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Haha I'll post mine when I get hom. Have a bump meanwhile.

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>>36894040
Gross. Please post more.

My room. Old pic, it's a bit messy right now

>>36894040
Bump I'm at work so I'll post when I'm home

It was like any other day. I don't really remember it.

>be me
>have 9th birthday
>invite 5 or so people that you could consider friends
>mom bakes epic cake
>wait for friends to show up
>keep waiting
>wait
>wait
>1 and a half hours later and no one turns up
>cry
>that one guy you know the least aobut comes around out of pity after your mother called
>play football with a ballon
>the ballons
>the irony
>the hate
>think back at this demonstration of the entire worlds utter disregard for your existence
>collapse into painful agony every time
>dont celebrate bithdays
>stop trusting people
>vent on 4chan

I hate my life

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>>36893961
It was interchangeable with any other day. However, I always got sad on birthdays as a standard.
Another year closer to the loss of everything.

>"Maybe you shouldn't be so weird, then you'd get a girlfriend"
>Said to me from a girl who friendzoned me

I have no son, from my own mother after she had an argument with me.

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>>36893952
>You're such a nice guy, anon!
Hate it when this happens

Bump. Gimme answers!

>>36893948
Flibbity floo here's your fucking (you).

this is insulting bait

Guy sounds like a faggot. Not surprising that he's the only guy that wants to play with you, because you are an even bigger faggot.

That's what you get for playing multiplayer vidya, you fucking pleb.

>>36893944
he kinda seems like a prick

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what's the rest of it?

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>>36894002
Future regrets.

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>>36894024
yeah
I see how that could be time consuming
have you considered happy pills or are they already one of the regrets?

About as much as chess is a sport.

>>36893902
if chess is then this also is
HoTS in particular is very fun btw

>>36894165
Referring to Heroes of the Storm or Heart of the Swarm?

I've always admitted that. I'd be happy on a breeding rack.

>>36893871
Why not buy some plane tickets for us all, and we can start an /r9k/ sex dungeon?

>>36893871
Stop larping by yourself, faggot.

>>36893750
They're just being themselves. Maybe you should try it too

>>36893750
>And no I don't wanna hear that stupid genetic crap

"don't tell me the answer to my question I just want to bitch about it!"

Do you also want to know how magnets work but are unwilling to listen to a scientist? FUCKIN MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

>>36893750
>And no I don't wanna hear that stupid genetic crap
But it's about genetics retard, muscles are probably due to them being into sports

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>>36893648

Kill yourself slowly by eating more and more food until you weigh 800 pounds and die of a heart attack.

>>36893648
Kill yourself by fucking a ton of girls, die either from STD's or from one of their boyfriends killing you.

>>36893648
Depends, slow or quick?

>>36893529
An unprinted body pillow is fine. Going full naked anime girl prints is risky

>>36893529
It's great when you have a genuine waifu.
It's wonderful to go to sleep and wake up while cuddling with the one you love, but I think it would feel sad or at least weird if I had to sleep with a girl I don't care about.

>>36893529
Just make sure no one finds your daki. My normie roommate found mine and never talks to me anymore.

Hahaha dixie. Confederate flag pepe. I get it.

pretty good meme. should have seen it coming, what with pic related and all

put me in the epic reddit screencap, dickface

>>36893399
Since I got to 18 and realize everybody is stupid including me I feel alone all the time.

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>>36893399
I feel your pain. I used to live in a crowed city(Sydney) and the lack of true alone time made my life hell. Now i live in some countryside place. it's quite better now: i can walk the dog in some old ass shorts i use as a pajama without getting judged, i can piss in my garden, i can smoke weed in peace. the only downside is the lack of access to shops and stuff so i pretty much never get new stuff apart from off of amazon, and there isn't exactly much to do apart from spending time relaxing. also, the internet speed is pretty shit. all in all i don't regret moving. you should maybe try it out!

>>36893545
That actually sounds really comfy. I hope to one day move to the country side one day. Although something that bothers me, is that even if I'm physically alone, I still feel so much outer influence. Whether it be from the people I care for or some /x/ type presence.

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Learn to speak Chinese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q604eed4ad0

second for kanye

>>36893393

Anon is at his Chinese classes today, Xi

>>36893351
Why didn't your manager give you training?
What a shitty guy

>>36893381
>Why didn't your manager give you training?

No one gets proper training in fast food. They just put you up there and you have to either figure it out for yourself or ask your co-workers.

>>36893407
Well that makes me re-think what I'm gonna do in summer when I'm off from uni

oh well I suppose