Cuties would rather be beaten by chad than spend 1 second with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1QA1tFSp2Q
>>37792957
I couln't focus on anything but that big ass mole on her lip.
I've just saw a slideshow of 1.30 minutes of moles.
>She drank a lot of alcohol and got "raped"
My ex got "raped" like that, pretty funny since she never had sex with me. Karma is a bitch.
Were you really together if you didn't have sex?
>>37793227
Yes.
How is this not original
>>37792907
My ex cheated on me and a year later she met another dude that she got engaged to and then she cheated on him and got herpies and he left her.
who else here /hiccups/?
it has been a constant thing for 2 - 3 years now, 2000 times a fucking day, the hiccup sound has 'worn out' and gradually changed to a horrible abrupt gasping sound now (very close to my chihuahuas bark).
>>37792879
take less benzos
Fuck that, how do you live like this
>>37792879
smoke some original weed
>my life was shit
>I almost become a basement dweller
>fighting all the time with drunk father because he bullied my mother and brother
>mother helps me find a job
>started working really hard, sometimes 12 hours a day, every day
>co-workers accept me
>I move away from home, have my own apartment now, started to act like a grown person
>mother and brother move to another country, they are happy now
>visited them 2 weeks ago, I cried when I saw my brother happy, he is 16, started to /fit/, has a girlfriend
>mother is happy, has a nice job, and she's not angry all the time
>I get an invite from company owner
>they wanted to arrange a meeting
...
>I got a promotion 3 days ago
>bigger paycheck, I now earn a lot of money, way more then I need
>life is good, I'm actually happy, forgot how it even feels to be happy
>still no gf, but I'm becoming more social and confident
>currently saving money for a new car and I want to surprise mother and brother with a trip to some nice place, we couldn't afford it before
I wish you all the best. Please, take care of yourself friends.
P.S.
"Arbeit macht frei"
>Last night decided I wanted to get completely wasted
>decide to get moonshine 100 proof and also got not your father rootbeer for a chaser
>eight shots in and all my rootbeer finished still only have a buzz
>cry because my alcohol tolarance is so strong now
WTF why!
Why are people who smoke weed always the most annoying, obnoxious, greasy pieces of shit on the entire fucking planet?
>>37792631
A lot of people smoke weed secretly, because they know that retards have a bad perception of it and don't want to trigger you.
Stop generalizing, there are plenty of clean cut, reasonable stoners.
>>37792631
Those people are just like that. Weed has little to do with it.
Why haven't you entered a one sided polygamous relationship yet, /r9k/? You're already going to get cucked anyways.
>>37792464
i have gone past the point of giving a fuck about serious relationships
its either one night stands or my hand
cause women
>>37792495
When you're cucked it'll be one night stands and your hands my guy
>tfw a girl shows interest in me
>instinctively start talking shit about myself so she can find a better man
how do I stop being a cuck?
>>37792458
>how do I stop being a cuck
stop breathing :)
just fuck her before the self-deprecation.
Am I still awake? I feel dead outside. No one is talking. I'm alone.
>>37792430
I'd tell you to kill yourself but I think that roastie just got sent to jail for that. So don't kill yourself, my dude :)
>>37792430
oh, quit being such a little whiny bitch. what the fuck has happened to this board? it's like it was overrun by a bunch of 15 year old emo kids and attention whoring roasties. KYS op
>>37792430
Go walk to church. Seriously go do it. There is a mass near you that's going on Sunday morning. Go to church, you don't have to believe what they are saying just go. There will be human beings who care about one another and will be willing to talk to you. Just go.
Does it weird anyone else out the way humans display their sexuality?
I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to women wearing revealing clothes
>>37792401
if you don't know yet then you're better off pretending they're wearing regular clothes unless you want to get bitched at
>>37792423
It's just odd. I see girls who appear to be seeking mates at times, late and intoxicated on Friday and Saturday nights, who make comments towards me I never do know how to react.
Or drunk men for that matter trying to show off their value to female mates.
Ejaculate into the test tube and place it in the centrifuge.
stop watching scripted coitus
I'm alone /r9k/ are you real? What is real?
Nothing here is real. R9k and this world that you perceive as real is the dreamlike state you entered after you blacked out. You're in a coma, anon. You need to wake up. Your family misses you.
>>37792152
They gonna die soon there's nothing I can do for "me". I lost everything.
>>37792131
>are you real?
Nope, I'm an internet ghost.
>What is real?
Just something people made up.
WHAT THE FUCK! I KEEP MYSELF AT A HEALTHY WEIGHT AND IT'S STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR WOMEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76IQt7aV78A
You can't win with normies. No matter what you do, it's never going to be good enough for them.
>>37792059
I don't understand. This video just proved that some like skinny and some don't.
>stayed up the whole night for no reason, as well as not even being productive in anyway
>again
>>37792015
I played a new videogame, it was pretty fun
I still have to do defensive driving courses and father's days stuff tomorrow though
Are we still good? Are we still good?
Are we still good? Are we still good?
If I need to talk, are you around?
Are you down for the cause?
Are you down? Are you down? Are you down?