I want a qt Jewish GF
Nooooooowww!!
Here ya go goyim. That'll be $999.99Plus tip.Plus shipping and handling.
>>38156548
plus import fees
>>38156314
>tfw no ruthless settler gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz55dE8dZPQ
ITT: we deny the horrific realities of our lives.
I'll start:
I am NOT balding! My hairline has always been like this!
>>38156307
"Gotta distract my dad from driving me around town to look for a job again. I'll just fill out these online applications, and no one will be the wiser!"
>>38156307
I'm not bad with women. I'm just not ready to have a gf yet
I'm not losing my sight. It's always been this blurred when I tried to read from that distance
>wanting to play games with other people
For what purpose?
>>38156240
For to enjoy competition.
>>38156504
This.
And to feel a bit less alone.
>>38157036
>not wanting to be alone
For what purpose?
Is there a better feeling in the world than doing what what someone tells you to do?
Telling someone what to do and having them do it.
getting laid is a better feeling
>>38156180
haha, i guess from the other side. I could never boss someone around, I'm too polite lol
I am bunt out and have no willpower to do anything, sucks my degree is so near but I can't concentrate on getting it
How do I get it back?
Dopaminergic stimulants until you're done with degree.
Lisdexamphetamine > dexedrine > 2-FMA > adderall > Isopropylphenidate > literal dog feces > methylphenidate
>>38156143
I don't want to drug myself anon
>>38156253
Then don't make fucking ridiculous threads if you don't want the honest answer.
Your life is shit, drug yourself and get your degree then go sober. What else are you gonna do? Stay sober, try use "le power of will", drop out, then stay on this shitty imageboard for the next 10 years?
July 5 2017
>still no gf
Everyone has a gf but me :(
>less than 4 months since the Great Crypto Boom
strange feel desu
feels like /r9k/ was years ago
buy ethereum if you want to escape
>tendies was 3 years ago
>be a Chad
>you slay pussy everyday
>just got back from destroying your first virgin pussy of the day
>fast forward a couple months and you're going to the gym but you start feeling pains in your hips
>months go by and you have shit like fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and more sweating than often
>go to your virgin doctor
>he tells you you have HIV
>even a Chad like you can't stop HIV/AIDS
It isn't easy being a Chad.
Stay safe fellow NEET virgins.
how do you get AIDS from a virgin? Is she a junkie or something?
>>38156117
If your mom has aids, you can get it in the womb.
You can get it from blood donation.
Someone with it can put their blood in your food or drink.
Many ways.
>>38156117
You'll never know if it was one when you slay all different types of pussy everyday.
[barges into your sleeping quarters]
"Son, it's time you began to provide for the family hearth. I shall escort you to Wulfgar, the Blacksmith, in the hopes that he shall take you on as an apprentice. Remember to formally introduce yourself, stand up straighter than an arrow, and bow in humble gratitude."
SPALADINI! SHAKA SHAK!! AAAAAAAAAA JUJITSU RANSENGAN KYAAA!!
>>38156037
>"No, father. I am going to take up the sword and go on vailant quests and adventures, where I will earn gold and experience points for helping protect people from monsters."
>>38156037
"But I don't want any of that, I'd rather ..."
Any law students here?
Im about to finish up my undergrad in journalism and criminal science, since I wanted to be a reporter, but I am having doubt. Considering law school. Any thoughts or advice?
>>38156033
Going to law school would mean that you'd at least have a chance at a job.
>>38156079
Thats the hope, at worst it could help my journalism career as a legal analyst.
The only reason you go to law school is so you can 1up most of the human population
Ok Bots, in approx 10 hours I'll receive the results of something like a last-try exam and I'm not sure I passed, furthermore I have a reasonable doubt about having flunked. After they tell me I failed I dont know what I'll do with my life. I am scared shitless. It is 12 pm here so I should sleep but I feel like my life is literally going to end after they tell me my bad results. Any suggestions on what to do with time like this in my hand?
>>38155958
Do you want to live? Then is your life really over? Is this the only thing you wanted to do with your life? Then why did you flunk? You can't retake a class?
>>38155958
start making preparations to live in a van. extremely low expenses and very comfortable lifestyle
>>38155983
Because I am a failure like everyone else here
I don't know anything about cumming inside a girl, safe days, ovulating days, periods or anything about female anatomy.
Do you?
My friend said girls have baginas instead of benises do you guys know what he meant?
>>38155967
Did he provide proof?
He's probably lying.
>>38155967
It's true. Have you ever seen porn?
How do I get a qt nerdy gf when you don't have a good job or a car? How do I get a qt nerdy gf period? I'm starting to feel like it's utterly impossible.
>>38155934
a qt nerd has the same shallow expectations as hot girls
First. Stop using pics of this unfunny prick. Bilada is dead
I had a car and a job and it was impossible for me to get a gf
>There are 12 year old boys who are already good at getting girls and getting laid
>I'm 20 and the only girlfriend I had was a 5/10 latina
>I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19
>I'm mostly into qt white girls
Just once in my fucking life, I'd to get what I want.
>gf
>lose my virginity
yea... gtfo normie
>>38155936
Normies lose their virginity between 12-16.
>girlfriend i had
normies are encouraged to fucking get off my board.
PCfag here with freedom to torrent.
What games are considered /v/idya game culture staples?
I've already played some of them but for the sake of this thread assume I'm a non-gaymer.
Half-Life even though it aged like milk
>>38155853
Both half life 1 and 2?
No mods right? Just the story?
>>38155876
Yeah just the story. The first half-life feels empty but there's a strangely comfy atmosphere about it. The second half-life and it's episodes still hold up imo
Be honest r9k could this guy get laid?
Are you that fat "looks Mexican but isn't" guy that posts his face all the time on here
This guy?
No
>>38155751
I don't see why he couldn't. is that you?