Alright guys so I need some advice, basically I'm 24 years old and still live with my parents. Yes I know it's sad, but I can't afford to support myself. Anyway my mother is a very bitter, spiteful, miserable woman. She's always been that way, I've had more arguments with her then I care to remember. Lately it's been getting worse, she thinks I'm a failure of a son and thinks I hate her. There are times were we're arguing she cries and says she wishes she was dead, and that nobody cares about her. I can't really do anything for her, she hates that I got a college degree in a useless field and can't find a decent job that pays full-time.
Right now I'm currently working part-time at a shitty retail store making minimum wage, also she hates that I have no passion in life. Personally I'm a straight edge guy, I don't do drugs, drink, or smoke. But I also have no friends or a social circle, I mean my question is what I can do? I can't stand this much longer, everyday it's a fight/argument. If I say even ONE WORD to her she gets upset, she has an angry issue in my opinion and just blows up at anything. Moving out isn't an option, I wish it was but I can't due to financial reasons. Would it better just to not say anything to her? I feel like that might make the situation worse but I can't talk to her, it's like being stuck between a rock and a hard place. If I try to talk to her she screams, cries, and calls me every name in the book like a child. How do you deal with someone like this? Moving out would be ideal, but since that isn't an option I don't know what the next best thing to do is. My dad says it's not right to just ignore each other if we live in the same house, I feel like he's right, I mean should I just have bare minimum conversation with her? I feel like giving her the silent treatment might just make things worse. There really is something wrong with her, she sounds mentally ill to me but won't listen to anyone and she's driving me crazy.
>>35345675
Join the army. With a 4 year degree you can get a commission. It's not easy and you sound like a loser but it's doable.
>>35345713
I have no interest in going into the military, also I'm not even in the physical condition to apply for the military even if I wanted to. Also I don't consider myself a "loser" per say, but I will admit that I don't really have anything going for me in terms of a girlfriend, high powered job, friends, social life, etc. I like to be a bit more optimistic, instead of just saying "Oh I'm a loser and that's all I'll be in life"
My mother certainly isn't helping, it's like a walking storm cloud of negativity and pessimism with her.
>>35345769
Unless you can get a masters and become a CC professor or something, I agree with the first anon, military is your only other choice.
>Finally managed to get a job
>Policy at work states you can only miss three days in a year
>Already missed two
>tfw I have chicken pox right now
>tfw I had it as a kid, and some how have it again at age 23
>tfw I have to go to work with chicken pox
JUST
>>35345644
make sure to share it with your manager
>>35345644
>YOU CAN ONLY HAVE A SICKNESS THREE DAYS A YEAR, NO MORE!
Sounds like a pretty shitty company, in all honest. You shouldn't want to work there, anyway.
>>35345708
well, it's said that shitness are attracted to each other
>that first post after being banned for a long time
nothing like it lads
>>35345634
welcome back obie
Matress
That reminds me, I need to get banned from /v/ again
how do you manage that? are you a cuckposter? please let us understand why you became as you are
>finally get a gf after a year of no sex
>just recently started antidepressants, so it takes me a while to cum
>she cums in like 5 minutes and afterward is too sensitive to continue
>I've never enjoyed blowjobs and she's terrible at handjobs
I just want to cum inside her and I can't do it. This is hell.
>too sensitive
That's why you keep going, OP
This is the life that you earned by your choices
>>35345609
>gf after a year of no sex
Eat shit fucking norman
>"th-there's a spider in my room, anon! come over and kill it for me!"
>>35345581
"no way, spiders are bros, I don't kill a bro"
>>35345597
damn right anon
oregano
>Can see it's her posting in the thread
>100% certain it's her
>Still hasn't responded to my messages outside of the thread even though I keep waiting and I know she's not away because she's on the computer posting
>Can't talk to her in the thread because that would be weird and creepy
A-Am I obsessed?
No it is perfectly normal.
>>35345546
Every time you want to talk to her, just do 25 push ups instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpTkKMqMNk#t=2m30s
>>35345458
forwhatpurpose.jpeg
but i dont want a gf
oroginal
Why aren't you learning how to breed leeches?
How does /r9k/ feel about this guy?
>>35345457
Very comfortable. There wasn't really much of an option.
Respectable businessman who is now managing the United States
>>35345457
Itt: Donald Trump needing a confidence boost after being attacked by the media for months
Can someone tell me what (gay male) sex feels like? I'd like to hear any descriptions in general, but I also have some specific questions.
1. Can you feel his dick throb inside your ass? How much detail can you feel?
2. What does having a dick hit your prostate feel like? What does a prostate orgasm feel like? Do you feel it in your dick at all?
3. Intercrural sex seems very sexy to me, but in real life is it just awkward? Please tell me everything you can about this.
4. Same thing with frotting- seems sexy, but probably not enough friction? Please tell me what that's like.
It feels like a giant, throbbing veiny dick in your ass as you're having another guy moan into your ear and dehumanizing you to a cocksleeve. Also it smells like shit
How does intercrural sex even work? Is it just impossible if the person you're fugging is too skinny?
>>35345615
I can't even imagine in my head the position you would need to be in for intercrural sex. Pls halp
>6'1"
>350 lbs
>Not very chubby
>Shoulder length curly blonde hair
>Semi-chad
>Starting position on Football team
>Popular among most people
>All-around nice guy
>Average Cock
>Still no gf
What am I doing wrong?
don't expect for girls to come to you. take the initiative, and ask a girl out on a date.
>>35345443
>350lbs
>What am I doing wrong?
The unreal amounts of mental gymnastics people will do baffles me. The fact that you have to ask proves you've deluded yourself into thinking you're not a lardmonster
>>35345443
>6'1"
>350 lbs
you're not very chubby? are you retarded? nigga you fat. now i'm not saying you're any less of a person for being fat but don't lie to yourself about it.
Wtf is wrong with me? I actually have legitimately attractive girls flirting, rubbing up on me etc and I somehow always manage to sperge out.
Super autistic weeb
>>35345488
I hate most animes
>>35345442
how old are you. you sound like an 18 year old senior
Things aren't as bad as they may seem. There's always something to keep going for. What's yours, Robots?
>>35345435
big tiddy anime grills
Lewd animays of course.
>>35345435
Nothing and you're a fucking liar. Everything is death and there is no hope that isn't given in order to crush.
>Ask a colleague who is a female for a drink
>get that lemon lime and bitter
>she brings me the drink but with about 10 straws in it
>starts giggling
What the fuck does it mean?
She's basically saying that if you can suck the whole lemenade with 10 straws, in less than 30 sec. Then you can suck on her pussyjuice.
>>35345380
It means she wants to suck your cock!
>>35345482
i dont think this is true
is it some sort of normie joke?
1. add her on facebook and casually bring up why its best for her to have her GPS enabled on her phone at all times along with the friends nearby feature on facebook.
2. wait until she is on a walk near a body of water like a boardwalk along the lake and then happen to be there at the same time. (you can also try asking her on a date)
3. have friend the girl doesnt know walk a baby in a stroller
5. have him let go of stroller to check his phone and let it roll into the water.
6. start yelling "NO INNOCENT CHILD" and then jump into water. do not take your phone out of your pants before you do this
7. retrieve the fake baby from the water and lift it up with one arm to show your strength and frustration. do a manly scream.
8. chase your friend away from the situation. make sure to say "and dont you dare come near *girls name*"
9. look sad and say to her "i just cant help but want to save people...why do people have to take advantage of me for immature desires... dont they understand...if i cant fix myself, i must save the ones I love." dont make direct eye contact when you do this and be angled slightly away from her.
10. she will ask if your phone is alright so this is when you say "no, my phone is dead but there is no need to worry. the one i want talk to is already here."
didn't read it but I'm pretty sure OP is legitimately on the autism spectrum
>>35345407
Did read and can confirm this is the case
>>35345436
thank
compent orangile
>My, My...spent all day on the computer again, little Anon?
>Well, that's all well and good, but surely you've gotten at least a little stir crazy, sitting here alone without anyone to talk to you, haven't you?
>Come now Anon, We've talked about this. You know talking to people on the computer isn't the same, no matter how nice they are. A sweet boy like you needs social interaction every now and again, even if it's just with Mama.
>Come! Let's sit on the couch together, we'll talk about whatever you would like! These computer games of yours are a little hard for me to understand, but if that's what you wish to talk about, I will try my best!
>>35345343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFVXs3T-cfw
please send help
>>35345343
Stop it, OP. I don't want this.
>>35345343
>"but if that's what you wish to talk about"
>all I want to talk about is my feelings but I know she wont care
>try to word my way out of it
I would love to talk but im busy :^)