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Do you robots regret not hanging out with the pretty /a/, /x/ and /c/ girl in your high school?
You could have gone on so many adventures, meeting aliens, time travelers, espers, and maybe even sliders! Sure she's a total tsundere, but she does like you deep down and aren't a lot of you guys into girls beating you up?
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I hung out with her but she was in a relationship.
Also I asked out her friend who was also into anime but she rejected me. Yes I did fantasize about her dominating me a lot, she was VERY bossy.
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I had no friends
Not even male friends
and I don't remember any girl like that in my school in the first place
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>>37791416
Fuck, Haruhi-ism was 10 years ago. FUCK, WHERE HAS THE FUCKING TIME GONE
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what the fuck is this meme of "reddit spacing"?
apparently spacing your posts like this is considered reddit now? that is retarded because i've been using this website for over 10 years and this was literally never an issue. in fact if you DIDN'T space your posts, people would complain that you typed a wall of text
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>>37791402
The site has almost no oldfags now. It is literally a bunch of angsty teens who think they found a home
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You
Cant
Do
This
But
You
Can
Do
This
Really makes you think
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Yeah, but that's retarded, and here's why.
It's to do with literacy in general. Remember books? You wouldn't need to indent twice if your clauses only need communicate one overarching idea.
Now would be an acceptable time to indent twice, because my previous set of clauses had nothing to do with calling OP a fag.
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>when your female superiors at work boss you around
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arle is cute!!!!! and her games are great!!
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>>37791395
People doing their job, the horror.
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>>37791956
I think me means that hes into it
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What's wrong with you, robots? Why do you hate yourself?
>Fat
>Asperger's
>High functioning depression
>Imposter syndrome
It's not a competition
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>slave mentality
It all stems from that.
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>Asperger's
>only speak when spoken to unless I need something (which leads people to believe that I either hate them, I'm a jerk, or just dumb/slow)
>absolutely terrified of the prospect of interacting with females but also desire a gf so I think about it constantly and never act on opportunities then literally beat myself up afterwards and feel regret
>generally feel like a terrible person who is a burden on others
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>>37791320
I'm painfully average and boring to other people. I keep getting reminded that I can't interact on the same level as other people because whenever I thoughtlessly say something I get the cold shoulder and when I keep silent until I have something to say I'm told I'm too quiet and intimidating.
I don't have any friends.
I just binge-read Emergence/Metamorphosis.
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what do you do while you're awake?
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Play madden and watch anime. That's it.
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Watch Seinfeld reruns and browse here.
Think about her. Sometimes I ride the bus over to hang out and smoke weed with my dad. There's not much else to do, my Xbox 360 is broken and I sold my One.
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I hang out downtown
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Hi /r9k/,
I haven't posted here before, but i've lurked for a fair few years. Over the last 6 months i've gone from a wannabe chad fuckboy to being in a happy physichal and emotional relationship. I'm not good locking and i'm a sperglord but i still found love, in a girl who is so amazingly beautiful and supportive. She desires me as much as i desire her and we're both happy.
It gets better /r9k/ you'll find someone, but before you can love someone else, you need to love yourself.
I guess i've ascended to normiedom since i'm no longer on the path to wizardry.
Peace out /r9k/, hopefully you guys'll join me on the good side of life soon.
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the dark side of the moon moons u
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Facts anon, i just had a date yesterday with a qt blonde and i think it went ok, trying to go see a movie with her in a couple weeks.
Things do get better my fellow robots, just gotta shove yourself down the stairs known as life
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>>37791919
this guy knows <3
hope it all works out for you man.
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WHY IS ALL THE MUSIC TRENDING ON YOUTUBE MADE BY NIGGER DEGENERATES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hood rats and their degenerate, annoying culture
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>>37791307
Because that crap makes money to ((them))
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>>37791307
>youtube
>trending
>literally everything in trending is there because the person making it paid for it to be there
the fuck do you expect
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>5.9 dicklet (6.7 if I press it to the bone)
>5.1 girth so it's not only short, it's thin like a pencil
I was thinkeng a lot about suicide but over the time my sexdrive died, so I'll just enjoy the wizardhood, I spend all my income on myself and not on worthless roasties
>inb4 you are actually above average
nah
Why don't you fellow dicklets take the redpill alredy (anything under 7x5.5 is small and unsatisfying for females) and enjoy your life without roasties?
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Nigga nobody cares about your dick or its size
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>>37791301
>Thinking 7 inches can please a woman
Anything below 10 inches is baby dick territory and will be laughed out of the bedroom.
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>>37791338
10 inch? That isn't even trying man. Make it 15. Anyone below that should never try to have sex.
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Exam in a few hours, what do?
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revise you dumbass
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>>37791357
Seems legit, brb
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1 write good words
2 be calm and concentrated
3 bring something to chew on that's healthy
4 get sleep if it's not too late
I present to you the year everything changed
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>>37791277
2007 was probably one of the best years of the internet. normies still didn't know about obscure websites since smart phones weren't really too popular yet, yet memes were in full throttle.
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what changed in the year 2007 anon?
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>Seung-Hui goes haywire
>Matthew Murray gets ignored
>Robert Hawkins shoots a teddy bear
Truly the end of times.
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ITT: Autistic shit you do
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Autistic shit you do:
>Systematically brush my teeth by dedicating exactly two seconds of brushing to each tooth individually.
>Use a ruler as a fidget spinner by twirling it side to side.
>Hold down right click while on desktop and spin it around to highlight shortcuts when I'm bored.
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>Whenever I look into a mirror I think of something stupid I did. If I don't say ''adolf'' I'll do a jump cringe while squealing.
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>>37791327
Same. My brain is bombarded with embarassing memories and intrusive thoughts. I have hundreds of these "tics" every single day. It has gotten to the point where I cant control it even if theres people around me. I dont think this is normal anymore.
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>>37791265
>mutter to myself
>constantly mix up languages when muttering to myself, other day dad said i went from italian to russian to english
>unironically look at and want to collect WW2 uniforms from different countries
>nerdgasm over tanks. not tank tops, the big metal beasts
>peel grapes with my teeth before eating the juicy skinned lump and pretending it's an eyeball
>collect my cat's whiskers when they drop off and dispose of them in a bag and then in the garbage. i dont know why the bag step came in, its just been there
>never look behind me, just to the side so my peripheral covers in front and back. this one's because i got jumpscared from the front by my bro when i turned behind me once
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lonely femanon here. will someone please be my friend on discord? Kara Rose#2154
ps. i am looking for a boyfriend, but not one from here. no offense, but you guys are the furthest thing from 'boyfriend material' i can imagine.
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Obvous bait is obvs.
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>come be my emotional tampon tee-hee
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>>37791215
No one should be looking for a partner from here. It's a toxic echo chamber and most people who do hook up typically tell people how bad it is.
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How is r9k tonight everyone? Are we all comfy?
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I'm at work, so not really
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>>37791201
I have an economics exam tomorrow so I can't get comfy
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>>37791201
COMFY ROCKER'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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ITT: You post a picture of yourself as a child, and if you can follow up with a picture of you as a teen.
The gist of this thread is too see if you got better looking or worse as time wore on.
Pic related
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>>37791039
And years later....
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>>37791039
you look good bro
commento originalo
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like this?
origignel
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>tfw to intellectual to care about foolish delusions such as love
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>>37790985
*too care you moron
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>>37792353
originioli commentio
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What does love feel like?
Asking for a friend.