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>looking up lists of symptoms of anxiety, Panic attacks, depression, etc
>check off literally all of them every day
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Self diagnosing faggboy
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>>38770444
Went through the same thing not too long ago for the first time in my life.
What's going on anon? Something's new/changed?
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>>38770464
depressed for years
forced to go to college
parents think I do nothing all day for school because I had one class 8 months ago that took 10 minutes a week to do because it was "intro to computers"
make me get a job instead now
I'm miserable all day
I've got pain all over other than my legs
the job makes me stand all day so now they hurt too
etc etc
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>tfw no sales associate bf
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>>38770366
Okay, tf does that even mean?
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>>38770397
If you never answer me we can't have a conversation.
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>>38770629
Are we having one now?
Anonymous
I am become death, the destroyer of threads. 2017-08-01 04:13:11 Post No.38770337
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I am become death, the destroyer of threads.
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who knows this feel
why have the gods forsaken me
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>>38770337
Yes I totally know how you feel, OP.
On a different note. Your first gf has to have ten of these traits, which do you pick?
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>>38770369
2 and 3 they go well together
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>>38770337
>be Rome
>have best army in the world
>be BTFO harder than anyone in recorded history af Cannae
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>going to rehab tomorrow
>30 day commitment
Hold me anons
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>>38770317
I went for 10 and a half weeks, you'll be fine
what are you going for?
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>>38770317
Just so you know 30 days isnt even remotely close to enough. First 30 days are easy, its the other 180+ that will test your patience. Focus on detoxing for right now. Just a heads up.
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>>38770488
For anxiety, depression, and over the counter medication abuse.
>>38770493
Well shit don't really have a clue to how long I'm going if it's for 30, 60, 90, or 180 days.
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Do you feel like people are just drifting apart and becoming atomized?
Despite the hype surrounding technology and its supposed power to allow greater connection between individuals, the effects have shown to be the opposite. To supplement our relationships with the power of instantaneous messaging, visual applications, and the dopamine rush of internet connectivity has lead to the retardation of our ability to create emotional and physically satisfying relationships in real life.
This "connectedness" through technology sadly does not fulfill the needs of healthy relationships, and has allowed a sort of feed back loop. People such as "robots" on /r9k/ wish to interact with others, using this platform or other online venues, which can fulfill a human need to interact with others, while further isolating them from the physical world and real relationships. This is not to say that relationships online cannot be emotionally satisfying, but those are clearly the outliers.
We can see a theme in popular culture to hark back to a better time, the 80's for example, with television like Stranger Things, the synth pop films of Nicolas Winding Refn, and other television and film. Would you give up the technological advances in order to preserve healthy social bonds? I know my answer.
tl;dr: The Jews did it, and this thread is for 80s LARPing.
http://www.my80stv.com
Why does it feel wholesome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VIBsogNeXY&channel=UCpb9YqC4AptsKH3-ClJeEmg
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Life is shit were i live just wanna run away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg
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>>38770314
For most people it actually has made them more interconnected and happier. It's just for some people it enables them to never face their insecurities and isolate themselves.
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>>38770314
The 80s were trash. There probably wasn't a worse time in recent history to be a robot. I hate 80s nostalgia and aesthetics.
t.someone that is actually old enough to live the decade
Crackhead Fezmonkey
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they tell me that I should build up my confidence by tooting my own horn.
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Too bad that fly didn't go down the rabbit hole
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>>38770348
this. it would've been 'funnier' if it was inside
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Can somebody explain what I'm looking at here? I'm honestly confused
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Got to http://www.mitsuku.com
Type in ZBERT
enjoy
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>>38770246
> Flash
I can't even run that shit nigga
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>>38770313
Sorry anon, I'm devilish.
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Tell her "KYS"
Why are people on Reddit so boring and unfunny?
How is this front page material?
I don't know what it is. But they're so lame. All the comments seem like they're written by middle aged moms. I just can't imagine young men writing these unless they were complete nu-male betas. I just don't know how to describe it.
Why is /r9k/ so funny? I love browsing 4chan and have been doing it for 11 years now. You guys still make me laugh. But Reddit reading these comments just make me sick. It's like a place where all the unfunny people never got bullied enough so they never learned.
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r/4chan is dreadful. "epic" posts you and I see everyday here get a shitload of upvotes there.
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If I were back in college and also a sociology major, I would honestly do research on this. I've visited 4chan for a decade now - which is pathetic in its own way - but within the last 2-3 also started visiting reddit.
The point is it's so clear to me that the structure of both boards have lead to their respective cultures. 4chan is anonymous and has no voting, so the only method of feedback is basically to call each other fags. What naturally arises out of this tends to be a very chaotic and polarizing environment: the best posts on 4chan are leave-you-in-tears hilarious, shocking, raw, and real. The worst are the most disgusting, vile things you have ever read in your life. And again because there is no quantification of like/dislike, the comments skew more towards combative that also tend to be on opposite ends of the hysterical-repulsive divide.
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>>38770989
In contrast, reddit has voting at its core as its main feedback mechanims. You can simply upvote/downvote and metaphorically walk away. Additionally this quantification also gamifies the environment to a certain degree, which is how you get the classic karmawhoring. What all this means is that the site is literally engineered (intentionally or not) to reward the anodyne. In regards to humor, your above-average post on reddit is barely amusing, however the worst post is just benignly lame. It's a sea of mediocrity as the average poster (consciously or not) works toward appealing towards the widest number of people possible, while exciting no one. I quickly discovered reddit's forte (to anyone who is not that middle schooler who repetitively regurgitates comedy movie quotes and thinks he's funny but is really just weird, annoying, and overbearing) is simply the consumption of information, like finding recipes.
I'll admit that personally I think with all that said, just overall 4chan skews towards being more funny on average than reddit; there's a reason there's an r/4chan but no /reddit/.
Kind of amazing though how simple decisions like that influence the entire makeup of a board.
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Redpill me on the supreme gentleman.
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>>38770189
Interesting philosophy, shitty attitude, terrible execution
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>>38770189
Ironically alpha enough to murder 6 people, 3 with a knife.
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>>38770226
Those 3 were his fucking roomates which were all beta asians and likely incels themselves.
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>tfw a guy
>tfw you can't pee standing up
i tried a while ago but nothing came out ;~;
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>tfw your balls touch the water AND your bebos touches the urine encrusted bowl
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>>38770078
There must be a problem with the piping. See a doc.
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>>38770090
bebos?
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What album/song are you currently listening to, /R9K/?
I'm bumpin it to some Dre.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI3zlqeSjWQ
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>>38770057
Kevin Gates' mixtapes nigga
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>>38770087
Kek nice choice anon.
So it fucking happened.
>Biological parents were physically abusive
>Got kicked out of their house at 12 for BS reasons
>spends early teen years in foster care
>gets adopted at 15
>Gets life together, goes to college and graduates with double major computer science + applied mathematics
>lands a real nice, high paying job
>biological parents find out
>contact me and says they want to meet me
>we meet, first thing they ask me is if I can give them money
>Anon gets pissed, tell them to go fuck themselves
>They get pissed, start screaming at me calling me rotten and ungrateful and I "owe" them
>Anon seriously pissed now, just walks out the door and into car
>bio parents start throwing shit at my car as I drive off
I'm pissed now robros.
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Honestly what did you expect would happen.
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>>38770044
I don't know, probably some sappy "We're sorry we were so shitty to you" bullshit from a cheesy movie I guess
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>>38770023
just phone them and call them poor repeatedly. it feels good.
>calamari is just fried squid
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>>38770022
>suicide is just murder
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>>38770022
>Chicken is just meat from a dumb looking bird
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>>38770022
Can eat it either
>went to Olive Garden and I fucking love calamari
>eat the whole appetizer
>go home and don't feel well so I go to bed
>dream that my girlfriend kicked me so hard in the balls that I get super sick
>upon waking up I can't distinguish if it was real or fake because the pain is still there
>I throw up and it's super chunky, first thought is that I threw up my testicle remains
That thought alone has kept me from ever enjoying calamari again
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tell me Anons, how do I poison myself with carbon monoxide? I just wanna quit without feeling any pain or without blasting off my head into pieces.. is inhaling burned charcoal enough? what is the best way of inhaling massive amounts of carbon monoxide and just pass out of consciousness?
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Brad Delp killed himself by lighting two charcoal grills in a sealed bedroom. He put tape all around the door cracks and windows so that no air could escape. Something like that would probably work.
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>>38769969
Yeah, the partial combustion byproducts of burning charcoal will make your death highly unpleasant. There are many better ways to do it.
I'm not going to enable you, because I think this post is a cry for help. If you were determined, you would figure it out yourself and do it.
>>38770026
Anything but painless.
Really OP, rethink what you're going to do. At least fuck around and do some epic shit before you an hero.
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>>38770026
that takes time and effort putting a lot of tapes, but nevertheless, that's a good idea.
>>38770042
I tried yet i failed.. life is shit anon.. i fucked up college.. now i cant graduate..
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Why do almost all big leaders look so fucking goofy?
I thought you had to have charisma and a likable personality to get elected. Why is it that almost all these motherfuckers look so weird?
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Selection bias. Just an occurrence of dudes in this moment in time. Plenty of national leaders haven't looked like retards.
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every popular leader has some noticeable form of autism.
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>>38769987
Macron is a homosexual married to an aged beard.