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So what is right and what is wrong? Give me a sign.
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>>35385125
Might is right
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>>35385125
HIT ME BABY 1 MORE TIME
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>>35385177
psh... nothin personnell... britney...
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the board is ded
it's time to go
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''fembots'' and traps ruined this board. Bye /r9k/
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see you again tomorrow friendo :^)
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>>35385248
no u fucking faggot I'll see YOU tomorrow
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So I've been depressed for a long time and I finally feel like just ending it. I've had suicidal thoughts for a long time but I just couldn't see myself doing it until recently. I've been having dreams where I kill myself with various methods.
I've talked to people about it, live chats with people who will "support" me and I've called and met people. Those who I've spoken to over the phone don't even know what to say usually. They just say something like "Well, it's obvious you are very worried about all of this. blbalbalbla don't do it life has so much to give"
The people I met in real life at some stupid clinic basically said "OK, take these pills" and I'm against pills because I don't want to have to be dependent on some fucking pills to make me happy. I don't want to have to wake up and take 1 pill to even be able to go to work, but this isn't working anymore.
So anyways, what is the "best" way? I have a car, I can get a rope, I can jump off a building and basically everything. Got guns aswell.
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w-wwhat that's not a bowl that's a shoe lol so wacky lmao XD
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>>35385144
Your observant skills are amazing.
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>>35385099
The easiest way to do it is to wait 50 years and die naturally.
A suicide which leaves everyone as unsad as can be.
But really, take the pills. They're there to act as a support to help you overcome your disease. And make no mistake, depression is a disease, an insidious and ruthless one.
So take the pills, they're not there to make you happy. But to make you yourself again long enough to fix yourself.
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>female friend asks you how her ass looks in those pants
REEEEE
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>>35385079
that's not pants, that's a dress. Settle down faggot
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>female
>friend
origano
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That's a 100% sure clear sign of friendzone
Sorry op
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anybody had an experience with wellbutrin? how was it?
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Didn't do much. Made be a bit more tired than usual.
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SSRIs are trash and will turn you into a zombie long term.
t. guy who was on em
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>>35385172
wellbutrin is not an SSRI, but i too had a poor experience with them, anon.
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I wish I were a pretty housewife
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What's stopping you then? Just get married and look pretty. Then possibly birth a baby.
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>>35385249
Because I'm a gay man
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>>35384975
Be a good little Maxwell House wife, and stop experimenting with our son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bquoRJeHtkM
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> go to /soc/
> post on a rate thread
> get redpilled on my looks
I mean.. i knew i was ugly, but not THAT ugly...
Why cant i just live an easy life like women.
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> go to /soc/
> post on a rate thread
> get redpilled on my looks
>get depressed
>go r9k make a thread to receive some consolation
>no (you)s
>finally someone replies
>he saged
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>>35384972
post pics
oregg
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>>35384972
>go on /soc/
>it's mostly dick rate threads
>start to consider posting mine for attention
>realize I'll just get laughed at for being a dicklet
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>Do these jeans make my ass look fat, Anon?
Wat doo?
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>say goodbye
>walk home
>lock into room with food and water
>watch anime
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>>35384954
"Not fat enough, go change"
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>>35384954
>sure why not
>why do you think I would know.
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>tfw anime literally is the only thing filling the emptiness
As soon as I'm not watching anime while I have nothing in my mind all the depression is coming back and I want to just fall asleep and never wake up again.
As soon as I get into an anime again, it's gone. Try it too, it works wonders anons
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>>35384930
even if it work, u should pass trough your depression, re-learn to enjoy life and enjoy ur image, anime binge watching hide ur problem but when the episode is over you are into this again. luv
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>>35384930
What above said.
Get some help, and work your way through it again.
Shortsighted solutions don't last. Even though they're naturally extremely appealing.
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>>35385063
s4s pls go.
>>35384930
You must have a lot of anime under your belt by now son. Care to name the absolute favorites?
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Who /hypochondriac/ here?
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What disease do you think you have right now? How do you cope?
>tfw have spent $200 on doctors copays in a few weeks
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>>35384907
How can you acknowledge that you're a hypochondriac, but still not stop yourself from following thought with a doctors appointment?
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>>35384941
>how can you acknowledge you are an alcoholic, but still drink alcohol
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I know how you feel man
All I do is worry about my health
Last year I visited the doctor 140 times. Luckily we have free healthcare in my country.
Whenever i READ about a disease I become convinced I suffer it. For example last year, I read about a potential new strain of bird flu in some other country. I spent the next day at the park chasing birds, and wiping my nose on them so I could tell the doctor I had contact with wild birds and might have bird flu.
My doctor hates me so much. He once told me he wishes he could prescripe cyanide for me.
I don't care though. I always feel sick, I am sure I am getting sick. Right now your picture makes me back hurt I worry I may have some kind of acne.
Dies Irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla:
teste David cum Sybilla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
Quando judex est venturus,
Cuncta stricte discussurus.
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BAILAMOOOOOS LET THE RHYTHM TAKE YOU OVER BAILAMOOOOOOSSSSSS !!
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>>35385074
redeem yourself, filthy sinner.
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>>35385124
redeem myself? okay can i cum over?
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What's a painless way to kill yourself?
I live in no gun land, so i can't get one. Exit bags don't seem viable anymore as they apparently aren't just pure helium.
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I'd say a full bottle of sleeping pills.
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Fire lighters and sleeping pills in an enclosed space
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>>35384841
Is non-prescription stuff strong enough? I don't want to do it but i just fuck myself up without actually killing myself.
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is this you?
>that feel
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>>35384805
It ain't to bad bud. At least we get to prance around like pseudo-intellectuals. Autisma and all.
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>>35384805
if you describe yourself as a "nerd of everything", you should go back to tumblr and kill yourself
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MY COUSINS ARE ALL LITERAL CHADS OR STACIES WHO STUDIED ON UNIVERSITIES AND HAVE GREAT CAREERS IN PROGRESS AND I AM NOT CHAD AND I AM NEET GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T END IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>35384803
lol I knew one guy called Chad in school and he was an utter retard, why are you jealous of him
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>>35384837
THEY ARE WORKING ABROAD AS LAWYERS AND SHIT AND I'M SITTING HERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES 15 HOURS A DAY AND JACKING OFF TO HENTAI
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>>35384898
Are you a dumbarse or just unmotivated?
>went to go see prostitute off craigslist
>after hard negotiating for 30 minutes, agree to a price I'm comfortable with
>she is a college student
>have to go to her dorm
>get there
>have no idea where to park, ride around 15 mins trying to park
>finally park in a parking lot across the street
>now walk to the door I have to do
>ring up her room #
>had to walk pass a group of young college students to get to this door
>standing at the door just waiting for it to be unlocked for 5-10 minutes
>soul crushing cringe and panic
>finally, somebody I don't know of comes through the door to go out and I go in
>security cameras everywhere
>text her say I got in
>after wandering the halls looking like a retard in front of 9,001 cameras, she texts me room number and level
>get there
>an obvious trap answers the door
>don't realize it until I'm already in and she's walking me to the bedroom
>do a complete 360 and unlock the door and leave after saying a few words
>spend a good 2-3 minutes finding my way back out
holy shit. probably one of the worst moments I've had. I will remember this for a long time
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>a man pretending to be a woman is literally prostituting himself out of his dorm on Craigslist
what the fuck man, how does he even get to this point in his live
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>>35384773
snitch on him
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>>35384808
I don't even know what the fuck to think. I'm more scared about the cameras if anything. A fucking retarded looking autist like me wandering dorm hallways in front of cameras. I hope I don't get arrested. I never exchanged money or done anything exactly illegal though, but fuck. One of the worst experiences in this hobby.
>>35384836
I could, but then again I am on camera. I still don't know how to feel about that. I assume the other dudes who got snafu'd were on camera too, but fuck fuck fuck. I'm back to my regulars now.