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*blocks your path*
>I beg your pardon, my good melanin-deficient sir, but might I inquire where you're headed to on this fine evening?
What do you do?
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>>37973429
360 walk away
originally though
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I will say I'm going home.
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>>37973429
>I'm going to grab fast food, if you must know.

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Does coffee make anyone else sweat? I'm skinny but in the summer coffee make me sweat.
Caffeine activate parasympathetic systems or whatever?
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What game is this jack
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>>37973407
when it's summer and I drink coffee or tea it makes me sweat, btw I'm also skinny
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Fatty here, it just makes me shit a lot. Apparently thats normal when you drink 2-3 pots a day though.

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Femanons, how would you react if a male friend of yours told you he loved you? What if he told you he loved you as a friend? What if he told you he thinks you're the most beautiful girl ever and holds his pillow every night imagining it was you?
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>>37973400
Please respond to my thread. I must know.
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We wouldn't hang out anymore and I'd tell all my real friends how weird you are and how you are obsessed with me and how I think you might be stalking me.
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Thats an instantaneous ghosting and maybe a spotcheck for nearby witnesses within earshot for safety.

I don't know what I should study, only 5 days left to pick. To late to go into medicine.

Do I have to study engineering if I want to make good money without being a charming normie with good social skills?

also if I'm going the engi route which specialist field would I go into?

Biomedical engineering
Civil, structural and environmental engineering
Computer engineering
Electronic engineering
Electronic and computer engineering (joint programme)
Mechanical and manufacturing engineering

To be honest I have 0 interest in engineering. It looks like it's impossible to make this kinda money in a field I'd be interested in like medicinal chemistry. I'm not going to have a girlfriend or a social life I'm happy with in my thirties, I'd at least like to one-up them in not being poorfag. Law might be an option but only like 10% of barristers are employed in my country so I'd need to be top 10% networking to make that work.
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>>37973393
You're gonna give up if you don't have any interest. Find something you enjoy
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>>37973419
the only things I enjoy are history, literature, languages and chemistry. I'll never get rich on any of those and I'm too old to study something at university because I think it's fun, there needs to be good entry routeto getting rich at the end.
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>>37973445
why not do chemical engineering then

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>havent played vidya in a week
>every time I turn my console on I think "eh cant be bothered" and turn it back off

Whats happening to me...
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You must be getting old.
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>>37973392
I had/have the same problem, I thought it would go away with time but here I am 2 years later
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>can't be bothered to play vidya
>can be bothered to post on /r9k/

i have bad news anon...

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>spiders and bugs in my room
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I wish I had more spiders in my apartment, to kill the cockroaches. Large spiders too as the roachies can get pretty big (I call the adult ones Erdogans).

Anyone know of a website where I can order spider eggs in bulk or something?
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>>37973436
ohow do i get rid of spiderbros without killing them?

i doubt you need to buy eggs they lay them pretty quickly i think
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>see spider
>go to get paper towel to kill it
>come back
>gone
>no window or door open

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what does a girIs period smell/taste like?
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Smells like blood with a mix of piss.
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About the same as your bloody piss bottles after a night of violent masturbation you degenerate
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>>37973378
Probably blood M8. . . That's what it is.

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Aynone else who /likestodishlike/ ?

People around me try to find possible solutions or tell me that
there isn't one when im complaining about stuff but
thats not what i want, i dont want an answer i just
want to complain about shit. Its fun.
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>>37973259
i am truly the only one who does this then ,huh.
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>>37973259
>>37973507
Plenty of people do this, myself included but it does not make you a very likeable person, especially amongst normies.
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>>37973259
It's actually one of the few ways I can keep a conversation going

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If I'm a boy and I want to be cute and smooth and hairless like a girl, should I get the Nair for men or the Nair sensitive hair removal cream?

Also is it safe to use on your face and in between your buttcheeks?
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Will you be my boyfriend and become cute with me by your side
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>>37973566
Why would you want that? I'm too fat.
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>>37973609
If you become a fat femboy that'd be nice

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>have tinder for 2 and a half months
>over 400 matches
>40 something phone numbers gained
>met one girl, wasn't good enough for her
>every other girl ghosts me, no matter how promising it looks

How do i stop hating women?
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>>37973255
Things like Tinder bring out the worst in people. Go try a different venue for meeting women.
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>>37973266

Like WHAT, those lame singles events? You know the women there will just be there 'for the drinks! Lel'

And Chad's cock if available
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>>37973255
KiII self normalfag

>"Ewww look girls its that new private...pvt Anon!! hahaha whats the matter anon? never played strip magic the gathering..such a boot!!"
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>such a boot
POGs, not even once
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>>37973202
time is die capitalist scum
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>>37973202
>male in girl barracks
I find that very hard to believe. Granted, I didn't even make it pas A-school in the. Navy

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Remember to never respond to tripfags and avatarfags edition
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>he still pays a tv licence
>he still watches bbc

Cucks
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second pls be orgainaneea
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Someone update me on when the waifu/husbando fags saku and len have broken up so I can swoop in and be saku's rebound

You lot can fight over len, but saku is MINE

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>haven't brushed my teeth in a year
>teeth are turning black
>dentist appointment in 3 hours
Shit what do
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You're going to go to the dentist and he's going to fix your fucked up mouth.
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>>37973180
He's going to get mad at me though, I'm actually shaking right now
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Stupid nigger should have brushed your teeth. I takes maybe 5 minutes out of your day but your lazy NEET backside couldn't be bothered

Now you're going to end up a gummy hobo man with bad breath unless you have shit loads of money to buy a new mouth

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>tfw you live in the most prosperous country yet depressed because muh virginity

I swear to god you robots are the most superficial people ever, there's more to life than a fucking vagina
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>>37973108
The country is not a individual.
I am, and therefore, the only honorable thing i can do is take responsability of my failures, which goes far than (but not excluding) beepis in vagina :Ddd
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>>37973108

Go be a nigger someplace else m8.
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It's almost as if emotional and physical intimacy with other members of a species is important to humans and other social animals wow

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She has a point. Why do you blame the victim?
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>>37973088

did anyone actualy tell peach that?
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>>37973088
Good point. Next time I get raped, I'm going to just yell at him to not rape. That'll learn him!
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>>37973088
why do roasties think men aren't told not to rape?

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