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just waiting for a civil war so i can die in battle for my country
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>tfw want to find a hill to die on but am scared to go outside
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>>36202319
>civil war
>die in battle for my country
I feel like dying in a civil war doesnt make much sense here. Its countrymen killing fellow countrymen doesnt that irk you?

>tfw waiting for the race war so i can die for my race
It may never happen but I do live in europe. If i hit 30 and my life isnt sorted out ill probably go to south africa and just kill a load of dindus until i die - its better than an heroing.
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a civil war would be fun to go yojimbo on
really maximize the dead patriots on both sides

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mfw mommy walked in on me drawing hentai

"whats that in her mouth anon?"
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I dont give a shit about you thread, but I saved your joker.
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>not drawing man-on-man domination hentai

Are you fucking gay?
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>>36202318
>"

newfriend go

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no friends, so ill tell you guys
>be 25yo virgin
>get into tinder,
>match with 41 year old woman
>wants to fuck me with a strap on, and whip my with a crop
>makes me send her video of me jerking off
>wants me to drive an hour and a half to her place on friday.
im just hoping she is not a man who will rape and murder me. pic related
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>>36202297
Tinder is a cesspool, friendo. Try OKCupid instead. It's a great way to meet traditional qts.
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>>36202297
you should proabbly get used to putting the lotion in the basket.
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ask her to timestamp
if she's unwilling then stay the fuck away

be flexible say something like put your pinky up in front of your face touching your eyebrow
or something like that if she doesn't want to use a piece of paper?

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>tfw start getting close to someone
>Last time I saw them they were weird and everything felt off
>I'm sorry anon, I just have been seeing Chad, and can't see you anymore.
>This has been happening since the beginning
>Tfw they honestly tell you what is wrong with you and why you were never up to par
>Tfw blissful ignorance is gone
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>tfw they don't even have to tell you
>tfw you just both know
>tfw she won't even talk to me anymore, just occasionally to make sure I'm not dead from drugs

bitch I ate your ass
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>>36202293
I know this feel anon. Send a pic, I wanna see if what the girls say about you is true.
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>>36202293
What is your name, anon?
I think you might be talking about me
I am sorry

how do i get a terminal illness easily
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>>36202280
get fucked in the ass by numerous guys, don't have them wear condoms
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Get aids then ingest radium
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Technically suicidal depression is a terminal illness

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my friend said that i have a problem
he wouldn't give me any hugs or tallk to me
he hates me
and so do all of his other friends
i cant stop crying so what do i do?
i want a hug from somebody
being worthless sucks nobody ever gave me a hug before

i want to be their friend and they hate me
its not fair
why does this happen to me
i didnt mean to annoy them and comment on their profile
i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug i want a hug
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i cant stop crying i want a hug
hug
please somebody hug me
he said he doesnt want to humor an ill person
it hurt so bad
its like he wants me to feel bad


i want a hug so bad
i want someone to love me
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i want a huggie
somebody hug me please
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i want a huggie
someone give me a hug
he hates me so much
everyone wants me to die i want a hug

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>You become like the people you surround yourself with

TFW I never surrounded myself with others
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>surround myself with /r9k/
>don't become like other robots
>tfw you will never fit in anywhere
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>when you hover the perimeters of a variety of subcultures

ugh ugh
guh?
cuck!
erm...
big guy for you
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>become nobody

Isn't that the purpose of Buddhism?

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Why is sex involving black men so animalistic? Why do the women (and sissies) enjoy being treated roughly?
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daddy issues also fuck off wannabe cuck
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>>36202140
Man we need to turn this into a blue board already.
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I'm a beta as fuck black dude, but once I came kinda close to convincing someone to have sex with me, once I knew they were game, something just just took over and I felt totally dominant all of sudden, like I knew I could fuck them however I wanted.

I guess its just instinctual.

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hey /r9k/

who's your favorite overwatch hero?

pic related
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>>36202097
if someone else picks genji i autoquit
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>>36202097
The trash man is also my favorite
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>>36202097
Pharah of course.
Widow fags and kill themselves

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>Sleep 1 hour
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HOW SO I STOP THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Story of my life senpai
i hate this meme, just want it to end already
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>>36202065
>sleeps by number in order
>why can't I sleep REEEEE
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>>36202065
have you tried sleeping 24 hours?

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What did she mean by this?

originaI
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>>36201994

idk probably wants compliments or something

her nose is shiny which would seem to indicate moiture? what does it mean for someone's skin to crack
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>>36201994
She wants you to moisturize her face OP
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>uses instaslut
Into the trash

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If you could choose your perfect gf, what would her name be?

>Sally
(Has to be blonde southerner...don't judge.)
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Daisy

originginging
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jim

oregano
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Alyssa
Sophie

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How do I stop crying?
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You cry until there's no more left
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>>36201988
But there's always more.
It's not like it's a big deal or anything, but when I get mad I cry.
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>>36202029
cry til you die

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How do I tell if I'm "that guy"?
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You develop a sixth sense
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Its one of those "If you have to ask" things. To normies at least, if you're not one of them, you are "that guy".
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Honestly, if you're wondering if you're "that guy", it's most likely you're not.

"that guy" is not self aware, and even if he is, he's too selfish to give a shit.

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Any of you have recommended books or book series?

I got a copy of this for my birthday last week and im enjoying it so far
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good taste op. I have the exact copy.

Most of the books I can recommend are high school tier. I've only started reading novels again recently and I usually just read the first and last chapters along with a summary in high school so I've been catching up. I enjoy Vonnegut and Orwell. Right now I'm reading red dragon and that's pretty good (pic related)
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Anna Karenina

A bit of a trainwreck but a really well written one
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>>36201852
Are you in middle school? That book can only possibly be good to middle schoolers.

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