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Femanon here, I am going to reply to anyone who posts in this thread, giving advice.
Today's the day that you stop being a virgin NEET and get a girlfriend, just post what you would say to a girl you just met and we can go through what you did right/wrong.
pic related, a cute girl YOU could be talking to if you just put in the effort.
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should i have some more crackers or actually make dinner
thx
ps theyre really good crackers dont forget to factor this in
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yeah yeah, how big is the girl in the pic's dick, roastie?
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reported whether you really are fembot or not. I will not tolerate these attention whoring threads anymore
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This guy slaps your girls ass and says white power. What do you do?
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Wake up from the nightmare, because why would I have a gf
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>>38566533
Turn 360 degrees and duck walk away.
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*deep breath*
*WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
my girlfriend is a bitch haha
comedy hour with doggo back at 7 tomorrow night
arf arf
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agagaga very funny doggo see u tomorrow night
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>>38566520
Femanon here, who's a good boy
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>>38566536
UwU
*lick lick*
*snuggle*
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/dht/ dog hate thread 2017-07-23 12:39:19 Post No.38566502
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Reminder that dogs are degenerate normie animals and are not /r9k/ friendly.
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I'm not the biggest fan of dogs, but I really don't like people who hate dogs.
If you hate dogs you're basically like an enemy to me, like I see you as bad as a extremist muslim terrorist or something like that.
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>>38566526
That's because you like to rebel. Chances are your mom or dad are haters or bad vibers and you despise that and therefore are projecting on harmless dog haters.
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im am POWERING UP
BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRK
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>ask "gamer" normie what his favorite game is
>it's call of duty, be hasn't played anything else
>ask "book nerd" normie whore what her favorite book is
>it's twilight, she hasn't read anything else either
>ask "otaku" normie what his favorite anime is
>it's Naruto, he hasn't actually even seen it but heard about it, hasn't watched a single anime
Why do normies pretend to like stuff?
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>>38566479
hello hhaahhaa nicerer
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>>38566479
>ask "book nerd" normie whore what her favorite book is
>it's twilight, she hasn't read anything else either
Harry Potter is more common. The amount of "bookish" girls I see on Normiebook that read nothing but Harry Potter is unreal.
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>>38566479
Normies to me are people with no passion for anything, they don't even dip their feets in no goes let alone immerse themselves and lose them selves in it.
I hate fight fan normies and car normies the most.
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*I AM VERY ANGRY BARK BARK*
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>>38566401
Why did you think about that right?
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>>38566401
Lol. That's soooooo cute. Dogs in hats! Lol
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>>38566401
Whyre you angru
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Groping/Fondling thread 2017-07-23 12:32:00 Post No.38566399
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Have any robots thought about sneaking into a college party just to fondle all the drunk women? I'm just so disparate for some level of sex and excitement in my life. What are some ways a robot could get away with groping?
All you'd have to do is just focus on one girl, make sure she gets really drunk, isolate her from the rest of the party and do just a little bit of fondling.
>Pull your penis out and make her look at it.
>Rub your penis on her
>Fondle her tits
>Fondle her pussy
>Fondle her pussy
>Pants her
The key is to make sure no one knows your name at the party. You don't want your face visible either, so wearing a mask like an Obama/Trump mask or just something acceptable would help. Granted you also need to retain your conspicuousness.
The girl also needs to be sufficiently drunk. Groping a nondrunk woman? Unthinkable!
But then again, as long as we're taking about being low key as possible, the ULTIMATE low key would be just trying to soliciting sex honestly.
>go to party
>wear mask for confidence boost, or don't
>talk to as many women as possible
>ALWAYS try to steer convo to sex
>merely suggest the ideal of sex, with you of course
And if that doesn't work, try manipulating them. Peer pressure, heat of the moment, etc. Guilt trips truly would not work.
It's also important that you play politics with women. Deflect all suspicions that you're a groper by basically being a "nice guy" to women. Be "pro woman". Be a feminist. Anchor yourself to a friendly woman to grab other women.
Also take note if it's a crowded place, you might be able to sneak a butt or pussy grab if you're smart enough to step away/not get caught.
Thoughts?
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>>38566399
Well this is kind of fucked up.
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>>38566399
>so wearing a mask like an Obama/Trump mask or just something acceptable would help
yeah no one will notice you then
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>>38566399
Hypothetically would any robot be gutsy enough to rape a women? I don't think I mainly for a couple of reasons:
>bloody pussy
>dry pussy
>sperm traced back to you
And that there is so many other things that's almost rape but doesn't carry as dire consequences.
>isolate very drunk girl
>strip her totally
>eat her pussy
>rub dick
If she's self aware enough to start crying, punch her hard in the face and run away. Buts that's only for icky situations. Ideally, you want to stay on that bridge between consensual sexual and rape because you ideally want the woman to just forget about the night.
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Can you guys stop with the porn op images already please, I can't even browse this board when I'm on a bus because it's embarrassing.
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>browing 4chan in public
Pathetic
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>>38567273
Check your neet privilege desu senpai
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>>38566394
goto /v/ or any blue board in public
>>38567273
Normie got facebook, i got 4chan
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>"Come join us, anon, I can take three
how do you respond?
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I'd question how I got there in the first place.
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>>38566352
would do because this gay board turned my sexuality around
Fuck that shit
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>>38566352
"Die you filthy infidels!"
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Dick Measuring Thread 2017-07-23 12:18:28 Post No.38566236
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ITT we measure our dicks
Get an erection and a measure and use the image as a guide. Measure from your pre-pubic fat pad while the measure is pushed to the bone, to the tip of the glans on the dorsal surface(the end of your dick head where the opening is)
Post results. This is your true dick length. Average objectively measured dick lengths in several studies with over 15,000 men is 13cm, or just over 5 inches.
For circumference, you simply measure at the middle of your shaft when erect. The objective average was measured at 12.3cm(4.8 inches) with an average dick width of 4cm(1.5 inches.)
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>>38566236
Very weak correlations between height and race were found across 15,000 men, so niggers and tall guys are bluffing.
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>>38566236
7 and a half inches like on the fucking dot
6 6/8th inches for girth
Also uncut
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>>38566236
measure my dog cock *growls*
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This is what circumcision does to a man's mental health.
http://www.circumstitions.com/adamant.html
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have you seen this before?
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How can I regrow my foreskin?
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>>38566545
Either pray that http://www.foregen.org/ is able to regrow your foreskin and stick it back on some time soon (unlikely)
Or start tugging at what skin you have and sticking devices on it for hours every day to stretch it out. It doesn't bring back the nerves or the structure of the tip though. http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beginners-guide-foreskin-restoration
Dear A,
Despite all of the bad times, you were the best part of my life and I hate that you're gone.
I always miss you, but I understand you'd rather have nothing to do with me anymore.
It's not been easy for me.
J
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>>38566066
L
I've been thinking about it, and recalling how you once came here and we sat in the park together, I figured maybe you only ever wanted me to be more manly about the whole thing, did you wanna get "swept off your feet?" Do you still do? I guess I'll never know.
Whichever is the case, I don't think I could've done it anyway. I'm not that kind of a person, I'm sensitive and gentle for better or worse.
I'm still thinking about you often.
D
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*eats page*
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>>38566098
Did L hurt you? whats the story?
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this is a really funny boy if you think about it
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>>38566002
Do you rate Zidane
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>passing on first down
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>slant routes
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What's the nicest thing you've ever done for someone? 2017-07-23 11:52:52 Post No.38565955
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What's the nicest thing you've ever done for someone?
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Mine is telling a wife her husband was cheating on her. Her's the story.
>be me 4 years ago, 24 at the time
>at a bar alone when a dude comes up to me and offers to buy me a drink; accept because yay free alcohol
>he starts chatting with me and something feels off about it but I can't place what
>take note of his wedding ring, assume he's just trying to make friends
>starts blatantly flirting with me
>oh
>oh no
>decide then and there to go along with while i form a plan in the back of my head
>agree to go back to his hotel, reluctantly start making out with him solely so I can get him in it far enough to give me a chance to grab his phone
>he has to go to the bathroom, it's my perfect fucking chance
>snatch his cell phone and make a break for it, tell him I'm going to go get some snacks to eat before we "start"
>go through the numbers on his phone one by one, first 4 times are not his wife
>5th time's a charm
>"Hello?"
>"Hi there, is this CheaterMcCheatyPants' wife?"
>"Yes, who's calling?"
>"Hi, my name is Anon and I'm calling just to let you know that your husband is a cheating piece of shit who tried to get me in bed with him. I saw his wedding ring and just wanted to let you know that he was doing this. I had to go along with it long enough to get his cell phone so I do apologize for that, but I couldn't just participate in the cheating or just walk away."
>"Wait...are you fucking serious?"
>"I'm sorry. I am. This is his phone. He went to the bathroom and I took it and ran outside the hotel. I'm going to give it back to him and then leave. I'm sorry you had to find out this way but I think it's better that you know. If you need to talk to me or get more info, my number's _______. I gotta go now, I'll take a photo of him for proof. I'm sorry."
She called me later and I sent her the photo. She ended up divorcing his ass and sending me a 500 dollar check thanking me for telling her.
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WOOF
WOOF WOOF
BAAAAAARK
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>>38566032
Remove that fedora from that doggo or I'll cast a spell on you that will make you a virgin for life.
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>>38566032
Quit shillingm. Nobody will use your shitty forced unoriginal meme
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>I love her so much
>I care about her so much
>I miss her so much
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We need to move on.. It may rest in the back of our mind to haunt us, but to continue is a must. Use the pain as an advantage, better yourself from it.
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>>38566046
But everything reminds me of her
It's just not the same
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>>38566867
I had the exact same thoughts, it doesn't feel like it will get better but it will - trust me