Am I ready to fuck bitches?
I've got some news for you
The bitch is you
And you fucked yourself
>>36179836
Is it the hair?
Oh you're more than ready
Guys, my gf is acting weird. What do?
get b& for being underage
>>36179793
text "tits or gtfo"
>>36179804
He might be in college, that might not even be a picture of him, you don't know, stfu
turn her back into a real girl and not a TI-84 plus graphing calculator.
Streaming comfy horror shows and movies 24/7!
Goosebumps, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Twilight Zone, X-Files, and more!
cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug
unless its... 2SPOOKY4U
even Round The Twist!
Now playing ayaotd
>Me when my mom calls me a "handsome young lad"
man its been years since I've seen this image
>>36179600
>Mfw remembering when I first saw this image back in 2006 when my brother showed me a video that ended with this image popping up along with a scream
>me when my normie friends set me up with a girl
What class would the average robot be?
>I'm leaning towards the warlock/rogue type myself.
I play rogue/assassin/ninja/etc every time it's available.
The cool quick opposite of obese robot me
>>36179588
I'd be a Bard most likely. Unless there is a better class for an art fag who would sit there and yell "IM HELPING".
Average Robot is Rogue hands down, more specifically an Assassin. You know the type who play those.
>>36179588
Nothing too physical besides pure tank would fit the fat robots like myself. Probably not dps either.
Healer or pure tank, then.
Jake Apex here.
Willing to give advice to all if you pathetic virgin autists if only you will accept it.
Ask away retardbots, I won't be here forever
>>36179561
How tall are you and how long is your dick?
>>36179606
6,2"
7.21 with a 6.1 girth
You could never be chad with the audacity to come to this board and post a thread like THIS
Can we get a rare pepe thread going?
here is a pepe pizza an anon here made.
>>36179904
ty saved
>>36179547
Are rare Wojaks acceptable? I know this one is rare because I had a kind Anon here make it for me.
Why are young white males checking out of societyy?
they were never admitted in
>>36179491
yeah i wonder why, when you turn on the TV and every show is the dad fucking up everything constantly and only manages to stay alive because he has a perfectly rational, level-headed and calm wife who makes all the right decisions
>>36179491
Your pic illustrates it nicely. The left has more or less openly declared its intention to destroy the white race, and most people are either on board or too caught up in their personal bubble to care. Partaking in the system is tantamount to pulling the trigger yourself, hence the term "wagecuck".
>Just fapped to a video of a fat but shaved guy with a really tiny lcock stroking himself and spurting everywhere
>Something about not only the cock being cute, but its size in comparison with the amount of cum it shoots out really turned me on
>Think I have a fetish for really small cocks now
How did it come to this
Maybe it's just a cute fetish and this is one of those things that falls into that category
>>36179474
You speak as if that's a bad thing, dear anon.
Link it originally bro
Testing testing experiment
I wanna be in that experiment desu
Were you testing whether or not I'd get a boner?
Because my dick is very hard.
me as the bottom
My father, our very own shitposter Tripfag 'JohnnyNeptune' has been arrested on extortion charges.
http://www.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html
Father. Teacher. Friend.
F
>>36179371
honestly who cares
really
who gives a single shit
>>36179371
Finally that faggot's gone.
Hey guys, i'm new here.
My name is Gene
Hope you don't mind if I just...
you don't formally introduce yourself to an imageboard
You lurk, then you start posting.
...post some memez here right quick
>men need to be at 15% or lower with decent muscle mass to be attractive meaning a strict diet with at most 2 cheat meals every three weeks while eating just flavorless shit the rest of the time
>women can just not eat 2000 cals a day
Even with women needing about 25~30% less cals this shit is still so unbalanced
So why are fat women given so much slack for this obvious neglect
>>36179334
20% women looks a lot better than the guy
This chart is fucking shit.
>tfw 40%er but would fuck a 40% girl
find a singIe flaw.
>>36179302
High cheekbones
Nose job
Or the crooked jawline
Choose your pick.
>>36179302
-has a vagina
-wierd high cheekbones
-small widespaced eyes
-thin lips
-just bony appearance overall
-is a fucking roastie why the fuck are we supposed to care
saged, dude. Threads like these fucking suck and clog up the board. I dont even know who this bitch is but since shes a fucking roastie shes got orbiters obviously. obnoxious, weak, beta male orbiters like OP
>>36179302
She's been blacked.
In Chad + Stacy Ville .... <3
>tfw no rich chad bf
>>36179256
You have no idea how much this just ruined my mood. Fucking hell m8
>>36179256
>tfw you'll never rape her and break her legs with an aluminum bate