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>>35538832
reeee normie off yourself from my board an such

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Thanks mr robot sir

Don't respond to this thread

Sage

>>35538812
I think you should go to a doctor senpai.

I think you should lay off the hormones and pump. And getting cut will only make your clit look like a tiny, laughable benis.
But if you do get circumcised, specify "only the hood"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. ??

xjdb

>>35538722
Whites are 4 - 6% of the global population.
Africans and Indians are the racial majority in the world. Whites aren't even the majority and yet you want to blame us for your failures in life. No one has placed you in shackles, you're free to do what you want loser. You can't like white women either if you're going to sit here and denigrate us.

>>35538797
>whites are 4-6% of the global population

LMAO and the other 96-94% still got btfo

>>35538797
>>35538811
>being proud of being school shooter: the race

typical soulless whitey. you only got away with it because people treated you human in the past. now everyone's waking up you're all autistic sociopaths that deserves extinction. even white women hate your guts.

>>35538673
That's like the whole reason why asians are a fetish

>>35538673
Yes but only if u date a guy with a boy's pencil dick

>>35538673
>no periods
>mentioned twice
You don't need to rub it in, you lucky fuck.

>>35538666
>racist cunts
no thanks

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>brobots
what a faggot

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Checked with evil eyes.

>>35538660
I love games and competitive things in general, but I suck at everything. Out of everything I've ever played, my win/loss ratio is probably 1:10, which sucks when all of your self-esteem and self-worth are tied up in how well you do at games.

>>35538660
I'm only good at pokemon, I've been playing competitive for a few years. Other than that I prefer comfy single player games.

i play a lot of siege but i suck. i completely lack that gamer instinct that allows me to be any good at video games.

>this weak

Maybe you were meant to be a MtF

>5'11"
>100 pounds
>can still beat the shit out of a chad
What's your excuse anon?

>>35538680
I'm not cute looking and I don't want to be a girl.

>They try to trick me into giving my address

How? Also that was a pretty abrupt end

Women do nothing for me.

>>35538659
Yes it was. After we broke up someone used her phone pretending to be her and messaged me telling me she might have forgotten some stuff at my place and asking me what my exact address was again. She knew already where I lived.

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>>35538576
The same thing, but with a harsh noise album.

>>35538576
most of /mu/ likes the beatles, it's only scaruffi drones that hate them
>t. /mu/tant

>say the beetles was the greatest band ever
>who /mischievious/
>beetles
if you really did call them the beetles and not the beatles they already know it was bait. Nice try OP

I can help eat that pussy/tits/ass, etc

Is that what you wanted

>>35538570
lexi belle more like taco belle
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>35538570
HOW ARE YOU EATING THE PART FARTHEST AWAY FROM YOU FIRST? YOU AND YOUR STUPID BREASTS GET OUT OF MY FACE, LEAVE THE TACO

>>35538539
Right now I am stress eating. Maybe I will be able to stress exercise someday.

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Just keep spanking it anon. You'll die inside eventually. Or you'll die originally.

Eventually you just accept it.

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Join now to get in on our speed dating hour!!!

>>35538453
Bump the thread

duhhh ok

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You have 5 seconds to be my gf

>>35538450
Sex in a relationship isn't like porn. Of course you wear a condom to prevent pregnancy.

>>35538450
dafuq is wrong with her butthole...

if the girl takes oral birth control or has an iud or some other reason why pregnancy is not going to happen then no, you don't have to wrap it up

if she isn't doing any of that shit then yeah it's probably a good call to keep the condom on. the name of the game is not having an unwanted pregnancy.

being in a relationship doesn't suddenly make you unable to get pregnant. you should be wearing a condom unless your partner isn't gonna poop out a babby in 9 months for whatever biological reason

Shows not actually that bad tbqh

>>35538519
The first couple seasons were okay, but I stopped relating to the characters when they started having sex.

>>35538446
Timbuktu
*Audience literally collapses into a black hole from laughter*
*Normiebook implodes cause all the normies start calling "haters" out because they can't appreciate a smart show with real scientific humor*

>>35538439
I'm sorry anon. I dreamed about being in the middle of some kind of adventure with a fembot gf who was really cool, and we climbed rocks and shot at the shadowy dementor like things that were chasing us.

>>35538439
Those always hurt the most. I'm fine with Nightmares since waking up is better, but with good dreams waking up to reality is the real nightmare.

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I have dreams every night about a girl who gave me a letter a few months ago. Ive since burned the letter because she left me. But the dreams continue. Havent sleptin my own bed in a month because they are worse there