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How do I find a hooker in freedomland without getting arrested? I want to have sex before I kill myself.
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>>39431414
They're legal in some parts of Nevada. May want to look up where.
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>>39431414
ha ha i'm so used to the
>just fix ur virginity with a whore bro
meme that i forgot that it's illegal in the land of the free
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>>39431491
pretty much everything is illegal in the USA except owning any weapon
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There is no soup more delicious than Chinese 'hot and sour'.
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>>39431382
my dad makes a pretty tasty one
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hot and sour just like my shits
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>>39431396
How long does it take him to prepare it?
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I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend and I'm 22. It's kind of commical that just yesterday I was 4chans dream woman. Nerdy, a good cook, an anime fan ,not a leftist AND total virgin. Noe I'm Satan incarnate and a degenerate because I wanted a relationship and put out for one. Life is beautifully funny.
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you're fine OP. no one here actually hates you, just themselves
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>>39431375
Shut the fuck up and never post here again :)
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nice butthurt
i will tell you something, no one here cares about you or ur pussy
sage goes in all the fields
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Living in Japan is the best!!
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>>39431320
White pigg go home
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>>39431320
MICHIGAN BTFO'D
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>>39431320
damn, I wouldn't trust imbeciles to make my bottles. god knows how much bpa they poured in the mold in the process
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If you think that life is meaningles then you are just too stupid to have a meaningful life
Life isn't meaningless. It has the meaning that you give to it.
Me: 1
Edgy Nihilist faggots: 0
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Life is cool, you just gotta enjoy what you have right, at least im not a roastie.
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>>39431311
That's the whole teaching of existential nihilism, you dumb-dumb.
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what if i choose to give it no meaning?
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Does anyone here not enjoy a single thing in life? Literally all I care about is money and I can't have that.
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the outdoors (wilderness exclusively)
almost can't have that because a. not enough free time and b. is fucking everything private property or a well trodden national park
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>>39431373
Squatters rights anon. Know the law.
I sometimes chill at my neighbors if they go on business trips.
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>>39431309
just don't think about it, made everything so much easier. Live life and go with the flow, why swim against the river? It will only make you more tierd.
I've hit my breaking point.
>Only ever had sex twice
>Both times with the same girl
>We had been dating for several months now
>I begin to actually enjoy life
>Just holding her makes me so happy
>Only girl I've ever dated in my entire life
>I'm in love
>I was honestly considering marrying her
>The other night her phone was blowing up with texts
>I get curious
>When she's asleep, I check her phone
>Turns out she had been cheating on me the entire time
>I'm furious and we get into a fight
>She lied about being a virgin
>She lied about loving me
>I left that night while I was still pissed
>The next morning I realized what I'd done
>Out of desperation and 0 self-esteem, I call her begging to take me back
>I send her countless texts and voicemails
>She's ignoring me now
What do I do? I've never felt so shattered in my entire life. I don't trust myself around the gun in my apartment anymore.
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>>39431282
>call her back
you fucked up anon
a decision is made once for all.
the first pussy is always like that, sucks that you got a slut anon.
you'll soon forget her and find another gf.
keep ur head up and dont look back.
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>>39431282
You're better without that thot. Take this opportunity to find another.
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You did it once, you'll do it again. Be it you get laid, fall in love, or get dumped. History repeats itself, but you learn.
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How would you react if a girl sat next to you like this?
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>>39431228
she wouldn't, or if she did the smell of smoke would still be stronger than her feets
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I would be uncomfortable and eventually get up and walk away.
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>>39431228
is she literally wearing a short black dress and maybe a thong? that's pretty haram
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I'm finally leaving r9k forever lads, I don't care if I'm still a kissless virgin or that I am unhappy with my life.
This board is a cancer on any person, it disguises hate and pathetic thinking as "redpills" and drains you of all creativity and productiveness. We're all addicted to this shitpit and only once you step away can you start to improve again.
You don't have to have a booming social life to be happy, just taking up interests overtime and building on yourself is a good enough start.
If you really do enjoy being on this board that's fine, but I know that the real robots feel trapped here, please get out before it's too late...
and if this thread get's buried under the traps and fembot threads I just want to say, thanks for being there for me in my darkest times, friends. I will miss you all.
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>>39431145
See you tomorrow Iaddie.
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You'll be back again tomorrow.
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>>39431185
I haven't even come here for the last 2 or 3 weeks and in those weeks I feel happier my brainfog has gone away.
The first week was extremely difficult, I even auto piloted and opened up this board a few times without even thinking.
No, I'm going out for good. r9k is the worst thing to ever happen to me, it has rotted my brain and motivation more than any social situation could have.
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Another birthday doing nothing with noone. I might as well just end it.
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>>39431126
Happy birthday anon. Iktf. Dont do it.
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>>39431126
Habby Borthday! :D
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>>39431126
happy birthday anon, i love you originally
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Posting Battler crying every day until I find friendship
Day 4
I almost forgot this time
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you are a fucking nigger
origena
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You have a friend in me, OP.
Everyone who truly appreciate umineko is a friend of mine.
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>>39431069
Will you consider suicide at day 100?
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So, how long until you get kicked out?
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Well my mom needs to use the phone in about 20 mins so I need to log off Internet.
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>>39430963
It's much more likely that either one of my parents will die(both are in their 60s and lead unhealthy mostly sedentary lifestyles), or me simply killing myself before that happens.
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This is one of my greatest fears, don't make threads like this anymore
It scares me
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> people here blame other people for their misfortunes
Lucky motherfuckers. I do not have anybody to blame but myself. And I cannot do anything about my problem.
I literally can't concentrate on anything that is longer than five minutes. If there is Internet around, I just start browsing various websites. No Internet? Spinning a pen, walking around, wasting time in any other pointless way. I lost two jobs and an internship this way, and got kicked out of uni on a fucking senior year. I cannot even do something that gives me pleasure. Would it be playing vidya, reading books, watching khmerian bone sculptures or writing code I usually stop it very fast and start doing nothing.
I also tend to stop any attempts after the first one failed. For example, I was aiming for the top physics university while a was at high school. I had a real chance since kids who were lower than me in class got accepted there. But I lost several competitions and stopped caring. My scores got me into the local one's Com. Sci. course and that was enough.
Now I'm 3 months after graduating and can't find a job because noone wants a lazy asshole like me. No road in front of me. My country does not provide neetbux unless it's something like paralysis or blindness, and even in that case it's around $100-200. Can't even kms, had three fails and do not think I'm going to improve in that field.
What is the worth of this motherfucking "talent" other people claim I have if I can't use it?
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>>39430945
What if you have legit medical problems, wouldn't that not be your problem?
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>>39430990
Please, elaborate. You think that I have something with my brain that stops me from being productive? Or what?
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>>39431090
So, any elaboration?
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Why is it so easy for women to get easy mass of attention ?
And why do guys allow this ?
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>>39430915
because men think with their dicks instead of brain
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>>39430915
because men have a higher sex drive then women and this makes them thirsty as fuck.
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>>39430915
Because men have more sexual genes "testosterone" which makes them more desperate for sex.
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Who here /comfy/ living quarters?
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thats a nice studio OP. how much?
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>>39430912
how do we know how thick the walls are?
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>>39430929
105 bong per week