Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1673. page

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> Can you bail me out anon? Pleeeeeeeease.

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I have just a friendly message to drug users on this board:

If you haven't tried it yet, don't do meth. And obviously, even more than that, don't do heroin or anything else with a serious risk of fentanyl cuts or lethal ODs in general. But outside of drugs that are liable to just kill you dead on the spot, I would tell you that meth is the one not to try.

I've been using it about a month now, and this is the first time in my life I've ever felt that I was truly addicted. I've tried coke, crack and many opiates, and never really felt I was addictions. This one, I fear, is going to be hard to shake.

Here's what happens with meth, and I think why it's so dangerous: it seems so mild in its effects at first you'll just think it's like adderral. So you do it again, and again, and again. It has a very high half-life, so you're not merely replenish drug that's left your system, you're actually building your levels up over time. As a result, you may not experience the 'peak' of meth euphoria until after quite a bit of use, you may think it's actually a really mild drug that's useful for studying, yet cheaper than street adderral prices. It catches you super off-guard at first but you start learning things about it over time.

It's just not a drug you can fully experience by trying it once. And your first time is likely to feel like nothing. But a month in, I think I'm starting to see it. I'm about 5 days awake right now; not only am I not at all tired, but I feel great. I'm not the slightest bit scared of all the LSD-like patterns that form if I stare at something long enough, nor the humanoid apparations that appear for a split second in my peripheral vision.

BTW, amphetamines lose the 'study aid' effect at huge, recreational doses. If you get into buying grams of meth, you'll sooner or later get used to smoking points (100mg) in a single sesh. At those levels there are no study benefits you just want to masturbate or have sex.

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Let's have a Ksenia thread. Post everything of this russian slut.

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ITT: Post your favorite modern world leader
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average /r9k/ poster
kek

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So I know a lot of you think that your autism is sad in a romantic depressive way.

But I'm here to tell you that your autism is sad in a completely useless for absolutely no reason way. Everything that has ever happened to you is literally because of yourself.
> Look like death because you stay up every night shitposting and jerking off
> Don't want to eat right because you feel like you're just going to die anyway
> Think schedules are for plebs, but autistically stick to rituals/habits that mean fuckall in the real world. Oh no, mommy went to Wendy's and not Chick-fil-a? You can't adapt because you had it in your mind that you were getting spicy nuggies three hours ago.
> Have no work ethic because you think you have to be actually passionate about what you do as a wagie, but you don't even have ethic about creating anything either.
>Have no social skills because you want everyone who talks to you to only talk about things you like
> Thinks everything is stupid and dysfunctional, but you're the only ones in reality who can't cope
> Complains that people are sheep for going to the club and talking to other humans, but you spend hundreds of dollars for your "hobby" which is just buying media and action figures
> Roasties tell you what they like in a guy, you decide you'll be the first one to rebel against it and get pussy for being greasy and underweight
> Or worse, just pull the MUH GENETICS card
> Didn't try in school because academia (you know, where people actually do research instead of arguing with their parents) is a sham, because you can get all the education from Youtube scientists like The Amazing Athiest
> The list goes on, you're all faggots
I'm asking you to defend yourself against at least three of these points. Tell me why autismos like yourself have been shit on beyond your control. I'm waiting.

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HOW AUTISTIC ARE YOU?
YOUR LAST TWO DIGITS WILL BE THE PERCENTAGE OF HOW MENTALLY RETARDED (AUTISTIC) YOU ARE!

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Join our discord
4 people in here so far
no rules atm just be kind and friendly
let's have fun anons

MamR2k

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Everyone always talks about the signs that a girl is a slut, but what are the signs that a guy might be a manwhore?

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>finally work up the courage to talk to a girl
>we're actually hitting it off, she's laughing at my lame jokes
>boyfriend is casually mentioned

/Niceguy/ is how i play this, right? I will be there to rescue her from her boyfriend who must be an asshole of some kind.

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robots in there 20s, do you ever lie about your age when asked by strangers?

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>have to babysit little cousin again
>ask him about school
>he suddenly starts crying to me about how he has no friends and stuff
>finally realize he's one of us
>teach him about robots v normies
>teach him about the dangers of roasties
>teach him about the pleasures of NEETdom
>week later
>his parents start complaining to me that I ruined their son
>he refuses go to school and instead plays video games nearly all the time
>they complain he's taking advantage of his Good Boy Point system (they don't call it that but it's pretty much the same thing) to buy fast food all the time
>they even say he's building up his piss bottle collection and has used one to attack them
>mfw I'm so proud of him

Do you have any robot family members? What do you do to help their situation

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femanons, i could be a good husband, i know i could. i would wake you up with a thousand kisses every morning, help with the household chores, and take you out to a nice restaurant at least once a week. why can't you see past my ugliness and give me a chance?

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If the average pens size is measured at between 5.1 and 5.5 inches a lot of the people posting their dick sizes have to be lying.

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Was life really simpler and somewhat happier pre-2007?