What does r9k think of my future wife?
Hello /r9k/ virgin Chad here. I'm
>7.5/10 chiseled face with cleft chin
>muscular with broad shoulders.
>nice blonde hair.
>dress Nicely and appropriately.
>drive bmw convertible .
>make 2k a month on stocks on my own.
>live in a nice 1 bedroom highrise apartment by myself.
>in a good state Uni for a worthwhile degree.
>have never drank used drugs, done any major crime ect.
>kind, compassionate personality. Never rude or mean.
Yet I'm still a dateless KHV that's been rejected 6 times, and I have zero friends. It makes no sense. I've talked to girls but they never like me. What the hell robots? You said Chad lives life on easy mode.
Here's another picture further away. Otbfisl
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Why are men becoming more feminine? Are the Jews behind this?
Its funny the "studs" from long ago would never be considered attractive today. Guys like marlon brando, clark gable,paul newman etc would get zero ass today. The "look" is pretty boys, not masculine men.
This is why everyone hates the left: they argue from the standpoint of "ugly" propaganda.
Still, even with the pervasive leftist propaganda, there still is a need to address the gender gap. The article (rightly) argues that women are usually *better* than men at the given task and should therefore be 80% of the workforce. But this is due to academia being skewed towards the male spectrum of things, promoting abstract thinking to a fault.
Seriously, programming isn't that hard. It's literally "creating recipes", which should be women's forte.
I'm finally gonna do it r9k, anything i should do before I an hero tonight at midnight?
Does she deserve fifteen-months in jail?
Anyone here regret having unsupervised access to the internet as a child?
>played too many Newgrounds flash videos and games as a kid
>stumble on strange hentai games and autistic animations
>spent lots of time in anime streaming chatrooms
>relied on the internet for stimulation
>would spend 6-8 hours a day on the computer when I was 12
Honestly, the internet and games are probably the reason I am so socially stunted. I remember when I was in high-school, I'd spend entire summers/breaks inside playing games and browsing imageboards. I would only come out around 8PM or so to do weights and run.
Ancient Romans used to fuck slender feminine males all the time. If boipucci is good enough for the Romans why is it not good enough for you?
>Walk into your room
>See her at your pc
*Lifts his gaze*
Oh hi there wagecuck, I didn't notice you come in, shut the door please. I was just in the middle of reading the meditations of Marcus Aurelius. Why am I reading such a book wagie? Well....as an avid student of Philosophy I use it as a source of guidance and self improvement and to open my mind to greater ideas, not like you'd know any thing about that my dear worker drone.
>be a wagecuck
>able to spend 100s of $ on anything I want
>still dont understand neets
>mfw neets think they are better
Schopenhauer is better.
t. a wagecuck
Anyone else here get vagina envy?
I don't I actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. l hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms. I am so jealous of females.
And try to solve another's anons problems.We're all friends in this board.
Sit down and tell us whats up, anon.
Feely feels, good feels, concerns with your lifts, etc.
I'll start, I can't seem to shake this feeling of stagnation and ultimate meaninglessness in life even though I am losing weight and getting stronger. I still can't help but feel that I won't make anything out of life.
Drugs thread v4.20
What drugs do you use, robots?
Running a janky ass DXM extraction with paint thinner and sodium carbonate made from baking powder in the oven right now. My separation funnel is just a ziploc bag
Can't wait to get fucked on it without having to deal with that syrup shit. And it's a fun chemistry learning experience.
>a fun chemistry learning experience
>that can probably fuck up the lining of my stomach, esophagus, and probably your kidneys
Just grow mushrooms. It's easy and super safe. Find a spore print for B+ P. Cubensis mushrooms and you will get huge yields. Plus the trip feels better in my opinion.
Or just grow weed.