>"I am a robot"
>not a drug addict that uses and drinks alone locked up in a room
>not knowing true pain and dispair
Well shit. Now what? I asked her on a date afterwards and she said yes.
>Be me 33 year old former NEET
>No gf no friends no family no hope
>Tried to clean up my life
>State bar exam in 14 days
>Haven't studied too depressed
>Will likely fail
>an hero likely
also manlet. What're my options here friends?
stop using antidepressants
Why don't you guys just settle for an average girlfriend?
crispy is truly too cute for this world.
Stop posting my wife damnit.
While in my garage I came across my old rolodex
For you youngsters, it was something people used before cellphones and its function was basically identical to the 'contacts' app that is standard.
Anyway, I found a bunch of people I knew as a teen, most I barely interacted with and very few whom I even know why I had their phone numbers. Probably for school assignments. I found a lot of them on fb and it is so weird to think we once occupied the same places. A lot of the guys seem much the same but the women are mostly fatter and with 1-4 kids. A lot of girls I crushed on are now full blown sjw feminazi types witu red flags the size of a king bedsheet and tje pole planted firmly up their ass.
Some of them even look happy. The goths aren't goths anymore (save two) and by and large no one is the way I remember them. Part of me wanted to reach out to them. But we have so little in common. They aren't the same. I'm not the same. It's so surreal finding this little device that spurred me to look into a window full of strangers wearing the faces of childhood friends.
who /chronic bags under eyes/ here
>DUDE JUST SLEEP MORE LMAO
>meet girl from here
>send pic of my face
>huge purple bags under my eyes
>"are you high?"
>says I look like wojak
>That female mod on the discord server who constantly acts like a miserable, humourless bitch and contradicts you all the time while contributing nothing to the conversation herself. Everyone worships her and sides with her on everything anyway for the sole reason that she's a girl.
>That self-obsessed guy in the discord server who diverts every conversation to be about him and posts photos of himself every few minutes while humble bragging. (For example, "Oh man guys, look how much of a state I got into while drunk last night haha" *Posts photo of him that he clearly looks good and presentable in, everyone, including him, will recognise this)
>That guy on the discord server with a meme avatar and capital letter username who types everything exclusively lower case and keeps trying to be funny all the time by making "witty" quips after everything anyone says and for some reason people actually treat him like a comedic genius.
Just a few of the reasons why I fucking hate discord and anything on the internet that involves talking to other people that aren't anonymous.
> tfw no /gfd/-gf that is into k-pop and calls me cute
gentle femdom my man
Allright bros decided to start a dating profile. What site should I use? OKC? POF? Tinder?
What's tips to succeed? Things to avoid? Do's and don'ts?
If you're handsome you'll do okay without any tips.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
>lanklet tries to lift fatty mcplanet
>brap boar gets enraged at this failure,
>has PTSD flashbacks to the time she was eRaped on farmville by a cis white male
>then she remembers her training from years of tae kwon do classes and swiftly dispatches him
Just tested postive for HIV. I'm going to kill myself soon. Talk here about why you want to kill yourself
>tfw /r/4chan gets shut down just as your post was getting popular
I opened it up and all the posts are shitty spoofs on net neutrality and everyone sucking themselves off because they are making such a big difference.
Also their top stickied post that has info to educate the uninformed people about the net neutrality is a john oliver video.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
now with an official discord: Vb7NyWP
HOLY SHIT That's a baseball!