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for anyone who has accepted the fact that they will never get a gf.... what is a good coping strategy you develop in your head to deal with the loneliness?
because for me, it seems like every other guy on 4chan has a story about when they were fucking this hot trap or they talk about their qt 3.14 girlfriend that everybody seems to have one
it seems like any place you go online for entertainment is going to be filled with triggers that will force you to remember that youll never get a gf...
for me i cant seem to escape the triggers. every website i visit its the same thing and i get frustrated and angry all the time... how do you make it so youre capable of remaining sane while living a long term life of lonliness without the constant triggering whenever you see bf/gfs or people posting about having sex and stuff while youre not participating in any of that
what have you done to cope short of unplugging your internet.... i know you could just jerk off a lot but its still not ideal because a few hours later the feels will come back
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Maybe try NOT to think about this thing you call "loneliness".
>Never had any friends
>Sometimes you get bored cause you have nobody to do things with
>It's called utilizing your time with pass times
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>>36741944
oh ya i forgot you guys are all playing video games
im dirt broke i dont have access to any games right now
lol
maybe thats probably my main problem
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>>36741882
Find a hobby, get good at it, learn to make a living out of it. Also, have some friends to talk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rpZJ6CC08w
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>be a fucking dumb ass faggot
>wage slaving garbage job cause dipshit moron
>marine comes in
>nice guy
>talk to him after I get off
>just want to strike up conversation
>ask if I should join
>gives me an hour long lecture of all the consequences that would have
>reall good guy
>finally done
>walk to car
>keys are in my bag locked inside wageydome
>closed up already
>not even the illegal mexican labor is in the building to open a door for me as I frantically knock every door
>litlle brother has to drive half an hour to pick up my incompetent dumb ass
Just fucking kill me
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>>36741863
thank god I thought you were my brother for a second
then I saw the store in front of you
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>>36741914
Nah, bro is normie, no way he browses this shithole.
>shall I ride?
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Got to piss, might climb this
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>tfw dad gives me shit if I display my Pokebuddies so I have to keep them in my closet
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Very cute Mimikyu, where did you get it, I want it and I hate Pokemon
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>>36741849
That little green one's cute, they need to make it a real pokemon.
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>>36741849
>parents bought a second house
>want me to move into the first one and take care of it
>my anime figures tho
pic very much related
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who has /smelly boyfeet/ here? how can I solve this filthy problem?
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By letting me rub, kiss, and lick them.
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>>36741758
try pouring bleach on them i think that should solve the problem
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>>36741758
Mine always smell too, but they smell nice in a way. Sometimes I sit and huff them for minutes on end, like I'm huffing paint or something. Not sure what it is exactly, I know they're clean (I've had fungus before and I definitely do not have it now) but they have a certain, slightly erotic scent to them.
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>tfw ate my gf out last night for the first time
>was drunk
>slibbered all over it, sucked it so hard, licked it
>next day, do it twice for 40 minutes each and fucking love it
Anyone else love eating pussy? I never dis it bwcause it seemed off putting and feminine... but now i loooove it.
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>Sex with a female
>off putting and feminine
Females love getting their pussy eaten. My older mommy gf loves it
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>finally get to give the old lickaroo
>doesn't taste great
>it's just fucking tiring
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO MAKES ALL THE SHILL POSTS ABOUT HOW GREAT PUSSY LICKING IS
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>>36741814
Even in the 69 position i dont want her to suck my dick, i just want her to enjoy and put her ass and pussy all over my face.
>Typical /pol/lack
>Know that race has an effect on IQ, and that whites have a higher average IQ than blacks
>Average black IQ is about 85
>Average white is about 100
>Take an IQ test
>80
/stupid/ thread.
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>>36741695
No wonder you fell for the /pol/ memes.
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Did you take a legitimate IQ test, or did you take an online IQ test?
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>>36741695
It's fine to ignore those. Back in 5th grade I only got 126 so it's probably different on any test today.
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4 years later and I still can't see what's inside
do you see the hidden image? what do you do?
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>>36741615
Try viewing it fullscreen and looking through it rather than at it.
It's some kind of animal swimming or leaping. But exactly what kind I'm not sure - it seems to have the body of a dog, but the neck is relatively long and the head is almost leopardish, yet it appears to have hoofs on its hind legs.
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>>36741615
Parts of the hidden image are broken up in such a way that when you unfocus/focus your eyes in the right way, you align the pieces.
this is what you should see, for example...
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>>36741879
It's a dog catching a frisbee.
Anons, I want you to know something. I have waited a long time to find a good qt gf. I wanted someone who liked the same things I like, who was kind, cute and caring. I found her. I love her, and she loves me. We talk for hours on end. She is perfect. I'm so happy. I hope all of you can find a beautiful lover. Its an amazing thing to have. Good luck anons. <3
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Same. Found her randomly on here of all places.
It's been less than a week but it's felt like time has slowed down I think of her so much.
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I think we all found her. Your girl goes around a lot
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what does it mean to be cute? what's the difference between cute and pretty?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12877970/
Question for 20 year olds of /r9k/: do you associate your childhood more closely with stuff of 2000-2006 like Yu gi oh, PS2, Avatar TLA, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Osmosis Jones, original Ben 10, and Kim Possible?
Or 2006-2009 stuff like Hannah Montana, PS3, Wii, Bakugan, The Dark knight, Justin Bieber, WallE, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, and Silly bandz?
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why do you keep making this thread? on like every board
why do you care?
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>>36741546
2000-2006, only true answer
>>36741558
interested as well
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I grew up without tv or internet. Never really talked that much with other children. I just had books and a banjoguitarte entertain myself. I traveled a lot and one time i met a girl (who i thought was a boy) who gave me a load of pokemon plastic disks, can't remember what they where for but they where pretty cool. So i guess the first.
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>I could be dead in the next 30~ minutes if I really wanted to
Does anyone else think about this sometimes? It's just sorta surreal.
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I think it's weird how literally anything could kill me. Like my heart could just stop beating or I fall and crack my head on a corner of a desk or some shit.
Shits wack, yo.
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I don't think about these things that may happen to cause my death. What I do think of is that I will die one day. Part of me looks forward to seeing what happens even if it is nothing. Of course another part of me is scared.
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>>36741540
sometimes I feel like I'm finally gonna get a heart attack
doesn't help that I like coffee with cigarettes too
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How much would it cost to fuck these instagram thots?
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An absolutely absurd amount of money. Tens of thousands, plus all expense paid trips around the world. That's what those Arab oil princes do, and the girls literally eat shit for that kinda dough.
Frankly, I find self-obsessed, whorish women to be infuriating, so the idea of fucking one fills me with disgust. They all have the same fucking eyebrows and hideous finger nails.
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How much would it cost to fuck Cameron Dallas?
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Go to the Philippines or some other asian shithole and you can do it for less than $20
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I've had sex ONCE in my life...
ONCEEEEEEEEE.
SIX YEARS AGO
IM NOT VIRGIN GODDAMIT
IM A FUCKING LOSER LIKE YOU, FUCKING ROBOTS FAGGOTS PIECES OF SHIT
YEAH, NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE, THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I LOVED WAS A TEENAGER IN THE MOMENT AND SHE ONLY LOVED ME ONE FUCKING MONTH
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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She never loved you OP
It was teenage infatuation
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>>36741428
Sorry anon, i felt much negative as i wrote this thread.
I've just smoked sum dank shit and i feel just fine.
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>>36741399
Kek I'm at year 8
You think what you feel now is bad? Oh you sweet summer child
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Robots
What the fuck happened to this board on the last 2 months. 2 months ago there was women hate threads and anti trap threads, most even though traps were gay. So tell me anons, what went wrong
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>>36741352
vlad's discord ceejay must've broken up
given the kind of person he was recruiting, I'm hardly surprised
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don't ask the robots, ask the other bunch(es) what the hell they're doing on here.
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>>36741375
Fucking hell i miss comrade vlad
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Huh, so it looks like it's in the constitution that the president can be fired if deemed unfit for the job or massively unpopular.
- http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/05/08/how-trump-could-get-fired
>inb4fakenews
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>>36741323
Tfw libtards are still this butt bothered
Top kek
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but the majority likes him. the media isnt the voice of the people anymore
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The majority like him, so this will not happen.
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>get a match on tinder
>turns out it was a misswype
Every time
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What did you expect? Tinder is for normies
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>tfw you fell for the unicorn meme
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>>36741485
The pic is from 2013 or 2014 so my boys way ahead of the trend. Also, that drink fucking sucked.