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>everyone knows my name
>>hey, you're anon, right? that smart guy?
>respected for my abilities in debate
>literally noone thinks they can take me on
>this is literally the only reason I'm not bullied
>I'm genuinely respected
>not popular, but voted 'most likely to succeed in life'
>everyone thinks I'm a genius because I read books and sometimes uses words with more than 3 syllables
>no real friends
>no girls that are intelligent or able to keep up a discussion
>lonely

>tfw a robot in disguise
What the fuck does one call people like me?-general.
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they call you a failure
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>>36272696
Obviously, but that's a term covering all robots.
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>>36272663
You're called a failed normie you retarded newfaggot

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>/r9k/ complains all women are whores, yet can't get laid
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Yeah it feels bad man, must be one of life's complexities.
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>>36272648
I'm sorry guys but this shit is underrated as hell.
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>>36272648
I am so desperate I would take anyone.
I need to die. I don't even want a girlfriend. I just want a girl to talk to.

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Ask a socially dangeous sociopathic Satanist and devil worshipper anything.

> NO fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed

This is the face of a tortured soul after years of christian brainwashing.

I have now awoken from the false reality instilled by the Christian bible and found the truth in Satanism
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>>36272536
Hahahahahahahaahahahhaha.

In all honesty. I feel sorry for you.
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>>36272536
face with timestamp or fuck off
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>>36272536
You Iook like you suck cock

Ever since high school, i've been living with unbearable regret. All my friends in middle school all went to a hs near our hometown, but me, being the contrarian nerdy faggot i am, i decided to go to some nigger school with a tech program on the other side of the county. somehow i thought that everything would turn out ok, and that i would make friends there and keep the ones that stayed. but i was wrong like always, and they all slowly drifted away from me and i once i noticed, i was devastated. I did really good in school, but i would give it all up to go to that fucking school near us all over again. to be with them, AT THAT FUCKING SCHOOL WHERE 50% OF THEM ARE CHADS AND STACIES AND THEY ALL SMOKE WEED. and if that wasnt bad enough, my oneitis decided to go to another school, and that devastated me even more. i made "friends" at the hs i went to, but i never felt they were human. i saw them all together, last year, in our senior year party that we had, due to my oneitis wanting "to see us all again", but i saw through that bullshit, since i knew all she wanted to do was see and talk to some faggot chad that i had as a friend back then. and while we were there, another friend said how much we all changed. then after that, she added "oh except for anon" and they all laughed. i just stood up and walked out, and drove home. i havent talked to any of them since them, but i still see their normie posts on instagram with each other. i still talked to and played games with some other people, and i considered them close friends throughout hs, but we rarely hung out irl, and since they were from the same friend group, i felt despair when they talked about hanging out with other people. my mind is in 100 different directions right now and i cant focus

i just want to take it all back
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Who cares? I don't even talk to any of the people I befriended in high school anymore either. Same thing for college, I work with one of them and talk to another online. Not really close to any of them.
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>>36272645
i just want to be felt and wanted by other people
is that too much to ask
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you are a fucking normie with friends, instagram, you did good school and you probably earn good money

you dont have any real regrets

get the fuck out you normalshit

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>tfw no depressed Qt3.14 from a shitty poor town in Virginia that is from the mid 2000s.

Why even live? Megan is so perfect in my eyes, I would love to just go on night walks with her and hold her hand. Why can't I get a gf like her? She's pretty QT now even though she's in her 30s too. I'll be posting some Qt megans.
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>>36272483
Why are you so perfect megan schroeder? I bet she smells so interesting and wonderful.
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Is Chris's mom going to be okay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4
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This is Megan from last year, I think she's 29 in this picture. She still looks like a QT. I bet she is a pure virgin.

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Is it possible to train your brain to increase IQ?
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>>36272388
Your intelligence increases the older you get, but since it's relative to age your IQ doesn't actually increase.
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all is possible with brain it can reform with new braintubes however it need
but a clever brain to begin has the head start braining
so with a brain race with the equal think plans the cleverest at begin must win
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>>36272388
Supposedly iq is largely static.
But it's also a metric originally conceived to shit on blacks so it's objective value is debatable.

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R9k's opinion on most things are clear, but we are still divided on one topic.
>weed
Half of you guys label any weed smoker a "degenerate" while the other half are weed smokers.
Soci ask you this, how can you guys embrace sitting on your ass all day doing nothing, but hate weed?
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>>36272382
R9k isn't labeling weed as degenerate, pol is.
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>>36272382
You do know that the people who call everything degenerate are just /pol/lacks who got banned, right?

You must be kind of stupid.
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>>36272413
Nah, lots of people on here at least mimick /pol/'s stance. Guess it's because it feels like a normie "accessory", so robots take pains to distance themselves (rather, the online image they create with their posts in that thread) from it.

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>the sun is setting and you will be another day older
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>>36272365
so what? you can't bring me down today!
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inb4 time is a mental concept.
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>tfw got a job offer at Amazon
Never had a job before and this is the first time I got an offer so I might take it

Even though I'm mostly bored all day as a neet suddenly I feel sad that I might not have much free time anymore.

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Anybody else here get depressed? I don't just mean sad or anything, full blown depression that comes in bouts.
I have everything I want going for me. I should be happy, but i would rather die right now. I don't even know where it comes from.
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>>36272354
I feel yeah. I just finally got officially diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder. Mine comes in heavy waves, too
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>>36272688
how did you get help? I think i might need it
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I don't get sad or anything. I just get what is like this weird cloud where it's like I'm on auto pilot.

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>There are females browsing this board right now who have smelly feet
and wont tell us
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Or wont let us sniff their dirty panties
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I'll post some pepe
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I like this one
orig

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Robots help. For the third time today I've masturbated about fugging my sister. How do I stop doing this?
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>>36272328
Easy, just neck yourself
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Fugg your sister instead
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>>36272328
you sick fuck

origagl

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do girls like tendies? i've become really good at cooking them. if i bring a girl over will she enjoy them?
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>>36272302
Girls love tendies more than guys

pretty much every girl i know loves eating tendies, mozza sticks, sushi etc
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I don't know about tendies but I offered this girl hotpockets (we were working late on a group project) and she laughed at me.

;_____;
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>>36272302
>oh, anon! You're cooking dinner for me? I can't wait!
>Anon... These are just chicken fingers you heated up in the microwave...
>are you serious? Chicken tenders? Do I look like a fucking child?
>is this your idea of impressing me? you couldn't even boil pasta?
>don't call me ever again, you fucking child

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>newfag joins my server
>ask who he is
>he beats around the bush
>ban him

God I hate having to deal with autists like this
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real nice thread my man
shame about that newfag, they're all cunts at the end of the day
keep on being you :))
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Here is the sperg's profile. Ban on site.
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>>36272298
Some people just never learn

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Would you let her suck your dick for $1000?
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>>36272234
what dick?

orignallireoa
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>>36272234
Of course I fucking would, I'm broke
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>>36272234
yes
probably wouldn't cum
or maybe I would

>Go for it anon, if you don't talk to her you will miss out.

>You should wait until she sends you signals, don't go yet, wait for her to come.


Jesus fucking christ, everybody tells me somethig different.

HELP ME
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It depends how you know her.
If she works at the same job / is in your class / you're forced to see her every day, then wait for signals.

If you aren't forced to see her, then just go for it.
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>>36272319
That sucks.
I know no signals are going to come.

Should I just forget about her?
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>>36272177
Just do what you think you should do. If you're going to fail, fail by your own merits. Stop trying to pass your burden to other people.

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