how can i get the hairstyle of the guy of the left
i have long hair too
Monthly reminder that 6 inches dicks are above average and NOT SMALL, ALSO TRAPS ARE GAY
>tfw you're gay and your straight best friend does something really sweet and caring for you and your homolust for him increases
Why does it hurts lads?
I think its just that when somebody seen as inaccessible does something really sweet, it has a profound effect. Probably because they seem to do it without any impure intentions.
Ive been moved through a few foster families. One, when I was 15, had a 12 year old <brother>. We were jumping on a trampoline when I landed with my foot between some of the springs and twisted it really bad.
So this scrawny little kid half-carries me up a steep hill, completely keeping my leg off the ground. He was sweating and he was sore for a few hours but he still attended to me and looked up how to take care of a fucked up ankle because our <parents> were too drunk. He even let me sleep in his room because mine was upstairs.
It was the sweetest thing anybody ever did for me to this day and in a combination of teenage hormones and newfound lust Im ashamed to admit that I masturbated to thoughts of him taking care of me in that same sweet way. While I was in his room and he was asleep in my room.
So yeah, Im pretty sure that pure intentioned sweetness illiciting inappropriate lust is a universal thing, not just a gay thing.
>"We got some reports that there's virgins in the vincinity. It's a felony to be a male virgin over the age of 18"
Have you ever banged an asian roastie? Was it as good as those JAVs?
Stop using this board to talk to women you pathetic cunts.
Take that shit to fucking Tinder and stop ruining r9k by pandering to fucking roasties.
I don't think robots create those threads. Those are normie tier r/askwomen threads. But this board is 50% female (female) now so it's also damn roasties starting threads and inviting more roast beef to this place.
Excuse me, do you know hard life is for me, Tiffany Trump? I'm the fucking presidents daughter, extremely attractive, successful on my own right, and nobody knows who I am. Ivanka gets all the attention because she's an attention whore that never accomplished anything. Tell me again how women can't be robots.
I want mommy to give me jerkies.
Any of you guys done this?
I had a job installing some crap at a Japanese auto manufacturers American HQ in Michigan. All the office employees were these Japanese workers from Japan, the chicks were super hot and all had on short miniskirts, high heels, etc.
I was just straight up staring straight at them like I was going to rape them on the spot. You could tell they were super uncomfortable. Felt good man.
Any good steam wallpapers you can trade cheap?
Hello! I'm a normie of sorts, doofing my way through life and such. I don't want to proclaim to know better than you about anything, but perhaps I have some life perspectives that some of you may find useful. So ask me stuff if you want. Or just talk about stuff. I'm somewhat knowledgeable about most normie topics.
If you're all digging for new music I might recommend the album ZABA by Glass Animals. Also, The Code of the Flowers by Ayla Nereo is really great, too.
Pic related is one of my favorite memes
Have fun, friends
>mod bans you for shitposting
i'll probably go for it.
yeah, this is probably a mistake but I'm just bored right now but she likely won't get back to me in time to do something today. err I dunno girls are pretty wired these days anyway.
but it's probably real, the robot would be all about sex and this one isn't at all.
yeah good luck, it's better to message her and sperg out then do nothing.
>but it's probably real, the robot would be all about sex and this one isn't at all.
Probably but not always, I had one which sounded 100 percent real/didn't show up on google search. Hope it's real anywy.
You guys sure are picky when it comes to women for a board full of KHV shut ins.
Can someone explain to me just why it's illegal to rape traps? They're literally only useful for their holes. Once they are used up they an hero. No harm done. It's like nazis raping Jews in camp. They're going to die anyway, might as well get dis dick wet.
>Can someone explain to me just why it's illegal to rape traps? They're literally only useful for their holes. Once they are used up they an hero. No harm done. It's like nazis raping Jews in camp. They're going to die anyway, might as well get dis dick wet.
Not illegal if you don't get caught
is she /ourgirl/?