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>wake up
>drive for 45 minutes to work
>browse 4chan for 7 hours and work for 1 hour since I'm rarely given things to do
>drive home for 1 hour
>eat dinner
>go to sleep for 4 hours
>wake up and go to gym for 1 hour
>go home and shower
>eat a big protein filled supper
>go back to sleep
>ALSO: have no friends or gf to talk to during the day or hang out with during the weekends
I know I'm a wagecuck but I feel like a NEET...
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>wake up
>lie in bed for 2-3 hours trying to think of reasons to get out of bed
>eventually get up due to either being thirst or needing go to the bathroom
>eat something light like nuts/fruit/toast for breakfast since I can't be fucked to cook
>browse 4chan and read books for the entire day until I get tired enough to fall asleep
>repeat
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>>38776890
>wake up at 11 to 12 AM
>eat TV dinner for breakfast
>read the news
>browse /g/ and /r9k/
>browse reddit
>browse porn websites
>do this until 3 AM, while intermittently eating, shitting, pissing, showering
>go to sleep
I'm dying
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>>38776936
>11 to 12 AM
Oh fuck, that's 11 AM to 12 PM, huh. 11:00 to 12:00 in the metric system.

>tfw try to use Ameritard units on an American website
>fail

I think this no gf life is driving me insane. I cannot take this anymore.
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>>38776853
>Yui with long hair
What is this sorcery
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Someone told me recently that loneliness kills you. I really do feel like I'm dying.
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>>38776875
>Yui with long hair
you mean ui?

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>"what do you do all day anon i mean don't you want to do something, is this how you want to spend your life".
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Sometimes I think about all the time I spend on 4chan and you know what, I don't care
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>>38776792
> is this how you want to spend your life?
you bet
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No but I don't want to get out of my comfort zone either

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>tfw your sister is 27 year old KHV

She looks nice and doesn't have social problems, but she is 6'2 and really overweight
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If she wasn't overweight she more than likely wouldn't be a KHV.
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Do my siblings know I'm a virgin do you think?
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Be a responsible brother and take her virginity.

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>first day at work
>feel like quitting already bcs it fucking sucks

What do?
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>>38776653
Kinda makes you glad we have niggers doesn't it
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>>38776653
"Champ, you'll never accomplish anything if you just quit like that. Go to the managers office. I'm sure he'll be happy to meet you, Champ. Just walk in and introduce yourself, address him as 'Sir,' give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna keep working there. Can't go wrong with these simple steps, Champ."
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How bad is it? Is it just boring or are you actually being chewed out regularly by upper management / customers?

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I love you big bro, I love you big bro
And I want you to know that I'm so sorry
For things I said, sometimes I wish
That our war would end
I want you to know, they were just jokes
These times they get tough, that's just when we go
Oh why can't it be like Ohio
LA changed us, but I want you to know
That I love you bro

He's my lil' bro can't blame him
Kinda hard, but it's my job to tame him
He's a loose cannon, a live wire
But I see that he's calling for a ceasefire
We got the same last name, same blood
So much hate, but where is the love?
Animosity, negativity, what happened to all the smiles and happy energy
Came up in Ohio, wasn't much to do
Then we found this place called YouTube
We made our dreams come true
Work hard and you can too
Yeah we may have had one small brawl
But I can move on, and so should y'all
I will pick him up if he falls
After all it's the Rise of the Pauls

I love you lil' bro, I love you lil' bro
And I want you to know that I'm so sorry
For things that I said, I just want to be friends
So let's make amends and be bros til' the end

All we have is each other, from the same mother
What more can I ask in a brother?
Shouts out to all the Logang Paulers
Look up to you everyday bro
Tearing up as I switch the flow
I messed up and it's hard to let go
But You picked me up, when I was on the flo
And I want you to know that I love you bro
And Sometimes I Just wanna run out the door
But I know and I know that I don't really know
But I'm a kid in LA and I'm just trying to grow
And life moving so fast I do and I go
And I been on my own since 17 years old
And all I had with me is my brother Logan
And I want you to know
That I love you bro

I love you my bro, I love you my bro
And I want you to know that I'm so sorry
For things that I said, I just want to be friends
So let's make amends and be bros til' the end
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lik dis if u cry evertim
>why don't you have brotherly love like like these jackholes, anon?
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What is /r9k/'s least favorite member of Team 10? For me these two butt nuggets take the cake
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Nice song bro

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>tfw thinking about all the robots who never made it and are no longer with us

can we have a moment of silence for our fallen brothers?
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Damn that makes me sad brother
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this world is a tough place, and life takes a toll on us
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>>38776777
checked


>>38776608
Fuck man. There are probably robots right now who committed suicide. F

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you don't want to be successful. you don't want to have a lot of friends, you don't want a gf. you don't want to become a Chad, you don't want a 'fun' life or party all the time. you don't want to have a lot of sex.

you think you want these things because you've been told, explicitly or implicitly, that you should want them.

but you don't. that's why you're here.

you're above it all, anon.
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Pepe is so popular, he's posted everyday, will there be a time he's not posted

I'm lonely without my friends, I don't get to see any of them any more, I miss the good old days
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I remember I had an opportunity to go on a date with a qt asian girl. (and boy of boy do I have yellow fever)

Problem was that I was extremely nervous. I didn't want to fuck it up. I also knew that if I was going to be her bf, then I'd have to step up my game. I couldn't just be the same old lazy depressed anime loving shut in that I was, for her sake. I felt bad because surely she would deserve a guy better than me. And that is when it hit me. That I actually don't really want a gf. It's just my painful fucking sex drive.

In the end she never got around to messaging me when the date would happen, so it never happened. And I was relieved as fuck.

Then again this girl was as far as I knew, kind of a normie. If it was a girl who was more like me then perhaps things would have been different.
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Wanting to mate is natural, your natural instinct tells u to do it and it is natural pleasurable not wanting to do it is forced and fake

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>You're so isolated and depressed that you've lost all of your emotions
>you're now a full blown sociopath

What do you do?
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embrace my rebirth
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>>38776591
How will you toy with the roachies?

What will you make them do for you?
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>>38776624
I will sow the seeds of distrust in their hearts and pit them against each other for my own amusement.

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>Fail to acquire girlfriend in high school.
>Parents tell you not to worry because you just need to get your bachelor's degree and good women will want you.
>Go to college for Bachelor's degree in a STEM field
>Work my ass off and graduate in three years
>Spend the next 2 years paying off all the student debt
>Use free time to sculpt my body to perfection in the gym and an extremely strict diet.
>Build a house a five bedroom house 3 years after that
>Have over half the house paid off in less than a year
>Feel like I finally have my shit together. Feel extremely accomplished and just missing the final piece of my ambition. A wife.
>Spend the next year trying to find a girl to date
>The only thing left at this age are single mothers, used up whores who aged 20 years in 5, hippos, and drug addicts
>Realize I wasted all these years for the ultimate prize of a finding a woman worthy of love.
>None left
>Increasingly become suicidal as I realized I wasted all those years for nothing.
Why should I not kill myself right now?
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>>38776562
hang in there boyo. idk either. we're all loveless losers here. my date ran off with a girl today mid movie . hug?
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>>38776656
I just want to figure out why I wasted all those years for nothing. It sure as fuck wasn't worth going through all that just to get with some used up whore who partied most of twenties.
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>>38776686
um. advice? screw relationshits. use your money and bod to fuck young skinny chicks then kick them outa your house to watch cartoons on hulu. fuck the current dating meta. if you're not chad you lost at the character select screen.

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Sigh...
>"I've told you already, Anon: No. We may be friends, but I'm sorry, I just don't find you attractive. I prefer handsome alpha males, to be honest."
>"Here, you can lick my feet. I know that usually makes you feel better."
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No girl would let their orbiters lick their feet r-right?
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>>38777305
It happens all the time, Anon. Where do you live?
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>>38776526
>Shows off vagina right in front of me in position to be fucked.
>Doesn't want me to put penis inside it.
They would be getting the cock regardless of whatever else happened in that scenario. This is obviously a shit test to see if I am dominant enough to take her.

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How/where do I get an Asian bf who looks like this? Should I move to Gaystralia or Cucknada? Do they love whites?
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>>38776513
Chul Soon is south korean.
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>>38776982
Shoyld I move to South Korea?
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>>38776513
>How/where do I get an Asian bf who looks like this? Should I move to Gaystralia or Cucknada? Do they love whites?
I want one too

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Robot 9000+1,

I really hate my height. 178 (5 10). It makes me beyond self conscious and below average? do you want to know why? 40 something percent of australia is asian. Now take the largest percent of that (chinese). average height of a man in china is 165cm. now the average "australian" height is 175.6

now simple algebra tells us
-(china height x population)/(aus pop x aus average) = (non asian population x non asian height).

and what does that figure come out to? you guessed it, 182.8cm. Or over 6ft by a bit. So in reality im a short fuck, and most are you most likely.

6 FOOT IS THE ACTUAL AVERAGE
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Stop being a little bitch, i'm 5'6 have some respect
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172 cm is the true chink average

t. 172 cm chink
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>>38776491
what the fuck? Australia is not 40% chinese

Even chatswood, which is the most Asian populated area near me, isn't even at 40% Chinese (or all Asian nationalities combined)

Australia is like 5-6% chinese. The various Asians in Australia only bring the average height down about 1.5cm, the white average height would be 177cm, which you're still taller than.

>have attention spam of a bird
>get job
>get a car
>work for 1 and a half year
>it's only 10km and back to my workplace almost no trafic
>still hate it with a burning passion but get used to it on a minimal level
>pulse always up and stressed when driving
>was already stressing the fuck out when learning to drive
>quit job a year ago
>haven't touched the car since
>sitting in the driver seat makes me anxious to no end
>get ultra agressive if someone honks or acts like an asshole
>eastern european two lane roads can barely fit two cars
>a literal schizophrenic can perfectly drive a car and you can't

https://youtu.be/lHr0dUQ74zA?t=842


Anybody else know this feel? This shit holds me back on my own job projects, helping the family, going on vacation. Sub 90IQ whores and the stupidest pieces of shit can drive a car without a second tought why the fuck does it cause so much anxiety for me? I swear to god if someone would initiate agressive behavior with me while I'm driving or come up to my car I would most likely snap.
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>>38776477
Go talk to a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist about it.
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>attention spam
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>>38776552

>span

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What does her boyfriend look like? I'm generally curious... I want to know the chad behind the mask.
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>>38776446
This bitch is fucking alien looking and dumber than a bag of rocks. Just another pandering internet right-winger on Youtube.
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>>38776486
She is a honeypot.
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>>38776486
Pretty much, but she's a woman, so why would you expect anything else?

Hate her though, worthless whore.


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