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>>36001526
Bump for legal drugs

Look into valerian root for starters, available at nutrition shops. Or if you want something a bit stronger and carries with it some potential for addiction and abuse while still being legal, look into phenibut supplements AKA "nootropics".. aniracetam as well.. have heard good things about them

>>36001526
Well if prescription drugs (and therefore benzos, the one thing that works) are off the table, looks like you'll have to make do with alcohol.

and that is why I never go outside

>>36001480
Nobody would give a shit about you if you fell over or passed out. Just chill man.

>man in a car on the road starts yelling at me
>"i hope that fucking phone call was important!!
why did he have the time to yell at you?
he also did't help
instead he yelled at you
he's the retarded one - yelling at a stranger
you used your time whisely and talked to your mum - this is important since she won't be there forever

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>>36001447
its ok you can still love them

>>36001508
>tfw to smart too enjoy children's media
they're boring and the dialogue is immature.

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>>36001525
very lame my friend

Me. Some days ago in uni I was walking and I noticed I known from HS was walking behind me. I didn't turn around, I acted like I didn't see her.
She was following me to say hi after 2 years. Why would she want to greet me? I thought we were even less than knowns.
I was follow to say hi to me, that means a lot for someone like me.

P.S: She is really kind, she once gifted 3 or 4 chocolates and jelly fruit candy

>>36001613
I was being followed to say hi to me, that means a lot for someone like me.

this happened to me today
>be me
>go to chip shop for lunch
>see through the window two girls from HS
>hyperventilating
>"gotta go in or mother will not be happy i didn't get lunch"
>autistically walk in backwards and order
>girls don't notice me the entire time
>stealth god
>smugpepe.jpg

>>36001421
I knew about Jordan Peterson years before he blew up btw

does that make me a genius?

>>36001421
you say that as if he's not where my apathy towards life comes from

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>>36001438
Grow up bucko. It's easy to feel resentful and vindictive. Bear some existential burden and try sort things out with your father.

>>36001412

I wonder where her friends are hiding at? This is obviously some sort of ruse

>>36001412

>those legs

go eat a burger cunt

>>36001412
I'd assume she was a slut for talking to me like that and ignore her.

Is it cheating to use the same picture for both?

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>>36001386

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>>36001425

You can use a female(male) picture for the girl but the man has at least look biologically male

>it's impossible to want to be a woman's friend and have sex with her

I just act indifferent/borderline rude.
This has not been a successful strategy

>>36001405
why not just be her friend without the sex part?

I gave up on women and all I care about now is money, and guess what? I make minimum wage.

>>36001301
elaborate on this OP

Where did you get this crazy idea from? What sort of evidence do you have to back this up?

>>36001287
>>36001287
Inspiring words anon

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>>36001287
Sad thing is about this is that it's one of the only ways I see myself dying happily, out on the battlefield. I don't want to go out sleeping or in a fucking hospital bed. I want to die with a shout my lung and a weapon in my hand

>>36001287
What if the only true solution is to surrender?

Let the starving eat the unemployed

Online girlfriend experience people pay me to pretend to be their online girlfriend.

>>36001275
Arm everyone, make the police solely a reactive force.
It'd be a shit show at first but it'd soon settle and we'd all be a lot safer and happier.

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>people with jobs
>people with friends
>people with family
>people with gf

>>36001262
Reminder: Principal Skinner was a virgin until season 8.

>>36001792
Was that the season he fucked your mother?

>>36001183

I want to impregnate all of yours desu

>>36001183
C-cook then on your t-tits mommy!

>>36001183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I


mmmmmmm

>>36001169
I have nothing. I don't even have pets or siblings. I'm an only child raised by a single mother, still living in isolation in his mother's house. Rotting away in his room. I wish I had somebody, anything. Even a pet. I just want affection from something.

That's me haha i know i'm pathetic

>>36001224
Why not get a pet? It's good companionship and it will give you both a purpose to keep living and a drive to be more responsible.

>>36001169
i wish i felt like that gif

>>36001167
fuck this alien looking ass 12 year old who thinks he has life all figured out

has no idea what true suffering is he's probably been showered with attention and love his entire life because of the condition

>my philosophy is surround myself with winners

this would be very easy if only we culled the losers right away

He died a year after this. How sad.