can a girl post her hand so I can pretend im holding it? im so lonely
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>>37248332
>can a girl post her hand so I can pretend im holding it? im so lonely
girl here~
I'd love to hold your hand qt~
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>tfw no qt luka bf
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>>37248367
beat me to it, but since you've got more hand hair it's only reasonable I guess
*lands sick kick flip in front of you*
>Yeah Anon my stepdad buys me beer, I might invite you over to hang out but you're a loser who's going to die alone.
*sk8boards away*
What do?
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>stepdad
>dadlets thinking they can talk down to anybody
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Probably get upset and think "he's right" or something like that. As a kid I would have called him out on his memes and his grandiose assumption that I would even want to be around him in the first place.
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knock him over and reveal his shiny boipucci
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>find gf 3 months ago
>lose my virginity to her
>we are chilling playing world of wacraft together me as arms warrior and she as a frost mage we are playing WMD (warrior mage druid) trying to get some rating going for a title or so its going alright you know the game changed it used to be different but now blizard panders the casual normies so they get SOMEONE to play their game
>she tells me she has a penis 1 hour ago
how will i tell this to my mother?
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>>37247996
just fucking greentext the story of how you lost your virginity to her and didn't find out she had a dick you idiot
and don't copy that doujin from mesunized festival
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How the fuck didn't you notice it in the first place?
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>>37247996
You are playing modern wow, it's obvious you and your boyfriend are mentally ill.
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>You sit in your room all day long
>She sits in Chad's truck, bouncing on his schlong
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>>37247877
>You write her poems, comparing her to a flower
>She loves when Chad gives her a Golden Shower
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>You think about her every hour
>She masturbates to Chad in the shower
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>>37247877
>she's on her knees sucking Chads pee pee
>there's someone in my head but it's not me
who /hatred/ here?
I hate mankind, I hate how life evolves and I hate life itself (my life and all other life too)
we're literally planet of the apes, everyone is selfish and greedy, our feelings about what's good and bad are defined as what allowed us to thrive in our ancestral past but we're still stuck with those impressions, the rich and powerful naturally oppress the poor and weak, everything is an exhausting struggle and competition, happiness is fleeting but misery is lasting, your average toothache is more painful than some of the highest pleasures you can feel in your entire life. I want to destroy all life on this fucking faggot planet, I hate it so much, everything I do and see fills me with hatred. It's not "muh feminists" or "muh conservatives" or "muh liberals" or any bullshit like that. UTOPIA DOES NOT AND CANNOT EXIST, EVERYTHING IS CORRUPT BY DESIGN
the treachery of your own body and mind is even designed so that killing yourself is difficult (psychologically and physically) and nobody thinks glassing the planet with nuclear fire is a good idea even though it obviously is
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH I HATE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT
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>>37247572
Find God anon, he is the only one that can save you from this suffering.
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>>37247606
I like the concept of original sin, but religion is a retarded coping strategy because it prioritizes a perfect world that doesn't exist above the real world that we all have to endure
I understand why people would be religious, but I don't want to just cope, I want everything to be destroyed. I want to tear apart the fabric of reality so that everything is destroyed forever and nothing new can grow
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>>37247652
>it prioritizes a perfect world that doesn't exist
Well it does require you to believe it to exist. Trust me senpai if you spend some time around church and really get into it you'll start to believe it all really sincerely. Becoming religious saved me a hell of a lot of anxiety.
Anyway that's just my 2 cents. I hope everything works out for you anon.
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Now, now, Amata. You remember our little rule, don't you?
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I'm gunna keep talking to you the entire time you're drinking your coffee and you can't do a thing to stop me.
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*taps mug*
Um, please be respectful wagies. You know the rules. No talkie until I'm done my cup.
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What kind of coffee do you guys drink?
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God i fucking hate dogs. Anyone else?
>smell like shit
>dont give you any personal space
>chew everything
>leave their fucking shit everywhere, at least cats bury it for fucks sake)
>literally powerful enough to severely injure someone at any moment if the dog is having a bad day
>living in the same place 3 years, still every single fucking time i come home, open the door, or even open a fucking window the neighbors overgrown rat raucously barks for at least 10 minutes straight
>bark, bark
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Fuck dogs, shoot them all.
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>>37247024
I hate dogs as well
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>>37247024
and they eat their own shit and lick yer face and white people kiss them in the mouth
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>crying on the internet
NORRMIEEEE
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>all I want is to live in a big city
>median rent for all cities: 4000/mo for a 1br near downtown
>too stupid for college to transfer there
>parents are poor
Why was I born? Why was I born just to want the things I can't have?
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That's a nice Deutz
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>>37246966
u still keep trying, nigga
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Most young people get roommates. I pay $700/month for one bedroom in a nice 3br in the most expensive rental market in N America.
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>there's literally nothing wrong with black peo-
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>>37246922
Yeah and Harvard/MIT students voted Hilldawg 15x more than Drumpf. Of course ridiculous statistics like that don't count though in the average trumpsters eyes
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>>37246922
is this news to you?
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>>37246922
>boohoo crime is highest among the poorest of people
fuck off back to /pol/
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> be 30 years old
> gay
> be English major
> No jobs in my field available
> depends on boyfriend
> boyfriend can barely supports both of us
> If he ever gets sick we are on the street
"Anon you need to get a job even if it is retail. I cant keep supporting both of us."
> cant do labor because of bad back
> no sex drive because of weight
> cant do retail because of anxiety
wat do?
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Get ready to get dumped. You're just a liability.
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Life was so much simpler before fucking up my back for 8 bucks an hour.
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>>37246796
do retail, im a turbo anxiety autist, but i somehow got a job and havent been fired yet
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>2007 was 10 years ago
>Smartphones have been around for a full decade
>There are people posting here now who weren't even alive when 4chan was created
>We're further away from the release of the Playstation 2, than Playstation 2 was from the NES's release
>2017 is already nearly half over
>2020 is under 3 years away
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>>37246590
>2007 was 10 years ago
This fucks with me
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>>37246590
>4chan has more moblie posters than PC posters now.
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2020 is scaring me. i hope i already finish college when that year comes
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post best titties ITT
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>>37246487
They look so... heavy..
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>>37246487
my goodness that is some nice boobers
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>>37246487
perfect nipple
I hate when they are all big and look like an overgrown skin tag
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Any NEETS here afraid of Trumps proposed budget cuts to food stamps and welfare?
> $193 billion from SNAP
> $800 billion in cuts to Medicaid
> $21 billion from TANF
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>>37246240
It's worth it if he gets the wall built.
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>>37246341
And Mexico is totally going to pay for it, right?
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>>37246341
Hikki Wall maybe, top kek this goy still thinking mexico is paying for it
>>37246364
I know right lol
Anyone else drinking tonight? I couldn't see a frogs n feels thread or anything like that up.
>What are you drinking?
>Anything to get off your chest?
>Just want a chat
Last university exam was today. Everyone went out to a BBQ after and will be going out tonight. Feels bad missing out on it all, but at least it's over now. I hope.
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>>37246168
I'm trying not to drink cause I'm fat and it treats me like shit but my mind is screaming at me to use again
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>>37246168
>>37246225
Iktf. tfw left out and tfw drinking problem.
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I just tried rum and coke
I'm not familiar with hard liquor yet so I have no idea if it's supposed to taste like topical antiseptic
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Have you succumb to cocklust?
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Which one is best, Gujira or Nagi ichi?
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b-but wouldnt that be gay
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>>37245943
Nagi is GOAT