?

Better learn some basic moves on YouTube or something, you don't really have to be able to tango just know how to move to the rhythm and throw in some gestures. Look it up don't improvise or you'll look dumb. Do it in front of the mirror. Before doing anything look at what the crowd around you is doing.
You're making me sperg out for you dude
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>>35012419
it's a noise show, so i'm assuming no one will be dancing. i've been to the venue before, and there's a patio, and a few rooms with comfy couches separate from the stage where it's easy to talk. i guess it's not really a date, just like a first meetup.
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>>35012528
Sounds like your setting yourself up to get literally cucked.

This is the best movie ever
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>know innocent girl on facebook
>has this movie listed in her top 5 movies
>am sure she saw the cover and thought it was pirates of the caribbean
>unable to tell her about the mistake without looking like a creep
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>>35012255
Best soundtrack ever you mean
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>>35012255
Anyone else excited about the new movie? I'd like to go see it opening day weekend but my local kinoplex has a very strict no singles policy

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Picture these bad boys together with a black fedora. The perfect look at a business meeting.
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good thing you couldn't afford them
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Please. Step aside.
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>>35012307
Cool.
These are cool

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The point of this thread is simple:
Reply to the post BELOW you.

Can you do it?

>>35012192
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>>35012234
>Can you do it?
yes
>>35012344
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>>35012344
huh I actually replied to myself

I am kinda surprised that worked to bee honest
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>>35012344
dem replyable digits yo

>be me 21 years old KHV dropped out of high school, no future
>never go out because i have no friend
>realized 4 months ago that i was wasting my best years
>took a train and went in the capital alone a friday night
>got heavily drunk
>it was the best night of my life, talked to so many people, my social anxiety was gone
>months passed
>i still do it but i drink more and more, sometimes im on cocaine, aderall, mdma, weed, whatever
>still virgin because even heavily drunk or on drugs im either still too ugly for women, either too drunk or high to do try anything but i dont even care about women at this point
>tfw i met hundreds of people but ive never been able to make one single friend out of this

i don't even care about anything desu, i just wait weekends to get as fucked up as possible and have fun, and hopefully i will get too fucked up one day and will die from it
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Y-you still have time to take it all back anon. Dont give up on life. Mom made somewhat the same choices in life , wound up with a shattered family and a lazy ass son like me. Im trying my best to take myself back and have the life mom always wanted me to. Try with me anon ,sorry I sound like a normie. Believe me , good looks wont get you anywhere unless you're really lucky.
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I thought I was gonna die when I was 21 for the same reason
Now a broken shell of a 26 year old.
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>get anxiety and adhd meds
>go back to school for some red pilled degree
>make friends first day
profit

Chad here.
How do I make this depressed virgin qt3.14 start doing well at uni? Shes just like you guys, and I wanna be her saviour.
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>>35012123
Well we wouldn't be here if we knew. Also, she can't be just like us, because women cannot, under any circumstances, ever be considered a robot, even in the slightest use of the word.
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>>35012123
There are some things you can't do for other people, anon, and care is one of them.
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>>35012123
>Chad here
Doubt it.

Offer to help her study

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Do you worship Elliot Rodger?
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nope. never heard of him
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>>35012117
No.

He was completely right though.
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>>35012144
NEWFAGS OUT

oirionla

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Please be specific with the roast, no broad statements that hold no comedic value pls
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>>35012089
That mask looks like it might harm you if you don't wear it carefully so it was an unwise decision for you to put it on. HA!
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>mask isn't symmetrical
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>>35012089
Unironically consider suicide lad

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