ITT: Summer feels
It's getting warm, you got plans this summer?
How is the weather?
Getting comfy?
+general summer feels/stories
wagecucking over the summer as fucking usual
>>37691377
I haven't gone outside at all this summer and I haven't eaten in 5 days
>>37691425
>haven't eaten in 5 days
Absolute madman
How many days will you survive?
>Make a fake roastie account on OkCupid
>INSTANTLY flooded with messages from guys telling me I'm beautiful and all sorts of other cringey stuff
>Can respond with literally anything and they keep messaging you
I don't think you realize how bad this is. Women HAVE to be cut off from their infinite cock supply or else society is going to collapse. There is no reason for them to talk to anyone less than an 8, they know they can get Chad cock at ANY time.
Good bait anon
They fell for the fake account, now troll those degenerate whores
k den
Control your women westerners, or we will
Does anyone want to watch Hidamari sketch or lucky star with me
im sort of out of it and i cant stop crying
I'd love to but my class starts in a few minutes anon ;_; please feel better
>>37691375
whats your discord? we can set up something
>>37691426
homura#0342
It's ok if you don't wanna talk either
>have the option tonight to invite people over to smoke DUDEWEEDLMAO and hang out
>have the option tonight to invite over this girl who said she wants to be my first kiss and lay (im 20 y/o kissless virgin)
>have the option tonight to have pretty much any kind of social interaction i want and go full normie mode
>all i want to do is spend tonight getting fucked up by myself, playing video games and shitposting on /r9k/
this is a golden opportunity to normieville in front of me and its completely unappealing. why?
Because you're scared of what might happen pussy
>>37691261
What might happen?
>>37691280
he reveals his powerlevel
Robots, I heavily recommend that you try regular meditation, every day for at least 30 minutes.
Your mental health and quality of life will improve over time.
It may not give you answers to your biggest problems but it makes solving them a lot easier and more comfortable.
>>37691071
this .
also try yoga (real one , not meme one)
Seconded. I meditate as much as seven times a day, sometimes using a prop like a book or even the end of a hairbrush.
>>37691071
How can I learn for free? TM centers in my city are too expensive.
>still feel like I'm 17
>actually 23 (twenty three)
You need to stay off of /tv/
I'm 24, people still think I look 19.
This is good right?
>>37690959
>feel like 18
>look like 16
>actually 21
When was the last time when you had some kind of contact (e.g. spoke, had sex, dated, made small talk etc.) with a female? Family members and other relatives, cashiers obviously don't count.
Early september last year here.
protowizard here , 33 years old
ive not spoken to a woman in about a year(?)
I have started to add a "male deliverer please" note in the instructions section for food and grocery delivery
I spent months planning it and it works like a charm because I'm from a eurocuck country and I claim I'm muslim, therefore it is haram for me to accept goods from a female
it works most of the time, my beard helps me pass off as a muslim and it means I avoid contact with women almost entirely
there was one time they sent a woman to deliver my chinese and I pretended to not be home and didn't eat for the day
outside of work? i can't recall at all. you made small talk last september? damn, normalfag, how do you do it?
>>37691763
>there was one time they sent a woman to deliver my chinese and I pretended to not be home and didn't eat for the day
Nice
>>37691829
> you made small talk last september? damn, normalfag, how do you do it?
I met with a girl whom I had been chatting online with and then she invited me over to some motel so we could have sex but I sperged out immediately and found an excuse to go home and actually cried because of how pathetic I am. After that she has ignored me online complitely so yeah I fucked up.
>still feel like I'm 17
>actually 23
>Be 23
>Still look like a 16 year old who barely hit puberty
>>37690694
same, am I supposed to feel different?
22 seemed very far away when I was 17 but it's literally not different at all.
>>37690694
>be 21
>look 35
>feel 17
Name a more QT female hairstyle.
Protip:you can't.
Why do females always have the generic shitty dyed blonde hair either long or in one of those dumb buns.
>>37690660
I agree with you anon, I'm growing out my hair like this
>>37690660
Correct OP, this is the most QT hairstyle and it's so fucking rare it makes me sad :(
Most of the girls at my college have long hair pulled into an ugly as fuck pony tail. It's just sad.
>>37690660
Is this from Life is strange?
What trait about you, action you've done, or interaction you've had made a girl interested or attracted to you?
My looks make girls interested in memy personality keeps them away
i once took my shirt off and went jogging during gym class. some girl who was hanging out with the most jacked kid in our grade (call him chad) saw me, and was like 'woah anon, you're ripped. you could probably take on chad'
>>37690627
I've fucked a lot of girls so girls are intrigued as to why girls keep fucking me
Why are women entry-level as fuck with pretty much any sort of interest?
Movies, comics, anime, sports, vidya, whatever, you name it, the average "nerdy girl" doesn't know shit more than pop-culture level
>>37690606
>Movies, comics, anime, sports, vidya
You're asking why more women don't have more than a passing interest in what are typically male dominated hobbies?
>>37690606
Because they're stupid and shallow. They also follow what ever trend their friends/boyfriend follow in order to fit in or manipulate them.
>>37690711
"Yes," I replied, originally
Is anyone else just tired of coming to this place?
>come to r9k after having a shitty day
>get mocked and berated at by some random assholes looking for an ego boost
>spend hours caught up in pointless bitter arguments that lead nowhere
>go to bed feeling even worse than before
This isn't a comfy board anymore. I seriously think i'd be better off without it
>>37690541
I haven't been a regular to this board in over six months. I get sick of having 150 threads that essentially amount to the same thing. Especially on a board that's not really designated for feelsy shit. I thought the original purpose of /r9k/ was to make /b/ but with shitty reposts. Not a combination of /soc/ and /adv/.
>>37690541
im tired as well anon.
i really try my best to give advice to other robots try to make them feel better , but always my advices get lost betweem pointless arguments.
>>37690541
I like to shitpost.
I like to browse /tg/ even though I've literally never played a tabletop game and I hate warhammer. It's kinda comfy.
/pol/ has become retarded. Or I got smarter, I dunno.
What boards are comfy?
How are my blackbots doing, here is a thread safe of harassment from the white normies. Introduce yourself
loser dropout manlet neet reporting in
I feel absolutely horrible waking up today, forgot to turn off the heater and now my body feels out of sync
>>37690475
fuck off stupid nigger go back to listen to your retarded auto-tune bullshit """"""music"""""
>>37690475
die normie nigger
>>37690475
What is life like as a black bot
Has anyone ever been to a strip club before? I'm a bit curious what they're like and I plan on going to one this friday on my own.
>>37690471
>Susu doesn't do porn
argggg my diiiick
>>37690516
It sucks I know, she's a cock tease and nothing more.
>>37690471
yes, there is nothing to do if you don't have money.
Just drink a few beers with your friends, if you have really that much money you can ask for a private dance to a stripper (i think it's a waste of money). Maybe you will like it, i don't know.
Enjoy your experience anon.
>tfw you were the funny and sarcastic kid of class
>tfw you are now an autist and dont know how to talk with people
really makes me think
what if i tell you you weren't the funny and sarcastic kid of class in the first place
>>37690454
i was the funny and sarcastic kid of the class.
it was great at the time but now everytime i remember my fucking "jokes" i cringe.
what the fuck was i thinking?
>>37690454
iktf
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