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I miss my best friend. She killed herself almost 2 years ago, and i think about her all the time. She was the best friend I ever had, and I've never been closer to anyone. The worst part is knowing I might've been able to save her if I was a better person...I don't blame myself or anything, but I still wonder what if.
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>>37595965
A friend of mine killed herself about a year ago too.
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don't blame yourself anon
in the end it was her decision
just use what you learned to help the next person that comes into your life
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>>37595979
Do you want to talk about it/her?

>>37595992
I don't. It was brought on by her shitty home life with her shitty family, but I just wish I wasn't a worthless NEET and could've sent her money to start her life. Inb4 beta, it wouldn't have costed much, maybe a thousand or two. She was definitely worth it.

I also could've been a more attentive and heartfelt friend. She vented suicidal thoughts like a lot of us do, but I wasn't thoughtful enough to make a difference. I should've taken her more seriously, as she had legit diagnosed mental issues and she got NEETbux. Though I can honestly say I'm a better person having known her.

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What are your taboo fetishes?

What are some fetishes things you fap to or do that you wouldn't want most of society knowing, or if you think it would be taboo on any level.

Please share as much as you'd like.
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Why would I share my fetishes on a website called 4chan?
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>>37595865
I'm a girl. I really love it when a guy is really nervous. But not because he's scared like how you would be scared on the side of a cliff but out of nervousness from talking to a girl. I literally can fap to just this alone if I can see a guy squirming on cam or something like that.

It's really weird. The weirder part is I'm not a sadist or anything, I want to treat him nicely during.
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I like 2D feral porn. I'm not into real ferals but damn it's hot when it's drawn. It's basically all I fap to.

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Why are all finance douchebags so fragile?

You are the last person I would even want to be near on earth. Not even as an acquaintance
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>>37595825

Because their careers are all they have. They have shitty home lives (if they even have home lives) and they have inflated egos. They get bitches (some of them) for a fuck but they're never really fulfilled. It's always more they want, and more never comes.

t. financefag
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their entire life is based around collecting imaginary points
they have no substance or real identity
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>>37595848
They sound like soulless idiots

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Have any of you guys considered hunting down and raping guys you had beef with? I feel like beating them down or destroying their property isn't the kind of message I want to send. I want to cum deep inside them while their fully conscious and can't do anything about it to really kill their soul.

Thoughts?

>inb4 - that's gay;
I don't give a shit. I'll get shit and blood all over my dick just to see, hear and feel them sob with humiliation and regret.
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I said squel like a pig
w-wee *sobs*
No like a pig WEEEE
*cries* weeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeee
That's right pretty boy WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37595808
>hunting down and raping guys
>I want to cum deep inside them while their fully conscious

No. Never thought about it. Not remotely. Not even once. You might say it's not gay. But that is gay as fuck.
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That's still pretty gay you queer

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How's your relationship with your father?

This wasn't an original comment, apparently.
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I hang out with him once every couple of weeks.

We smoke weed and shoot the shit together, it's alright.
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>>37595742

Horrendous.

He's a disgusting coward. Always happy to shout down my mother and my brother and I when I was a child, but now that we've turned away, he comes running back with his tail between his legs, attempting to guilt-trip us all to take him back. He has a terrible relationship with his own siblings and parents (my grandparents). He has no friends. He is a disgusting coward and undeserving of the long and wealth-generating career he's experienced, one that's given him wealth he's squandered on a bullshit.

Fuck him. I don't care what happens to him. Call me a monster for that, but I learned it from one man. I may be a bad man for loathing my cockroach of a father, but I'll accept that.
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I love him and I know he loves me but we know nothing about one another, certainly on good terms though.

>one day your mom will die
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Not unless you reply to this post ;)
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>>37596198
o lawd i am angry
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>>37596198
I love you mumma

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Just took 300 mg dxm and 350mg dph. Wish me luck robots
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try going for a swim, I hear that's super fun on DXM
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>>37595608
I have too much bacne to go swimming
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Godspeed brother, I'm just here doing lines of coke. I don't feel like getting trippy tonight.

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any cute females on here want to kill me? I'd make sure that you'd get away with it, I'll provide the gun. I just wasn't meant for this world
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Worst pickup line ever
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sure OP I would love to be alone with a stranger who has a gun, especially being a cute vulnerable woman and all.
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Anon don't end the only existance you will ever have

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What would you do if you had a daughter?

Would you still love her if she became a roastie?
What if she brought a Chad home?
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>>37595554

I honestly don't know what it'd feel like to have a daughter. I see dads and little girls all the time being bright, happy, cutesy and shit and it's not even just having a daughter. I don't know how to handle a kid.
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>>37595554
I would do my best to raise her to treat everyone kindly and with respect, and encourage her to pursue the hobbies and passions she was engrossed with from a young age. After that all I could do is hope she doesn't meet societies expectations.
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>>37595554

Always wanted a daughter.

I wanted to teach her to be strong. To love and be loved. To fight for what she believed in and to pride her own moral and ethical compass above what the crowd told her to do. I dreamed she could grow to achieve anything she set her mind to.

Of course, now I know I'll never have children. I couldn't be a good father. I have a good-paying job, but I am such a fuck-up that it would be a moral crime to reproduce. I'd damn her to a life not worth living. I will not bring a life into this world if I can't give tghem a better life than I live (and fuck, not like I could get a wife either to be a mother to my daughter.)

Instead I'll serve my vigil alone. All that I deserve, really. My children are better off never coming into this fucked-up world with a fucked-up, alcoholic, neurotic man like me for a father.

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I'm pretty sad robots the only thing bringing me happiness lately was slowly working on pixel canvass stuff and it was really nice but now it's become the polar opposite of comfy. Comf thread?
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>>37595381
I was really sad all day. Then I had a few drinks, watched old episodes of Cowboy Bebop, and now I feel good about life.
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>>37595400
Same, I felt like shit all of last night and all of today. Now I feel pretty okay since it passed for some reason.
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>>37595381
I've been trying to go to sleep for the past two hours, so I could finally get on a more regular sleep schedule. Idk how people do it.

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>you will never be part of a greaser gang in the 1950s hitting up dollies
woulda been a blast
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agreed

57 chevy, leather jackets, the jeans, the lingo...

what a life
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>>37595448
You'd have been just as lame as your are now. "Greasers le bullied me"
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>>37595369
if you're getting a complete personality transplant too, then sure

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Hey guys me and my friends (/fit/izens) heard about this board and how a bunch of people who are socially awkward come here to discuss their loneliness.

We feel bad for you so we decided to set up a live stream with a call in service where you can call and request help from a bunch of normies.

We will aid you in escaping your robotism and set you on the path to being a normie.

>pic related

twitch /ramyt
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we set this up to help YOU. call into the number on the stream twitch /ramyt
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Lmao at the two underage that called
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you guys should go on chaturbate make some $$$

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Would you kiss a cock?
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If it was attached to a woman, maybe.
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Idk, wouldn't that be kinda gay?
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Yes, I would very much like to do so

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Why not just be a liberal male?
They all get the women.
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Looooooool
Good meme
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>>37595137
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no, son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX6GpZlqcVQ
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>>37595137
I don't want to have to deal with combing my hair every day.

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Bored? Lonely? Just looking for somebody to talk to? Hop on to omegle and chat it up with your fellow robots!

Hey pals, back again with another omegle thread since I haven't seen one recently.
Let's see what kind of interesting conversations we can have tonight.

Also, don't forget the tags! r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9000, robot9001
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Feel free to contribute to the thread by posting some comfy pictures, or whatever you may find in your folder that is neat.

Here's one to get us started.
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is michael on tonight
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is chad on tonight

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