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Just listening to music at 3am, what songs are you robots listening to?
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"World Record" by Wave Racer
"Ocean Size [demo version]" by Jane's Addiction
"Raw" by San Holo
"We're Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam" by Chiodos


If you're jus chilling, anything by Chon is amazing
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>>37926599
I listen to some of glue70's songs chill asf
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https://youtu.be/pMErlY2CIs0
my go-to "I couldn't sleep and now I'm comfily awake at twilight while everyone else is still asleep" music

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why does he creep me out so bad
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because his eyes are weird
who is he anyway?
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>>37927009
Cristiano RonaIdo
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>>37926473
Because you're either a roastie or a roastie at heart and arbitrarily think of everyone as creepy

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Why haven't you accepted the fact females are literally the superior sex? Think. Men are basically just sperm dispensers and resource providers, like in a lot of animal species too.

>Women don't get decent degrees or jobs not because they're too lazy or dumb but because there's no need when women virtually dominate men and can always find one to provide everything she needs.

>It biologically makes sense for women to have multiple partners and to fuck around more than men, men have thousands of sperms not for many women but to compete against other thousands of sperms in one single woman. The womb is like a mothership and each man's sperm is it's own separate space pod meant to belong to the mothership and provide.

>Women aren't overly emotional because they're inferior, it's what makes women superior. Men are more violent and testosterone driven ape-like things who are meant to be strong and bring to the table whereas the female enjoys the luxury of 100% human emotions and thinking, something the male can't understand.

Get it now? Men are meant to provide for us not the other way around, look at the facts. All you robots complaining about how much it sucks to be a man should do pic related i guarantee you being female aka superior is much better.
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Robot of the superior (male) sex here. AMA!
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>>37926464
get back in the kitchen, child carrier.
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^You meant to say "inferior (Male)" its ok we all make mistakes sweetie

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Can we forever bury this conman bullshit now and accept that literally all girls care about is looks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pEfhgG3Ocw
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>ultra liberal feminist hbomber
I'm ok
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>>37926457
>ad hominem

Ye he's a cuck faggot but he destroyed the PUA cult completely in this video.
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>>37926437
I mean to be fair these are literally just autistic guys trying to be and using PUA shit as a channel to. Girls mostly care about looks, but these guys are pudgy beer bellied autists that would make fun of robots just cause.

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>tfw no black bf to pound my boipucci
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>>37926410
looks like a 10 year old's penis. kek
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>>37926847
That's kinda what hormones do.
You can separate trannies that just cross dress and had silicon implants from trannies who actually had years of hormones by checking their dick.
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>>37926410
There's bound to be at least one blackbot here that would pound your boipussy with his BBC.

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You think you got real virgin hobby?
I'm a wrestling fan.
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So you grapple while spinning around?
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>>37926407
I dont even have a hobby, get fucked pleb
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>>37926407
I-it's cool to like wrestling after Goldberg came back r-right?

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>staying up at 6:30 in my room
>been feeling immensely lonely for a while now
>suddenly feel a physical aching/tugging in my chest
>feels like i'm being punched
>start to cry
what happened to me?
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>>37926373
You acting like a little bitch is what what happened.
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anxiety attack/existential dread
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You must become sexually aggressive towards women, Anon. It is the only answer.
>>37926382
Would it kill you to be fucking supportive?

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my boipusy is ovulating
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Can't you go ruin some other board with this bullshit?
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That's gay you're a faggot and you should go try to incite a gay faggot parade in isis controlled Syria
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Does that mean you have to take a poo or does it mean that your colon is clear?

>>37926355
>>37926360
/gay9k/ is best 9k

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Until we get realistic sex robots we should only fuck those 10/10 trannies, and maybe create artificial womb. Women are becoming irrelevant in our society.
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>>37926293
She has a very kawaii penis
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S-s-sure they can...

>>37926328

Do you know her name?
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I would like to know the name of girl in this pic too.

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Why is this cancer so popular?Even pewdpie is better than this faggot.
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>>37926229
It's not too subtle, unlike you.
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>>37926229
I guess it has the whole "so bad it's good" thing going for it unlike the mediocrity of the rest of the site.
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>>37926229
Teenage boys who love memes "ironically" and constantly make the same Shrek jokes from five years ago.

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Why do girls act like wanton sluts towards some men but not towards me?
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Oh they do stuff like that all the time at edm festivals. Just start dancing and a random thot will dry hump you and disappear before the show ends
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>>37926221
But you clearly you have to very attractive or they'll call you a creep if you get anywhere near them.
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>>37926221
That doesn't look like dry humping.

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I really wish that I wasn't circumcized.
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>>37926178

Why? I have a nice middle job
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Hahaha, how does it feel to get jewed?
Should feel pretty bad, stay cucked cutfag.
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I asked my mom about it and she said the jew doctors recommend it, so she had me mutilated from birth.

She did what she thought was best.

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Do you believe in god?
I do, and I think god is evil. I don't pray to him, I know I'm fucked when I die.
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>>37926072
I do and I hate that I exist because of him. the only reason why im alive is because of the slither of faith I still have in him so the least he can do is allow me into heaven after making me suffer for no reason for like 70 or 80 years if I don't die some other way.
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>>37926169
You don't have to believe in a preset religion to know there's a God stupid.
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUUSE TONIIIIIGHT

orgino

we we we gunna have a good time

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Fuck me, robots. Moving to a new state in a week. Starting over, away from parents.

>18
>Homeschooled Christian
>Developed Dissociative Identity Disorder at 14
>Mild paranoia and social anxiety
>Obsessed with movies
>Out of shape, but saveable
>Can't look people in the eye
>Talk to myself constantly
>Moving in with a bunch of fit, Christian "Bros" who all have girlfriends and lives, and also my brother
>Leaving my oneitis without saying anything even though we grew up together
>Fall asleep every night crying listening to ASMR videos and dissociating

Any tips about undergoing massive change?
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Ask the "bros" to help you get /fit/ and go to parties with them.
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>>37926137
they're all super moral, so parties might be out of the picture. pretty sure one of them is a pastor. hope they dont discover my fetishes.
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>>37926031
Oh my goddddddd anon!!! You've got to get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON DRUGS!!! Begin using drugs. Smoke fucking...weed!! Your oneitis.... smoke pot and jack off thinking about her!!! Become sexually aggressive towards women and begin predatory behavior toward the women in your new neighborhood!!!!! SEXUALLY!

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I was a 25 year old kissless virgin that no girl had ever been attracted to, then I went to Thailand on vacation.
>first date on the first night, she paid for the restaurant
>several matches on tinder every day, most of them wanted to talk
>all girls I asked out said yes
>fucked several prostitutes first week
>fucked a non-prostitute all day every day of the second week

It wasn't a meme, the difference from white women was even bigger than the meme.
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Definitely moving to Thailand. Thanks for the advice, OP.
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>>37926304
I want to do it too but can't. I will probably just have to kill myself but it's harder now when there's a girl that likes me.
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>>37926354
I promise you she doesn't actually like you. There's a reason why thai girls are easy for white men, and it isn't that they all like you so much.

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