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Too bad about this weekend's Samurai Jack episode, wagie. Enjoy your Monday.
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enjoy your life when mummy and daddy die.
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>>35979671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI&t=48s

TICK TOCK WAGIE! TICK TOCK!
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>>35979671

>inherit all their money
>still don't have to work

Not seeing how that's a problem, anon.

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Hey Robots! Ive been reading this bored and i gotta say a lot of it is pretty f-ing funny. My friend told me about r9k and hes a bit of a robot and i thought up an idea for a youtube channel where i do a "normies react" series to various meme videos. My friend gave it a robot's approval but also said "robots react" could be good to. Would you watch either? i think itll be hilarious lol.
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>>35979628
>normies react
isn't that just what those finebros fuckers do already?
also this is a shitty idea and you need to leave
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>>35979628
leave this place and never come back plox
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>>35979744
>>35979717
hey but my robot friend liked it and hes a regular here. i think most people on this bored might enjoy it if they gave it a chance

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i wanna kill myself but all i have is a belt and i havent got the nerve.
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>>35979493
Same hahaheeheee I want out.
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>i wanna kill myself :^) but i don't wanna die XD im just soooooooo depressed lol

fuck off OP
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>>35979536
its about the discomfort of killing myself not fear of death

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I sat on a bench for 3 hours in front of my local plaza.
I counted couples with Asian Girls.

FINAL RESULTS:
94 Asian Couples
4 Asian Girl / White Guy Couples
2 Asian Girl / Latino Guy Couples
0 Asian Girl / Black Guy Couples

>ASIAN COUPLES
Lots of Asian couples. The cute Asian Girls that /r9k/ usually posts were mostly with handsome Asian Guys. Once in a while, a cute girl with an ugly guy. Usually ugly girls with ugly guys. They mostly just matched. Also, lots of old Asian couples.

>WHITE GUYS
Out of the 4 couples, only 1 had an average passably attractive Asian Girl. The guy looked like a super buff gym. The other 3 remaining couples were... Ugly Girl / Old White Guy, Obese Filipina Girl / White Guy, Alien Head Asian Girl / White Nerd.

>LATINO GUYS
Out of the 2 couples, 1 was actually surprisingly very impressive. The Latino Guy was like a hipster and the Asian Girl was super cute! Bravo Hipster Latino! You did a good job. The other couple was an Obese Asian Girl with an Obese Latino.

>BLACK GUYS
Nothing today. I'm sure it's out there but just not today.

>EXTRA INFO
I live in Southern California. Supposedly, this is the best place for interracial dating. Yes, I am an Asian Guy that likes Asian Girls but I absolutely 100% did not try to make this experiment bias. Like I said, that one Hipster Latino Guy scored a real cute Asian Girl. I felt my heart shatter for that one.

One last thing I'd like to add is, just because the interracial Asian Girl couples didn't look that great, it doesn't mean I'm putting White/Latino/Black guys down. TONS of good looking White Guys had beautiful White Girls, and TONS of Latino Guys with super sexy Latina Girls. I would never expect any of those girls to give an Asian Guy a chance either. I'm just trying to be real. Interracial dating is a meme. Yellow Fever is a meme or atleast not as intense as the weebs here like to push it. That's it. Any questions?
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>>35979489
>I live in Southern California

We should hang out and drink beer out of paper bags and count couples together. Where are you from (approximately)?
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>>35979565

Orange County. I had a flat tire so I had to wait for 3 hours. I felt like doing the experiment because there was a bunch of yellow fever threads this morning.
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>>35979489
>35979489
is that the yellow rangers actor? also hey anon blackbot here i don't see many black/asian couples either

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>tfw hungry and mom hasn't come back with food yet
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>>35979485
Go get your own damn food.
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>>35979485
>had to eat granola bars in my room for all my meals again cause parents have been downstairs all day and I can't go to the kitchen without passing them
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>>35979509
She said she is already getting me Noodles and Company. Why would I need to go get food?

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>just found out anri okita stopped doing porn.

FUCKING WHY YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCK A BLACK GUY YET
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>>35979383
that looks good on her
and I unironically want her to get blacked
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>>35979383

Hey BlackBot, YellowBot here, want to come hangout discussing Asian Girls dating interacially in a realistic fashion? I did this experiment today, 100% real, Black dudes are cool, I say don't rely so much on the BLACKED porn, and go do some BLACKED in your real life my friend. You deserve the happiness. >>35979489
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>>35979383
>anri okita stopped doing porn.
what the fuck does she do now?

can we sue Japan?

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>he spends 8 hours of his life making another man money

>every day
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>>35979343
Is TayTay alpha woman?
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>he spends 16 hours of his life shitposting on a scandinavian ice fishing board

>every day
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>he doesn't work for the shareholders

As long as they're happy and fat I can suffer through it my man

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I WANT TO BECOME A WILD GUY!

can any robots help me??
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As long as you post source, I definitely can
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>>35980169
>As long as you post source, I definitely can
sure here
https://exhentai.org/g/1045569/c8d04a92c2/
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>>35980288
what about the title?

t. sadpanda pleb

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let the ballbusting couple thread die due to a buddy dropping by suddenly. Anyway still around, still bullshitting.
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why do you let your wife do stuff like that to you?
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>>35979638
BEcause its my ultimate fetish. being younger i was never worried about sex, blowjobs, handjobs or that junk. I really wanted a ballbuster to go out with me, and i was super insecure about telling someone. It has always been my biggest fetish.
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>>35979677

and your wife didn't think it was odd at all?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

So, why do autistic people love manga so much?
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>>35979227
kek might move to glasgow to find a qt celtic supporting anime gf
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>>35979227
because manga characters wear their emotions on their sleeve
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>no autistic weeb gf to not practice volume control with

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>Play Skyrim again for a long time
>Somehow now everything feels more political and emotional

If the Dunmer in the Gray Quarter feel so oppressed by living in a Nord city, why don't they just move to the island that the Nords graciously gave them to take shelter in during their crisis? There's more than enough room for everyone there, and even if they don't live in Raven Rock, there's plenty of land to make new homes in. After all, Nords are such shitty people that ANYTHING would be better than living in a city full of us, right?
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>>35979203
I've been playing Skyrim SE too bro. Did a sneaky khajiit this time. The politics and society in Skyrim is beginning to feel like modern day western societies. With the nords being whites who are finally ready to take back control of their lands, the thalmor being the Jews, US Media and authorities the Empire, and the rest of the races (Aragonians, Redguards, Dunmer etc.) Shitskins who as you pointed out, don't want to assimilate with the Nords nor want to fuck off back to their own lands or the designated lands granted to them by the grace of the superior race, the true owners of Skyrim.
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>>35979318
Sorry a bout the name. Didn't sage this thread. It was from another thread.
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>>35979203
Why exactly should they move? Why don't the Nords mind their own fucking business and leave them in peace or fuck off

If I came to your house and began fucking with you are you going to move now? There are plenty of other houses

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>tfw no bf to beat you on hearthstone and show you how to be good.
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add me baby 3 time Legend
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Hearthstone is literally a game of luck and having an expensive deck
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isn't that game heavily RNG reliant and p2w?

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I'm a dumb worthless piece of shit
I'm a dumb worthless piece of shit
I'm a dumb worthless piece of shit
I'm a dumb worthless piece of shit
I'm a dumb worthless piece of shit
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>>35979115
prove post pics with time stamp u dumb piece of shit
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I don't deserve to exist
I don't deserve to exist
I don't deserve to exist
I don't deserve to exist
I don't deserve to exist
I don't deserve to exist
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>>35979115
k
Go away.

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Will taking a shitton of SSRIs and sedatives turn me into a normie?

I have took Zoloft and Paroxetine around 2 years ago and for the time being it turned me into a normie (no social anxiety, high self esteem, boosted confidence and mania)

Should I start taking them again?
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>>35979073
>Should I start taking them again?

why'd you stop?
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>>35979089

due to the shitty healthcare system in my country i couldn't get the documents i needed for a appointment and the doc did not want to give me a script without the health card
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>>35979073
Taking antidepressants and sedatives will turn you into a dysfunctional zombie, not a normie

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is my dick too small brahs?
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>>35978965
Not for a 4'11 girl.
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>>35978965
Big enough for a preteen
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>>35978983
>tfw my last gf was 4'11
>7 inch dick

Maybe not

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