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>>38221729
Proof that this is him?

>>38221729
Doesn't even remotely look like Joey

>>38221729
This has to be originally fake.

>>38221693
kids these days are so entitled.
back in my day I got 12 jobs by shaking 2.4 hands firmly

>>38221693
>What's he thinkin bout?
-Matlock
-The good old days
-How many reefers he used to smoke
-Whether or not they'll get the hot nurse with the nice ass to give him a sponge bath
-Winning the green platypus beanie baby for the only grandkid he gives a shit about by playing Bingo
-Death

>goddamnit, I wish the moon landings we're real

this is almost impressive to me. they're literally on a screen and they'll never see your ugly sperg ass anyway, what do you have to be intimidated by?

>>38221681
You think i don't know that? I can't fucking help it

>>38221554
I'm afraid to open messages from people I don't know on social media

I see you. Don't be looking at me, I'm not looking too fresh.

Those shades are gucci

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Dear Y.M,

You are so paranoid that you thought a random post on the last letter thread was from me. Eddie told me that he fucked you several times so yes you did fuck a dwarf. You are so far gone that you don't realize how bad you are. You have a deadbeat autistic boyfriend who says he can box but would probably get beat up by a grade schooler. I know who you the "boyfriend" is and hes a fucking loser worse than I am and I have made a running joke out of him with my friends and Gio. I don't think you realize how pathetic he is and how pathetic you are. Have fun with your "boyfriend" :^)

Sincerely, Victor

>>38221577
P.S You were right about the Australian Stacy :)

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>>38221468
>Post extremely pale cuties
what about this

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>>38221487
Not my type.

Pic related

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>fat jew mick
>cute
kys

What kind of jobs are you looking for, friend?

>>38221420
It don't matter too much, I'm not really good at anything, so any random thing will do.
Nothing that requires math.

What was the last thing you did that you were successful at? What is your education level?

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Posting on the best /info/ pics

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oringinuuuuu

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look, i have made an original comment desu desu desu desu

How exactly?


Oregona

there should be a completely different chan for mobile posters.

>>38222004
We're both using mobile data so we sometimes get the same IP. He shitposts and gets it banned every day.

go get your dick sucked and come out of the closet you fucking faggot.

>I'm not gay
>but
You can't have those two used together.

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>>38221317
Anon, you have lost track of your mission in life. You wanted to be born in this world, take control of your flesh and wake up.

Leviticus 18:22: "'Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

Sounds hard, meng

My advice is this: your cost of living is probably pretty low. Save and invest aggressively to give yourself a good nest egg.

Get yourself a couple of cheaper rental properties and live off the cash flow.

>>38221536
The social isolation takes its toll, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. Everything I love to do is right outside my door: fishing hiking, shooting, trapping, hunting, I can do any of these in a quarter mile's walk, I just wish there was a way to meet women around here.
I live on the cheap, and once my debt is taken care of, the next step is land ownership, double wide, then just save save save so I can start investing in property like you suggested or move to the West and start all over again.
Where do you live, friend?

>>38221536
Did you not read that this isn't a thread for city-slickers? Beat it with your played out "advice"

You honestly deserve it for being such a moron. If you need help in a fucking grocery store, you have serious issues.

>>38221208
Like you are always 100% happy and joyful when someone asks you something? Maybe they had a bad day or something, people are not supposed to always like you and treat like a god.

>>38221208
>I get to work indoors in a grocery store, HAHA I'M BETTER THAN YOU

Get rich or die tryin' nigguh

>>38221181
she definitely likes the bbc; so be black: no, not one of those well-spoken educated niggas, rather a hood nigga

>>38221181
>tfw you will never be a girl like OP's pic
I never asked for these feels, thanks internet

If all males except for a small handful died and the far higher number of women remaining happened to have a dry jewdick preference

>>38220932
You could use it to start a fire in an emergency survival situation

>>38220932
You won't need to worry about smegma and hygiene as much as someone with a moist cock.
But be careful... You can't let your dick get that dry in the first place. You need to talk to a doctor and look for moisturizing options. The gland is not made from epithelial tissue just as the rest of the skin. It's not keratinous dead cells, they are live cells, but if they get too dry they might die, scar up and you will lose sensibility on what should be your g spot.
Circumcision should be illegal. Why did you let the jews reach your cock?

>>38220900
Because all I guess I want is to move to the woods and be alone, but I can't afford a plane ticket to Alaska especially with all my credit card debt. I don't want them looking for me for the money

>>38220900
i do have one year left. actually a little more.

i'm killing myself on my birthday one year from now. i don't have desire to do anything but speed up the time.

>>38220900
I'd need to not be broke as fuck, first of all

>>38220888
just want to add that it is one of the most "robot" activities you can do. i used to run at night...it was always quiet and peaceful. just me and my sweat

does running away from the responsibilities of becoming older count

>>38220888
>running
For what fucking reason?