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>you will go through life without experiencing a top tier gf aesthetic
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Is this Sierra Skyye?
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I guess I would be lying if I said she was ugly, but I don't feel any attraction to her. Women like that might as well be a different species. There is no way I could ever relate to the kind of life a woman like that lives, and there's no way she could relate to mine.
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>>37378619
Same here, but kind of less agressively-pathetic/edgy.
It's just that I'm judging a book by its cover and the woman in that picture seems like a shallow person.
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How do I stop being so sensitive?
I lost my best friend because of his girlfriend talking shit about me all the time and I've never felt so bad in my life. Our friendship has suddenly ended and he doesn't seem like it hurt him a lot.
I couldn't sleep for three nights straight, feel like it's all my fucking fault for being a terrible person and I can't stop crying.
How can I get over it?
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it takes time, growing up, learning from the experience(s).
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>>37378425
>"""Best friend""" leaves you because of a fucking girl
He really wasn't a friend if he put a relationship over your friendship.
I think it is actually good that you aren't friend with such a pathetic human being anymore.
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He sounds massively pussy-whipped. Good riddance for you I say.
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im a girl and i want to rp on tinder as a chad with no game/is sort of autistic? how do i find good pictures for it?
have any of you done this?
anyone pretend to be a girl?
i am a girl so i havent lol
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yes.
results of chad rps:
all girls interested
results of girls rps:
all guys interested
result of me:
none
goodbye
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>>37378300
steal pics of /soc/ rate me threads
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>>37378663
Also /fit/ "CBT" or "Current Body Threads" are good for this
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CHOOSE ONE
>Farm with a mare. You reside in a state in which zoophilia is legal. The mare is receptive. She will allows you to saddle her and use her for tending the farm. Farm provides adequate income and allows for isolated life.
>Apartment with sexbot. You share a studio apartment. Will perform any fetish but emotional AI is limited. Must be kept powered down when not used for pleasure. Apartment is affordable but cramped
>Suburban home with roastie. Share a home with average GF. She doesn't like to talk about her past. Both must work to maintain the home and develop sexual compatibility.
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I mean.... what
Pic related
>mfw when i started reading
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Roasties and horsos get old. Android is the only answer.
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Apartment with sexbot, no doubt. Roasties are disgusting and bestiality is even more so.
hey /r9k/
how has your day been so far? i plan on going out for dinner tonight! how bout u guys?
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Word? You can always come over and eat deez nuts.
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It's been okay just woke up and did my exercises and ate.
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>>37378275
I wish you were as pretty and cute s eliza. I guess you'll have to do for now until we get a better replacement.
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What's your go to food when feeling lonely? For me, it's the McRib
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>>37378090
Mine is tehhhh Szechuan sauce !!! Xdxdxd *burp*
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A gscheida Lebakas!
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>>37378090
I usually get drunk and don't eat anything
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Anon, why don't you create a shitty webcomic to start earning that sweet patreonbux?
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This comic makes me MAD
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>>37378084
And how do we find out a dog's gender again?
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>>37378084
Why is the tranny crippled tho?
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Is anyone interested in business ideas?
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What kind of business ideas?
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How legal are these ideas?
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>obtain cheap smartphone
>become member of all free to use dating or meet up sites and app
>Especially grinder and Craigslist
>Offer dick sucking service
>Full profit as you do not declare to your countries tax office
>Become rich
>Start to teach others to suck dick and become pimp
>Sit at home collecting the cash as you take a cut of every fags monies
Please do not steal lads
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Hey, /r9k/ !
Very oldfag here. I thought I'd share some of the thoughts I've been getting recently and I know you guys have been too.
Basically I've been thinking about how we don't really treat women all that well, even here on 4chan. It's like misogyny got to be a part of us all, here and on the outside world, to the point where it infected us and damaged us as people. We all have mothers, yet we talk about how women are sluts, how having multiple partners is bad etc. It needs to stop. This is not the kind of moral value and mentality we ought to be having here on 4chan.
Being here since the start of 4chan, I am very, very displeased about all the threads against race- mixing, slut shaming, homophobia and discrimination.
Fellow channers,
This needs to stop. Now. I call to all of you brothers in arms. Let us make 4chan a better place for all. Thanks for reading. :)
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Who is with me, guys??
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Please dudes this is really important for 4chan.
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kill yourself hippie boomer faggot
women are cunts and modern society rewards it
fuck off
saged
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>yfw you realise that social class is a greater determinant of individual behaviour than nationality
Proof: you never see a billionaire out committing muggings
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thats true i only see niggers committing muggings
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>>37377618
yes. that's why you shouldn't embrace multiculturalism, it's not natural
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what entitles you to another man's wealth? kill yourself
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What is 'cheating' to you in a relationship/marriage?
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Any physical contact.
So camwhoring and skype mutual masturbation is not cheating.
Kissing someone else is cheating.
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>>37377457
I think that's also cheating, if said person does not know about it and it's not agreed upon.
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>Anything romantic
>Kissing and cuddling (shoulder to cry on doesn't count)
>Actual intercourse
>Handjobs/Oral
I'm fine with my partner doing lewd ERP sessions/mutual masturbation on roleplay sites or something though.That's hot.
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>tfw seriously crushing on pic related
>(Jessie Volt, porn star)
She's my 10/10, desu.
Here's the thing, though: I wouldn't actually want her. She's way too pretty for me. It would make me insecure af.
If you ever get a gf, would you actually want her to be 9+ in terms of attractiveness?
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no, I wouldn't
women are high maintenance, and 9s and 10s are even higher
if you're ugly they'd be with you only for the money
I prefer celibacy
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Yes, of course. But what I consider a 9 might be different to others' perception. Of course, the more attractive a girl, the higher the chance is that she was spoiled as a kid and is therefore super high maintenance, so it's about finding girls that were raised right.
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>>37377297
oh look a skinny fake blonde. how special. those girls are dime a dozen dude
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Well, /r9k/, I have a story of retribution. BETAS REJOICE
>be Paramedic in NYC
>KHHV
>Great medic tho, Crew chief on the rig.
>Be trying to get wimmins
>None take interest in my spagettie
>One particular time, try my best to talk to a girl, She calls me a creep and tells me to fuck off
>Whatever, but dang bitch, do you have to be such a cunt? I offered to get you a cup of coffee
>Be three days later
>Tone drops, 1 pedestrian struck with injuries.
>Arrive on scene
>That same cunt from the coffee shop
>Bitching and yelling, clear airway, ABC's are fine
>Recognizes me
>Yelling at me for simply responding to the scene, demanding a different ambulance
>Lolbitchyoufucked
>Get her on the streatcher and in the rig
>close the doors
>Nothing wrong with her other than a sore rump
>Demands painkillers
>I feign suprise
>"We need to intabate, now."
>Break out the mag kit, have my partner setup a tube
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
>lean stretcher back, restrain patient
>Have partner press her Adams apple
>Look for vocal chords
>pop
>in the tube goes down her throat
>trying to scream
>scream all you want bitch, the tubes staying
>Leave it in untill hospitals
>nurses bitch at me for intubation
>lol, they always bitch
>forget that bit in the PCR
>haven't been contacted by a lawyer in the days since
I also was off duty and saw a Stacy get shot by her dindu BF, she plead and screamed for help and I just watched her die. I was off duty, so no legal obligation to help.
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>>37377150
>Days
lmao it can be weeks before someone gets in touch with you. Enjoy getting sued you dumb fuck.
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>>37377150
Good man.
Women and especially mudsharks must pay for their sins
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what a creep if this is true
>exchange students spending a year abroad
>backpacking through europe, staying in hostels and working part-time jobs
Does anyone else get really sad for missing out on this? I heard some first hand stories about life like that and it seems like a great part of life. I feel so worthless because I never did it. Almost like I'll never be cool enough to even warrant talking to someone who did such a thing.
I don't know, ever since I found out that's a thing I can't stop thinking about it and feeling inadequate for being lame.
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Just go do it if you want to do it Anon. It's not like it's some crazy life changing experience. It's just a thing people do for fun.
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>>37377082
European here. Spent a year abroad in Asia. It was the best time of my life.
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>>37377105
Easier said than done. I am also too old for the authentic experience (28 soon).
There is something specific about it. All the stories I've heard from one person caused such a peculiar feeling inside of me. Part of it was some pathetic form of jealousy and the other part was a feeling of worthlessness. I can't explain it.
It is special, as you can see here >>37377127. The characters, the stories I've heard all sounded so "proper". I am definitely not capable to do it, nor was I ever, really. I am just left with this weird feeling of worthlessness and lameness because I couldn't do it.
I might be actually crazy because I'm obsessing so much about this part of life.
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>be me
>be a 8/10 hottie
>no gf
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damn I actually just bust out laughing
ty
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I've never seen this Stanley before
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>>37376857
You look like a date rapist
That is why you have no gf