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What does r9k think of my future wife?
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looks like a dumb, boring sjw slut
i really hope her appearance doesnt telegraph her personality
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>>38985928
post more of her tbqh
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>>38985928
She's quite attractive but that just means Chad has a reason to cuck you

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Hello /r9k/ virgin Chad here. I'm

>6'1".
>7.5/10 chiseled face with cleft chin
>muscular with broad shoulders.
>nice blonde hair.
>blue eyes.
>good hygiene.
>dress Nicely and appropriately.
>smart.
>wealthy.
>rich parents.
>drive bmw convertible .
>zero debts.
>make 2k a month on stocks on my own.
>live in a nice 1 bedroom highrise apartment by myself.
>in a good state Uni for a worthwhile degree.
>have never drank used drugs, done any major crime ect.
>kind, compassionate personality. Never rude or mean.

Yet I'm still a dateless KHV that's been rejected 6 times, and I have zero friends. It makes no sense. I've talked to girls but they never like me. What the hell robots? You said Chad lives life on easy mode.
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>kind, compassionate personality. Never rude or mean.

found the problem

also you're probably not as good looking as you think
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>>38985939
Here's another picture further away. Otbfisl
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Didn't you whine earlier about this as well? You are pathetic. I can see why you get rejected.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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I feel like this is pasta, but if not, good writing OP. I almost took the bait.
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How long until XRA gets really big and 4chan starts enjoying Rick and Morty?
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You sound like the niggas that say that you need a certain levelof intelligence to listen and understand J Cole

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Why are men becoming more feminine? Are the Jews behind this?
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Its funny the "studs" from long ago would never be considered attractive today. Guys like marlon brando, clark gable,paul newman etc would get zero ass today. The "look" is pretty boys, not masculine men.
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>I ask questions I already have my own answer to in order to bait an audience into my thread so I can talk about JEWS

desu white bois are just pathetic
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>>38985544
single mother parenting created this
they raised their son to they type of boy a 46th yo woman would be attracted to

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This is why everyone hates the left: they argue from the standpoint of "ugly" propaganda.

https://medium.com/@adljksbvkj/heres-your-point-by-point-refutation-of-the-google-memo-b7201d0cca04
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The fact is, women *should* be focused on aesthetics over functionality and anything that states otherwise is leftist propaganda.
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>>38985525
im a leftist and i do belive in the western world, women and men have the same rights.
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Still, even with the pervasive leftist propaganda, there still is a need to address the gender gap. The article (rightly) argues that women are usually *better* than men at the given task and should therefore be 80% of the workforce. But this is due to academia being skewed towards the male spectrum of things, promoting abstract thinking to a fault.

Seriously, programming isn't that hard. It's literally "creating recipes", which should be women's forte.

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I'm finally gonna do it r9k, anything i should do before I an hero tonight at midnight?
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>>38985441
Don't screw it up and wind up maimed or in a mental hospital.
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>>38985441
uhm wtf are you going to do
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>>38985649
newfag detected
unsurpisingly unoriginal

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Does she deserve fifteen-months in jail?
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No, she doesn't deserve ONLY 15, she deserves more. Fucking dumbass roastie cunt.
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I want her to give me the succ after a day of not showering so my dick cheese is nice and smells fresh.
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>>38985361
What'd she do, lads?

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Anyone here regret having unsupervised access to the internet as a child?
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Yup.

>played too many Newgrounds flash videos and games as a kid
>stumble on strange hentai games and autistic animations
>spent lots of time in anime streaming chatrooms
>relied on the internet for stimulation
>would spend 6-8 hours a day on the computer when I was 12

Honestly, the internet and games are probably the reason I am so socially stunted. I remember when I was in high-school, I'd spend entire summers/breaks inside playing games and browsing imageboards. I would only come out around 8PM or so to do weights and run.
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I mean I dont think so but I mean I spend 99% of my time on my pc now days so w/e.
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>>38985139
I regret getting into porn so early. I feel like it kinda warped my view of women, as faggy as I'm sure that sounds.

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Ancient Romans used to fuck slender feminine males all the time. If boipucci is good enough for the Romans why is it not good enough for you?
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>>38985039
>Ancient Romans used to fuck slender feminine males all the time.

And their empire collapsed and was raped and pillaged by barbarian retards
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>>38985039
>foreskin

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look at that gurlwilli

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>Walk into your room
>See her at your pc
Wat do?
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>>38984919
pull the plug asap
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>>38984919
>Who the fuck are you and why are you in my room
Her response decides what I do moving forward
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>>38984919
give her a big hug from behind (naked with an erect cock)

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*Lifts his gaze*

Oh hi there wagecuck, I didn't notice you come in, shut the door please. I was just in the middle of reading the meditations of Marcus Aurelius. Why am I reading such a book wagie? Well....as an avid student of Philosophy I use it as a source of guidance and self improvement and to open my mind to greater ideas, not like you'd know any thing about that my dear worker drone.
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Work on your grammer
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>be a wagecuck
>able to spend 100s of $ on anything I want
>still dont understand neets
>mfw neets think they are better
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Schopenhauer is better.
t. a wagecuck

Anyone else here get vagina envy?

I don't I actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. l hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms. I am so jealous of females.
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Not really. Facesitting looks fun though.
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>>38984820
Why are you jealous of females?
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>>38984877
l hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms

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Hi

And try to solve another's anons problems.We're all friends in this board.

:3
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what the fuck am i supposed to eat for lunch
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How do I cure drug induced anxiety
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Can you fuck my boipucci please

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Sit down and tell us whats up, anon.
Feely feels, good feels, concerns with your lifts, etc.

I'll start, I can't seem to shake this feeling of stagnation and ultimate meaninglessness in life even though I am losing weight and getting stronger. I still can't help but feel that I won't make anything out of life.
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>>38984603
I feel the same but I'm also afraid of dying and never becoming anything.
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>>38984604
OP here

Yeah thats pretry much sums it up.
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Alot of friends feel depressed and I can't wrap my head around it. I am starting to feel bad about how stupid I must be to live in some kind of not chosen ignorance-is-blizz bubble.

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Running a janky ass DXM extraction with paint thinner and sodium carbonate made from baking powder in the oven right now. My separation funnel is just a ziploc bag

Can't wait to get fucked on it without having to deal with that syrup shit. And it's a fun chemistry learning experience.
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>>38985089

>a fun chemistry learning experience
>that can probably fuck up the lining of my stomach, esophagus, and probably your kidneys

Just grow mushrooms. It's easy and super safe. Find a spore print for B+ P. Cubensis mushrooms and you will get huge yields. Plus the trip feels better in my opinion.

Or just grow weed.
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>>38985140
whats the best place to obtain spores?


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