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how can i get the hairstyle of the guy of the left

i have long hair too
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hey MAY have cut it shorter on top and sides and let it fade into longer hair at the back. I'm intrigued too, this acctually looks p cool.
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He uses product. Probably wax
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I absolutely adore this meme.

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Monthly reminder that 6 inches dicks are above average and NOT SMALL, ALSO TRAPS ARE GAY
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>>37671208
>even traps bully you
Kek i wonder how much he donated to the podcast
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>>37671208
how is it legitimate for a trap to call you gay but they're exempt
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>>37671975
No idea, Apparently looking like a girl does not make you gay but liking feminine looking humans does.

>tfw you're gay and your straight best friend does something really sweet and caring for you and your homolust for him increases

Why does it hurts lads?
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>>37671169
I think its just that when somebody seen as inaccessible does something really sweet, it has a profound effect. Probably because they seem to do it without any impure intentions.

Ive been moved through a few foster families. One, when I was 15, had a 12 year old <brother>. We were jumping on a trampoline when I landed with my foot between some of the springs and twisted it really bad.

So this scrawny little kid half-carries me up a steep hill, completely keeping my leg off the ground. He was sweating and he was sore for a few hours but he still attended to me and looked up how to take care of a fucked up ankle because our <parents> were too drunk. He even let me sleep in his room because mine was upstairs.

It was the sweetest thing anybody ever did for me to this day and in a combination of teenage hormones and newfound lust Im ashamed to admit that I masturbated to thoughts of him taking care of me in that same sweet way. While I was in his room and he was asleep in my room.

So yeah, Im pretty sure that pure intentioned sweetness illiciting inappropriate lust is a universal thing, not just a gay thing.
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>>37671169
>Tumblr
>Friends
Stop being such a faggot and do gay shit with him already the worst thing he can say is no.
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>>37671482
Did you ever confess your homolust to him?

>"We got some reports that there's virgins in the vincinity. It's a felony to be a male virgin over the age of 18"
wat do
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Allow a man to have anal sex with you.

Have you ever banged an asian roastie? Was it as good as those JAVs?
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>>37671077
i fucked a korean and she was really loud. it wasn't squealing so much as wailing. good puss tho.

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Stop using this board to talk to women you pathetic cunts.

Take that shit to fucking Tinder and stop ruining r9k by pandering to fucking roasties.
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>>37671054

I don't think robots create those threads. Those are normie tier r/askwomen threads. But this board is 50% female (female) now so it's also damn roasties starting threads and inviting more roast beef to this place.
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Excuse me, do you know hard life is for me, Tiffany Trump? I'm the fucking presidents daughter, extremely attractive, successful on my own right, and nobody knows who I am. Ivanka gets all the attention because she's an attention whore that never accomplished anything. Tell me again how women can't be robots.

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I want mommy to give me jerkies.
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>>37670975
What's wrong with you OP?
also give sauce
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>>37670975
>not a butchan pic
Shit taste op
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>>37671039
im kind of with OP on this one. My mom was very affectionate and good looking when i was a kid, If I had the mind I do now, I wouldve fucked her

Any of you guys done this?
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I had a job installing some crap at a Japanese auto manufacturers American HQ in Michigan. All the office employees were these Japanese workers from Japan, the chicks were super hot and all had on short miniskirts, high heels, etc.

I was just straight up staring straight at them like I was going to rape them on the spot. You could tell they were super uncomfortable. Felt good man.

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Any good steam wallpapers you can trade cheap?
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Hello! I'm a normie of sorts, doofing my way through life and such. I don't want to proclaim to know better than you about anything, but perhaps I have some life perspectives that some of you may find useful. So ask me stuff if you want. Or just talk about stuff. I'm somewhat knowledgeable about most normie topics.

If you're all digging for new music I might recommend the album ZABA by Glass Animals. Also, The Code of the Flowers by Ayla Nereo is really great, too.

Pic related is one of my favorite memes

Have fun, friends
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>>37670933
have you fucked 41 girls?

didn't think so.

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>mod bans you for shitposting
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i'll probably go for it.
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>>37670892
I would if i was a burgerfat, sounds a lot better than the average normie.

Just remember a lot of these are bots even if they sound realistic.
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>>37670928
yeah, this is probably a mistake but I'm just bored right now but she likely won't get back to me in time to do something today. err I dunno girls are pretty wired these days anyway.

but it's probably real, the robot would be all about sex and this one isn't at all.
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>>37670967
yeah good luck, it's better to message her and sperg out then do nothing.

>but it's probably real, the robot would be all about sex and this one isn't at all.
Probably but not always, I had one which sounded 100 percent real/didn't show up on google search. Hope it's real anywy.

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You guys sure are picky when it comes to women for a board full of KHV shut ins.
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>>37670852
just because there are some very vocal forever alones here doesn't mean you'll get me to date some girl who spends all her time looking at her phone

Can someone explain to me just why it's illegal to rape traps? They're literally only useful for their holes. Once they are used up they an hero. No harm done. It's like nazis raping Jews in camp. They're going to die anyway, might as well get dis dick wet.
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>>37670841
yo but steak has some very nice tits tho
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Who the fuck are these?
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>>37670841
>Can someone explain to me just why it's illegal to rape traps? They're literally only useful for their holes. Once they are used up they an hero. No harm done. It's like nazis raping Jews in camp. They're going to die anyway, might as well get dis dick wet.

Not illegal if you don't get caught

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is she /ourgirl/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsKdBeb5-GI
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