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How do I get my stupid sister to stop teasing me? Whenever it's just the two of us at home and she's done showering, she walks fucking bare naked out of the bathroom, opens my door without knocking and starts talking. I obviously don't want to be a fucking creep and look at her naked body but when I look away she just fucking laughs at me and says things like "what's the big deal? you spend all day looking at naked women on your computer but your own sister makes you blush?", laughs and then walks out. Fucking help me please.
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>>35691191
punch her in her stupid fucking face whilst she is laughing. she won't expect it. it will wipe the smile off her face and put YOU in power. bitch won't do shit again
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Is she hot? Fuck your sister
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>>35691191
Take a picture of her naked and threaten to post it online if she doesn't stop teasing you
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>You want to go on a date with me, anon? REALLY?
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haha there was this girl who wore goggles to my highschool
everyone was laughing at her in home room and my friend got everyones attention and said "Yo, stop making fun of her. She just flew her plane to school today!"
Everyone roared in laughter.
She was kind of cute. I bet we could have been friends and watched anime together.
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>>35691184
IMO dyed hair is qt when done right.
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>>35691251
>when done right
more like when theres not a hambeast underneath or an ugly girl
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Where do I get a mentally ill gf?
I want us to go on the road of recovery together. Pretty much the only want I choose to do any type of treatment.
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>>35691183
do you have a discord? original message mane
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>>35691183
that fucking picture
fuuuuucccc
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>>35691183
Tumblr is decent starting point. Lot of bitter broads there.
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I have therapy for the first time in a few hours, robots, and I feel like my chest is about to explode. Can we just hang out in here for awhile?
Here's a song I like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=510keKHT1fs
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Good luck anon. I never liked therapy, I hope it goes well for you.
Here's a song I like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-hwt2Q0j_U
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>>35691134
Chill, my dude. You'll just be explaining your situation on the first day. It's pretty nice.
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I am in pretty much same situation, I have appointment in next week.
I don't even know why I'm going, I most likely can't even tell him what is wrong with me since I don't know myself.
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Why do men hate ghetto black women so much?they're so fun
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always a problem
>espically with the Exes
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>>35691067
They aren't submissive enough. I want Women I can control.
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They have HIV.
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Where do I get a weeb bf that isn't just for sex
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>>35690992
>Where do I get a weeb bf that isn't just for sex
/r9k/me
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Oh you mean a beta orbiter .
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>>35690992
>>35691006
Gay anime posters are pure unadulterated cancer.
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would you date a canadian girl?
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>>35690971
All leafs should die
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>>35690971
>would you date a canadian girl?
no thanks
I want the Canadian and Australian peoples to die out so they stop ruining discussion across the internet
imagine how much better the internet would be without these countries
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I will bed as many canadian girls as I want on the Day of the Rake
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My ex of 10 years ago, with kids and a divorce just started messaging me and now wants to meet up. I'm considering it just because I'm insanely desperate.
How bad of a idea is this? And can you please talk me out of it. Thanks.
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She wants to fuck you and make you pay to support her brats, don't do it.
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Don't take the baggage of that shit, you're free now. Stay that way
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Sounds like a load of trouble. Stay away from problem people
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Who was the most robot artist of any art medium? Whether it be music, poetry, or painting, whatever.
I'd say Van Gogh.
>bullied by most of the post-impressionist painters of the 19th-early 20th century, calling his art amateur and messy
>mental issues, was clearly bipolar
>cut his own ear off
>fucking killed himself
>had no friends other than his brother
>practically lived out of mental hospitals
oh, and nobody gave a shit about him til years later after he died
Also, Daniel Johnston for most robot musician, easily.
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He got his ear cut off in a knife fight in actuality I believe. Aside from that I agree.
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I nominate Cioran for literature and Lermontov for poetry
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erik satie was pretty robot , dont know if he was mentally ill but sure he was weird
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/r9k/ e-dating: fembot edition
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Sup robots.
Tell me about the main fembot you're currently e-seeing/seeing/have your eye on.
And tell me how all of the side fembots you have on skype/kik/discord etc are doing too.
What attracts you to them all?
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I don't even know how to get to know any
i'd love to but how do you even get in contact
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I literally just want a girl who will talk to me.
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Is that even possible? i think most of the fembots are just gays playing their little fantasy.
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Your life now has a sountrack, which you can turn on and off at will.
Who would you pick to score your life? You can choose any composer/musician.
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Kanye West. Or maybe Cab Calloway
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>>35690719
Ennio Morricone.
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>>35690719
Shiro Sagisu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX8NDBJLVqA
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>used to have absolutely insatiable sex drive when i was lonely/virgin
>finally got a qt gf, bang constantly for a few years
>completely lost all desire to fuck a few months ago
>gf literally begging me to lick her ass and pussy and fuck her silly
>have no desire and am annoyed with her constant requests
>probably going to break up over this, since our home life is so stressful due to this issue
you robos are always complaining about lack of sex...but what about those who suffer with too much of it?
a starving person would kill for food. but someone who just ate a massive meal can't fathom the thought of eating more. too much of a good thing can fuck you up.
count your blessings, virgins.
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>>35690640
Sounds pretty sudden, probably a medical issue you should get checked out.
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>>35690640
go to the doctor, desu-chan. there might be something wrong with you UwU
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>>35690640
Then let me fuck her you inept fuck.
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>Little brother fell into the interdimensional cum vortex
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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>>35690629
It's over anon, he's gone
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>>35690629
>mom found the meat werewolf
WAKE ME UPPP
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>mom inadvertently unleashed that which formerly resided in the chest of unfathomable sex toys and cummies
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BITCH!
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when ur friend dabs
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>>35690588
when a FUCKING NORMIE POSTS ON R9K
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>>35690588
>friends
What attracts you people here?
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Implying i have frends
>wtf anon get out can't you see I'm changing clothes
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>Can't you see I'm masturbating?
Haha good times.
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>>35690523
that looks smelly
orig
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>>35690600
Smelly in a good way