>mom found the cum ring
>mom activated the cum ring
>fat loss doctor found the Concha cabinet
>>39327408
>mr. lister found the sister fister
>"Ayo white boi, how boutchu come on to my property and violate my NAP?"
How do you respond?
ayy bby lemme seize them means of production
>mind you business you fucking monkeynigger [free speech protected]
>Btw what the fuck are you doing on my lawn >your violating the nap
>release 6 million jew slaves that masturbate her to death
>>39327403
Sorry, going to need you to take an std test.
are you guys ready for the chimp out when McGregor KOs Floyd?
NIGGERS WILL LOSE FUCK THE BLACK NIGGER RACE
>>39327389
Is there anywhere to watch fight aside cable tv?
>there are still people who believe, that a pro mma fighter can beat a pro boxer in a boxing match
A lot of you kissless virgin NEETs miss the point on what makes men successful with women. Yes, many women do consider physical appearance, the size of your penis, the size of your bank account, and your personality to be very important things. However, there is one factor that trumps all of those things when it comes to initially attracting women, especially those of high value.
That factor is who you keep company with.
Those ugly losers you see on the street with arm candy? They likely scored that babe largely by being friends with the right people. I've known men who've made double the money I do, have perfect muscle tone, and cool hobbies that could only attract the most broken of women.
A number of people stress that networking means almost everything when it comes down to scoring high paying and high status jobs. You could easily apply that same logic to scoring high status women. Many of you here have rock-bottom self-esteem, but what if the only thing you had to focus on was your social skills? Take this from a guy who is naturally an introvert and has long struggled with social anxiety and social awkwardness. After a long period of trials, tribulations, and crying myself to sleep every night, I finally befriended some well-connected normies I could click with enough. It wouldn't be long before I started swimming in Stacies despite being largely average in every sense.
tl;dr Women care more about who your friends are than whether or not you have muscles, over 1 mil in the bank, and/or a huge dick.
Dunno about swimming in stacys, but I do agree social circle is extremely important and robots ignore this. You can be model tier but if you're an intro vert and don't know anyone, and your social skills suck, you will not be getting a gf. Your options are bars and tinder. Some guys are just in the right social circle, at the right time....luck is also so important. As far as normies go I've tried, I don't think I'll ever click with them. They're nice to me, they treat me well but I just can never hang socially.
>>39327334
yeah you're right. come to think of it the only women ever willing to stay with me have had no friends themselves.
>>39327334
>obligatory black male/white female relationship.
Why I can't be angry?
Whenever something angry-making happens a get a rush of anger than 1 minute later I'm just sad and miserable. Why?
>feelslikeshitman
you've been shamed into thinking your masculinity is bad
next time you get angry try breaking a lot of things and yelling at many people and keep it up until your shame shackles are busted
What are you angry about tho, OP?
>>39327232
same and I used to have an anger management problem as a kid and teen. I think my mom blamed my anger outbursts for her boyfriend dumping her who was gonna marry her, So I felt very guilty and tried really hard to always suppress my anger, and became a passive wuss.
21 yo guy here, do you think you will ever lose it?
lol does my hand count?
>>39327231
Yeah I will. I've had a few opportunities and i'm sure i'll get it done one of these days.
>>39327263
do you unironically work on yourself?
I've reached a point where I just spend entire days looking at inane shit on the internet and smoking weed. I have this constant sense that I should know how to better spend my time but I have no clue how to go about changing my routine. It's driving me insane, I feel like I'm losing the ability to think clearly. What are more fulfilling ways to spend time as a NEET?
>>39327219
blogposting obviously.
Necking yourself is ahead of that in my opinion though.
>>39327219
Read great books.
Work out.
Develop a hobby. Model building, cooking, biking, hiking.
Get outside as much as you can.
If you like drugs you might discover the joys of sadism. It's all about pleasure, and pain. Pain is the true nature of existence. Enjoy yourself, but make sure you will always share the pain. Inflict it upon others and know great joy, or succumb to it yourself and further your understanding of this world.
Why was this year so shit?
Plenty of other years were shit. Why single this one out?
>>39327154
Every year I'm alive is a shit year.
>>39327154
there hasn't been a good year
>Wake up
>look at my hands
>remember im a white guy
>day ruined
No you're just a black guy who watches too much hentai without washing his hands!
reminder that the white race is the true earth human. when ayy lmaos document us in 400+ years they will only mention white people.
>>39327217
i unironically always thought we were the non-earthlings seeded here for some purpose
Ask a 23yo kv who kissraped a girl anything
Yea i m a chad now waddup
>>39327006
Ha I did that at a party once with a fat chick what the hell is wrong with me
I made way too much eye contact with a friendly 16 year old co-worker and got a boner
I'm pretty much a rapist now
>>39327006
what the fuck is kissrape?
If you were to quantify how much of a normie everyone was, would it produce a bell curve?
Can you be abnormally normie?
>>39326950
No. Just a single straight line going from one corner to the opposite.
>>39326950
I would say so, but it wouldnt have strong outliers for "strong normie". Being normie is just conforming to society, so some will do it more than others. But almost nobody is a mindless normie that only does what society says.
>>39327001
Yes, and I would add that there are far more people who are outliers for deviating from social norms than there are outliers for very strictly adhering to social norms.
Going to a Mcgregor v Mayweather party tonight
>inb4 hurr durr robots dont go to parties
Dubs decides what i should do
Will deliver as long as its not killing anyone
>>39326947
try to suck mcgregor off
>>39326947
replying cause why the fuck not
punch the bouncer
saged
>>39326947
ask if floyd is gonna beat mayweather
>tfw can't stop thinking about horse cock ravaging me
>horse
>whores
coincidence?
or destiny...
Tfw i can't stop thinking about growing a horse cock and raping my crush with it
>tfw not getting impregnated by horse
>tfw waiting for it to get dark so I buy snacks
why do you gotta wait untill it gets dark?
>>39326836
He snacks on cheese pizza
>>39326919
Is this really what he was implying?
>In bedroom
>It's 1AM in the morning
>Super bored
>Decide to let the one eyed snake out
>Get to pornhub
>Suddenly get the urge to listen to despacito
>I secretly love the song
>Hear banging coming up the stairs
>Think nothing of it probably just the house
>Hear door know turning
>OhShitImFucked.jpg
>Only have enough time to close one tab
>Close despacito
>It'll be easier to explain
Finding out your kid is watching porn is easier than finding out they're retarded
>>39326771
literal 9gag tier post
Seriously how the fuck did that generic trash reach 3 billions views? Is there hope for this world anymore?
>>39326815
At least I'm fucking trying