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>>38281505
I really like your pucture
btw your thread will 404 after this post

>>38281576
>I really like your pucture
>btw your thread will 404 after this post
why do you think that?

>>38281505
I shaved my legs once and I regretted the decision for at least a week. I shaved properly and everything, but it didn't work out. Literally tried to stay high all day to avoid the annoying painful/itchy sensation. Never again.

I wish i had a comfy overnight job. I used to work at a bakery overnight but that was absolutely the opposite of comfy.

>>38281492
Got pretty lucky. I'd have a rough time flipping my sleep cycle to make that possible.
Retail is alright though. Cashier and manager are absolutely awful but stockboy or warehouse worker is pretty fun. Enough social interaction to stay engaged but not to much that you resent customers/coworkers

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What exaclty is it that you do? It seems like a fun job.

>>38281421
Women are cunts tho.

>>38281421
>women dont want to be with you because you are a pathetic beta bitch
>its there faullltttttt :(((((((((((((

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>>38281421
Get. Off. My. Board. Originally.

Wow what a dumb cunt hope you get a masectomy you barren bitch

>>38281392

Your not a real woman. Stop role playing.

>>38281392
But I am a baby and baby need hims milkies. Please pots pic of big milk boobs

This is 0/10 bait. It's like you don't even try.

Shit that never happened for 500 alex

>>38281375
>>38281390
/r/hapas defense force

In short, yes

Hoobudoo

>>38281300
edm festivals yes
other festivals yes and no

>>38281300
Yeah man, its fun as hell. I highly recommend it.

>>38281284
your brother is just a chubby chaser dipshit

He fell for the thicc meme. Not surprisingly unoriginal

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Its in the food, GMO's and such, enjoy the decline

>>38281266
>r9k life accomplishment

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> get my retarded opinion absolutely destroyed by multiple people
> thread is offtopic so it gets deleted shortly afterwards

heh, you never stood a chance kids

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>>38281266

>"If a child is too young to remember the act and theres no physical trauma caused, then what harm is done?"
>Other person is disgusted by you and sees that you won't be swayed by reason. Leaves the thread.
>"Hmm, I won that debate."

>>38281265
You know he choked bitches with his tentacle beard. Look me in the eyes and tell me im wrong

>tfw no tentacle bf for a loyal girl

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This guy nailed it on my feels

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>>38281206
cont

>Follow and intercept her like suave Latino Lover
>"H-h-hey"
>"Y-y-you f-f-from around here?"
She says she's not
>A-a-a-ah ok then, I'm a local here
>She's looking at me questionably
>Nothing's coming out, my mouth shivering, mom's spaghetty falling out
>Literally mumble " I-i-i'm kind of autistic"
>"U-u-uh I-i-i'm just assuming things b-b-b-but because of your e-e-ear rings you see..."
>"Uh-oh w-w-would you....
>W-w-would you like to trip acid with me tomorrow?"
>She say's she's sorry but she's already here with someone
>Says she Hopes i have i nice time
>I start my panicked exit maneuver
>"I-i-it's ok, it's ok, np"
>Unironically mutter "I'm sorry for the autism and autistic situation"
>Walk at my fastest pace for 10 minutes to make sure i get away from her as far as possible
>mfw

>Asking random qts on the street if they want to do drugs with me
Is this the beginning of a new and beautiful mental illness, lads?

>>38281227

I read all of that. You're an excellent storyteller OP. I'm in physical pain now.

funny story. you sound like you bother your friend a bit though with the self-deprecation. if you want some advice, take kratom. you shake a bit but you will be much smoother. don't tell anyone, it's for autismos only. lost my virginity on it

>>38281117
Because they dont need to.

Even Chads are getting sick of fucking hot stacies all the time, so they develop fetishes for ugly, disabled, and deformed girls

Because the majority of men have lower standards than they should have (they willingly date/fuck down)

Because of thirsty betas

Socially, your death would hang over them forever. Every family reunion would be tainted by your act of self-destruction.

That's the main problem. The stigma and the drama.

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Also. They care about you a little. At least. Even if they don't show it all the time. They may not enjoy taking care of you. But they only want what's best for you. Like they would like you to wake up and be self aware. Like get a job and contribute instead of being a "parasite". But again. It's all on you. Change your perspective and think about how you effect others instead of how they effect you, asshat.

>>38281114

I felt the same way.

But honestly? (and I think you know this)

They would much rather have you be a drain than be dead. Forever. For all your flaws, there are undoubtedly positive benefits that you bring into people lives, even if you can't see them yourself.

Wait till your parents are dead, like me. By then, you may have something to live for.

For me personally, my parents didn't do a very good job-- it's a hard thing to do, raising a kid.

The guilt will haunt them right to their final moments on their deathbed. The feeling that they failed you, and they were powerless to change it.

It's not good to feel worthless. Your guilt is actually pushing you further away from healing. Do small stuff, if you can, show them you care. I was stuck living with my parents for roughly 3 years, and even little actions can cascade into something wonderful for both parties.

Hey man, uh, where'd you throw that weed out?

>>38281008
Yes. Sleeping was tougher. Same thing happened with Dr-prescribed opiates. Just eat well and get some exercise and you should be fine

>>38281008
been there enough times OP, once youve gone 2 or 3 days without smoking you completely stop caring. it might seem like everything is boring without it at first.

>>38281004

Which unhealthy view are you referring to?

>>38281004
>unhealthy view on sex
Elaborate
>Why do Robots
R9k is not one person

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>>38281004
My opinion is that because /R9k regulars are constantly online , their views of sexuality and anatomy are filtered through pop culture ideas of sex and body image . All they know is what they see in porn and pop culture, and if they can't get that/be that , then they obsess and become depressed and then come here to vent. If they just got their ass outside and into actual society from time to time without being so insecure about it their lives would change in a matter of months. That is just my opinion , doesn't make it true.

>>38280990

My last shower was around 4 years ago living in a homeless hostel thing (I have baths now because no shower so...).

It was pretty shit. I had to use the disabled one because the other was being used. They did not like me using the disabled one despite there being no handicapped people whatsoever living there. They came knocking on the door shouting at me. I was very new to the area and couldn't make out what they were saying. I had also forgot to take a towel so I had to get dressed while soaking wet to receive a bollocking about being in there in the first place.

>>38280990
Last shower was this afternoon. Was pretty meh. I can't stay in for long because of the third level water restrictions my country is going through. Also your story reminded me of the anon that shoved mints up his ass trying to improve the smell of his farts but he just shat mint goo in the end.

>>38281151
>shoved mints up his ass trying to improve the smell of his farts

That's a twisted kind of genius. I might try that...